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Spongebob's amor (not for Spandy fans) Chapter 4

posted by melisa583

"and maybe we can have a triple encontro, data at the krusty krab!"

"and maybe we can have a triple date at the krusty krab!"

~*~*~*~*~
The seguinte Day
Gary: Meow? (can i have a encontro, data too?)
Spongebob: sure Gary! Hazal told me she got a new girl Snail
Gary: *sounds sexy* meow!
Spongebob:and maybe we can go on a triple encontro, data at the Krusty Krab!
meanwhile at Hazal's house
Hazal:hey Arjin! wat's for breakfast!
Me:Eggs!
Hazal:OK!
Mary:Meow?(can i get a encontro, data too?)
Hazal:I told you Mary! we'll go on a triple encontro, data at the Krusty Krab with Spongebob, Patrick, and Gary!
Mary:Meow Meow! (OK)
Hazal and Spongebob:Oops! i almost forgot to give you food
both gives their caracol food*
~*~*~*~*~
later at the krusty krab
SB and P:Hey girls
Both: oi boys!
so they were at the krusty krab for hours
seguinte time:Sandy will wrestle Hazal and Patrick's big sister Sam will fight Arjin (me)oh the drama!!!

"Meow? (can i get a encontro, data too?)"

"Meow? (can i get a date too?)"

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just friends

posted by spongebob12

Okay spongebob and sandy have been friends for a long time but there are some rumours that spongebob is dating sandy and i found out it was not true spongebob does not want a girlfriend he just wants to be friends with sandy thats all so SPONGEBOB AND SANDY ARE NOT A COUPLE PEOPLE it's a lie!!!!! and spongebob can make his own desicions if he doesnt like like sandy he just likes her as a friend and i'm okay with that how bout you guys well if you are please comment on this artigo + i hope you like it i respect spongebob in any way

Poor buddy...

posted by SpikeFan66

Gary: [wearing a hat and earmuffs] Meow.
SpongeBob: [slides into the bathroom] Oh, Gary, I don't feel like myself.
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Don't be silly, Gary. I don't get colds. I get the suds.
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: No, Gary. If I had the suds, I'd have bubbles coming outta me. [sneezes, then rosa, -de-rosa bubbles come out of him then he moans exhaustingly]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: I can't get the suds, [sniffles] because then I'll have to miss work! [puts his underwear over his mouth and nose then sneezes. rosa, -de-rosa bubbles come out again]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this. [turns around and has two bubbles representing his butt cheeks. Each one pops]
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: I'm not sick. I'm going to work

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I <3 Spongebob!

posted by ChuckyLover1

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I luved spongebob since I was very little and I still do, my parents think it's a stupid show .. but I honestly don't care. Spongebob is funny, cute, goofy and smart! And when I need a laugh he is there! I watch his shows almost EVERYDAY! And im gonna keep watching them everyday! :) Spongebob oN!

Spongebob's Job

posted by SpongeTib97

oi guys,A.M.S here with some great news.Spongebob is currently workin' at The Krusty Krab and it turns out awesome.Spongebob still doesn't have his driver's licence...but,will get his as soon as he calms down during the boating test.

He's been on T.V for only about 19 years now and he has been giving me mais and mais inspiration and some quotation studies.Spongebob became the very first Nicktoon to ever win mais than one Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards in one setting.And as a reward.I would like to give Spongebob a 5 out of 5 stars and a perfect 10.

Well,that's all the time I have to tell you...

Catch you all seguinte time,bye.

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Goofy Goober Rock Lyrics spongebob squarepants

posted by karlyluvsam

I'm a goofy goober
(Rock)
You're a goofy goober
(Rock)

We're all goofy goobers
(Rock)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober
(Rock)

Put your toys away
Well, then I got to say when you tell me not to play
I say, no way
(No way)
No, no, no, no way

I'm a kid, you say
When you say I'm a kid I say, say it again
And then I say thanks
(Thanks)
Thank you very much

So if you thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try
The kid inside will set you free

I'm a goofy goober
(Rock)
You're a goofy goober
(Rock)

We're all goofy goobers
(Rock)
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goofy goober, yeah

Read more: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS - GOOFY GOOBER ROCK LYRICS link
Copied from MetroLyrics.com

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IN THE SEA:A SPONGEBOB AND ICE AGE CROSSOVER

posted by pinkmare

spongebob and friends

ME:HI I'M SIERRA BEAST
VALERIA:EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR SIERRA.
SAURICE:HEY BOSS HOW COME WE'RE NOT IN THE STORY? AND WHY DOES SIERRA GET TO WRITE HER OWN STORY?
VALERIA:BECAUSE I'M TIRED AS HELL FROM composição literária ALL OF MY STORIES,AND I'M GIVING HER THE EQUAL OPPERTUNITY TO DO HER OWN THING IN HER OWN WAY AND DON'T WORRY YOUR TIME WILL COME AND THE REASON WHY WE'RE NOT INCLUEDED TO THE STORY IS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT OUR LINES WAS GONNA BE IF WE WERE IN THIS STORY.
SAURICE:OKAY ,THANKS BOSS.
VALERIA:NO PROB SO WHERE THEY AT?
ME:WHO?
VALERIA:THE GANG SPONGEBOB,PATRICK,SANDY AND THE ICE AGE GANG. WHERE....

