• Say, are we a groovy, happenin' bunch o' guys, or what?

• To Bad Guys who just said they were nuts: No I'm not, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.

• What can I say? One dia I had this Gonzo headache, and before it was over I could speak and read Chinese.

• I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train! WOW!!! (shoves bad guy down) Touchdown!

• I want you to be my role model, someone I can look up to when the purple wobblies start to wobble.

• You know Sarge, I had a cat once, but everytime I tried to give him a bath, the pele, peles stuck to my tongue.

• I have been kicked out! Caine has...

• I amor it when a plan comes together.

• Ever notice you run into the nicest people in tanks?

• Hickory dickory dock / The rato ran up the clock / The clock struck one / Down he run / You smell worse than my socks!

• seguinte time you think you want to take someone out, don't get yourself a good squad. Get yourself a team.

• Nice, B.A.!

• Go, B.A.!

• See, I was the kid who always liked waiting on natal Eve even mais than I liked opening the presents the seguinte morning. But the seguinte morning when I started rippin', I started rippin'!

• The Opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.

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•When punks start hasslin' decent people, I make it my bidness.

•I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal.

•If he's flyin' (Murdock) then we're dyin'.

•Shut up, fool! Typically directed at Murdock

•Oh Hannibal. You snuck Mike into my van?!? (Mike is a skunk.)

•Quit your jibba jabba!

•You're just a crazy fool, who's seein' things that ain't there! to Murdock

•Got no time for jibba jabba.

•Face is gonna pay...Face is gonna pay...Face is gonna pay.(After Face screwed up on a mission, which resulted in BA getting shot in the leg.)

•Me rhyming my words... that's the craziest thing I ever...