A relative sent this to me... I found it hilarious, I hope you do to!

'The massa, massas alimentícias Diet'


The massa, massas alimentícias Diet and Your Health

ITALIAN massa, massas alimentícias DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!

1.. You walk massa, massas alimentícias da bakery.

2... You walka massa, massas alimentícias da doces store.

3.. You walka massa, massas alimentícias da Ice Cream shop.

4. You walka massa, massas alimentícias da mesa, tabela and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND....

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer coração attacks than
the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer coração attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer coração attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer coração attacks than the English.

5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer coração attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.