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Spongebob's amor (not for Spandy fans) Part 2

posted by melisa583

"*sob* Oh Gary!"

Narrator:The seguinte Morning
Spongebob:*sob*oh Gary!
Gary:Meow? (What Now?)
Spongebob:I have a crush on this girl in school and I have 2 mais days to choose a encontro, data for the prom and... I'M EMBARRESED! *SOBS MORE*
Gary:Meow Meow Meow Meow Moew mOEW Moew (why don't you look at her perfil online and see what she likes)
Spongebob:GOOD IDEA GARY!! *zooms to computer*
Spongebob:here we go! now let's see, *gasp* she likes jellyfishing! wow! now let's see for Patrick's crush! her too!!! wow! this is exiting!*calls patrick*
Patrick:*while crying* hello?
Spongebob: Patrick! the girls both like Jellyfishing! and the jellyfishing convention is today! maybe if we take them there, we can ask them and they'll amor us!
Patrick:great idea!!!
Will the idea work? check out seguinte time!

"*while crying* hello?

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conselhos for Dating Spongebob

posted by nigahigarocks98

I amor Spongebob. That's why I'm here, of course! But before putting all your hope on him, you should start liking other cartoon characters too. I have two boos! gir and Spongebob, because you might want to have a fallback if Spongebob ends up dumping you like he did to Gary. So take my advice! Get a fallback or fallbacks, and I'm sure everything will be fine. :) But good luck with Spongebob! And everyone else you may like in a cartoon! I'm sure it'll work out, but here is another reason. I'll give you some conselhos for it, too. Spongebob may not like things that you like. If he asks you to go...

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I amor spongebob

posted by whinky

I amor SPONGEBOB!
Opinion por spongybubbles posted 3 years atrás

13 fans

I think spongebob is the best programme ever.
My favourite character is the peixe with the driving eyeballs beacuse he is really funny, and so is patrick beacuse he is stupid.
I also think nicklelodien should let nicktoons make all the spongebob games beacuse I think there alot better at making games.
Im confused how only spongebob can understand gary's meows and no one else can.
My segundo favourite character is patrick beacuse he's funny,dumb and stupid.
I think Plankton should just give up trying to get the krabby patty secret...

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I amor SPONGEBOB!

posted by spongybubbles

I think spongebob is the best programme ever.
My favourite character is the peixe with the driving eyeballs beacuse he is really funny, and so is patrick beacuse he is stupid.
I also think nicklelodien should let nicktoons make all the spongebob games beacuse I think there alot better at making games.
Im confused how only spongebob can understand gary's meows and no one else can.
My segundo favourite character is patrick beacuse he's funny,dumb and stupid.
I think Plankton should just give up trying to get the krabby patty secret formula and just make his comida better, Manray and the Dirty bubble should...

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perfume cave-partment

posted by pinkmare

THIS IS A PARODY OF PERFUME DEPARTMENT WHICH IS SEEN IN THE EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CALLED "SHANGHIED" THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WELL-KNOWN FUNNIEST SCENES TO AUDIENCES.
SID AS PATRICK
SCART AS SPONGEBOB
AND ANOTHER THING EVEN THOUGH SCART CANNOT TALK LET'S PRETEND THAT HE DID AT LEAST IN THIS SHORT STORY.
i have a idea sid said
really what is it? scart asked
let's leave sid suggested
but the door's locked and the only way to get to the other is to go through the perfume cave-partment(a cave that shows cavewomen paying perfume,i know,i know perfume wasn't even invented in the stone age let's...

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Spongebob's Love:Chapter 9:Hey, What about work?

posted by melisa583

"HOW DARE YOU SIR WE JUST WANTED TO GET 3 KRABBY PATTIES!!!!!!"

Mr Krabs:Spongebob! you've been out of work for 10 days!
Spongebob:oops, got a little carried away with love
Krabs:Love? never mind that! come to work! or you can just kiss you espátula goodbye
Spongebob:MR KRABS YOU WOUDN'T!!!!
Krabs:oh darn toot'n i would now get to work!
Spongebob:SIR YES SIR!!!
later
Hazal:we haven't been to the KrustY kRAB for a while
Arjin:I know!
Mary:*stomach growls* MEOW!!! (i'm so hungry!)
Hazal:I KNOW MARY WE'RE GOING THERE!!!! heesh!*get in*
Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab what will you like?
Mr k.:WAIT!!! no pets allowed!
Arjin:HOW DARE YOU SIR WE JUST WANTED TO GET 3...

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Spongebob's amor (not for Spandy fans)

posted by melisa583

"Please Welcome, Hazal and Arjin!"

French Narrator: Ahh.. Mrs. Puff's Boating School, and I hear today there will be new students, let's see.
Mrs Puff: Good Morning Class, today we will have 2 new students, please welcome, Hazal and Arjin!
Class: *wearing funny masks and clapping*
Mrs Puff: OK Girls, take a assento wherever you want!
Narrator: Looks like theres only room seguinte to Spongebob and Patrick.
Girls:*sit*
Spongebob:Hi! I'm Spongebob! it's nice to meet you!
Hazal:Nice to meet you too!
Patrick: I'm Patrick!
Arjin (me):Nice to meet you Patrick!
Mrs Puff:Ok class, I just got a letter from the teacher's convention saying we need to have a school prom, if we don't, I'll get fired again.
Class:YAY!!!!
Mrs Puff: The prom is in 3 days, so pick someone quick!
Who will Spongebob and Patrick pick? find out next!

"Please welcome Hazal and Arjin!"

Patrick and Spongebob: POSSIBLE GAYNESS?!?!?

posted by Hellowittykitty

Okay, none of you Spongebob fãs kill me, because this I something I heard on YouTube. Patrick likes Spongebob mais than a friends way. THE GAY WAY, to make it short and sweet. I heard from lots of people on YouTube, parodies, and animators that Patrick loves Spongebob. At first I believed they had a brotherly relationship, with nothing whatsoever that worried me to the point I have seen now. Sure, they may cry in each other's arms and occasionally give FRIENDLY hugs and high fives, but that doesn't mean their gay. Come on now. Super stupid. They are friends; if they were gay, that means that Nickelodeon would have to cancelar the show. That's inappropriate. NO SE? If you don't, please message me or comment in the comment box.

THANKS 4 LISTENING! ❤️💚💜💛💙
~Zoe :)

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f.u.n song

posted by spongebob7426

me: It's not about winning, it's about fun

plankton:What's that?

me: Fun is when you, fun is, it's like, it's kind of
Sort of like a, what is fun? I
Let me spell it for you

me: F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all

Down here in the deep blue sea

plankton: F is for fogo that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium, bombs
N is for no survivors when you

me: Plankton those thing aren't what fun is all about
Now do it like this
F is for friends who do stuff to

plankton: Never, that's completely idiotic

me: Here, let me help you
F is for friends who do...

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Spongebob Squarepants got issues!

posted by zakuwan

In sponebob squarepants there as been an awfully strange amount of adult themes used. Things which makes it look like adult thing!

So I gathered up a couple of information and decided to put it together

1. In an episode called mid-life crutacean (or something) season 3 mr krabs says while entering a washing room "Any porn in the store!"

2.Also there seems to be only 2 things the creators realized of adult stuff and deleted the scenes they are in procrastination remember there is a deleted scene of a sunny dia shown in that part there is a part where patrck is spreading some oil in the deleted...

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Spongebob's amor (not for Spandy fans) Part 3

posted by melisa583

"you mean Arjin's in there too?"

Narrator:later that day
Spongebob:Patrick i hear them laughing!
Patrick:you mean Arjin is there to?
Spongebob yep
Patrick:boy, she lives in 1 big apple
Spongebob:*knocks on the door*
Hazal:IT'S OPEN!!!!
Spongebob:hi hazal! watcha watching?
Hazal:we're watching this Justin Bieber video and he fell of a coffe table!!
Spongebob:well the jellyfish convention is today so--
Both girls:THE JELLYFISH CONVENTION?!?!?!
Hazal:can u take us there spongebob!
Arjin:yeah! we were thinking we should go on a double encontro, data to the prom!!
Spongebob:OK!
~*~*~*~*~
So it was later at the jellyfish convention
Spongebob:hey Hazal
Hazal:yeah?
Spongebob:i got this colar for you at the gift comprar and this jellyfishing hat
Hazal:Wow! and look! Patrick got the same for Arjin!
Spongebob:cool!
Hazal:so thanks for bringing us here
Spongebob:sure thing
Both *kiss*(aw!)
*Patrick and I do the same thing* (aw!)
Narrator: *cries* that is just beautiful! oh um... look out seguinte time!

"Both *kiss* (aw!)"

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Spongebob's Pineapple Ice-Candy (RECIPE) (translate?)

posted by kittendrawings

Pineapple ice-candy
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7 cups of Pineapple Juice
10 peppermints - NOT FLAVORED
12 Iced Water
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Pour Dole's Pineapple suco, suco de into Iced Waters,add NOT FLAVORED OR COLORED PEPPERMINTS, and freeze through 10 hours, or UNTIL M.i.d.n.i.g.h.t, and eat it seguinte morning.
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2002-present SpongeBob SquarePants Rant

posted by PeterMWou

Well let's be honest, SpongeBob SquarePants went downhill after the segundo season ended in 2001 when season 3 aired in 2002 and since 2002 which is 13 years ago, SpongeBob got worse. I mean, why people amor season 3? I hate season 3. Season 3 and the movie from 2004 ruined SpongeBob SquarePants’s Stephen Hillenburg era. To be honest, I prefer Pokemon because Pokemon is going strong and they reduced SpongeBob's character to a blithering idiot, whereas before he was a sophisticated and lovable idiot. I simply cannot watch many episodes from Season 3 onwards like Rock A Bye Bivalve, whereas...