Story #1: Silver's Strip Night Adventure
Silver was walkin' down in the hood, texting his psychologist on what to do with his life. Then, all of a sudden some aleatório assholes who I will NOT give personalities to started attacking him!
Silver: YA FUCKING DICKS! GET BACK HERE, AND GIMME BACK MY WALLET! X____X
capuz, capa Dudes: Only if you can find the Da Vinci Code, bitch! >:D
And so the procurar was on. And after countless months of searching, guess where he found it?
In a bad country song?
In some over-complicated movie labyrinth?
NOPE! In a fucking strip club. Because hookers be all over that Da Vinci Code ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Silver walked into the club with class, his posture straight, his hair clean, and his eyes filled with determination.
His dick was too. ;)
So, how do you think Silver got out of this? I'll tell you......
Strip Members: GET OUTTA HERE HEDGE-NIGGER BEFORE WE CUT YOU DOWN TO SIZE! >:)
Silver: NEVER! You can't beat m-SHIT!
He didn't. At all. Not even close, actually. Fucking shit. XD
........But that was until HE GAINED FOCUS! :D
Silver: BEHOLD MY PENULTIMATE SSJ3 POWER-PENIS! AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH
He blew the fucking joint up into smithereens. Silver gave the capuz, capa bitches the Da Vinci Code, and stabbed them in the faca with a heart, the end. :)
Wait..... Wha-
Story #2: The Great Party Offensive
RESPECK THE KIRBY REFERENCE THERE DAMMIT.
So Shadow was hanging out with some friends at the local DJ party, when all of a sudden.....
He lost.......
His virginity?
Nah, we actually have class here at Jared Fanfics Inc. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shadow lost his keys, and the procurar was on! But there was just one problem.....EVERYONE WAS INSANE.
Shadow: Hey.....You ever see my car keys 'round here?
Knuckles: YO YO YO, YO HO! HEY-EY-EY, IT'S THE SHAD-TO-THE-O! WHAT IS THE UPS, MY BRO? ;)
Shadow: -____-
Shadow: oi Rouge, you seen-OH GOOD jesus GRANDMA WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE
Class guys, class. Rated R for Retarded ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And then, Shad-to-the-O finally found his keys.....
Up Cream's Cooter Trap.
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Yeah. Make your own ending to this, because quite frankly, I don't give a shit. ;)
Story #3: The Quest For BALLZ
Tails n' Shails were walking down this endless highway until they found some #2DEEP4U Blueprints on a super secret map, and it was right there, out in the open!
In a chest in a basement in a different post code behind two secret walls and a fire.
Yeah, it was pretty easy. Thank fuck for airplanes.
Dey got dere right in th' nick O time as well because HOLY SHIT, were they in for it now.
There was a bad guy, AND HIS NAME WAS-
And that's it! Thanks for reading, I guess. XD Have a good one.
Wait....There was no Sonic in any of these stories.
Fuck.
Why? Sonic wasn't made for this. Some people are even making fã charcters and gay couples. In my opinion, this is stupid. Sonic was made for the fun and laughs of playing the games. It's like as you amor others people's love. Do you want to be with one of them or somthing? If that is the truth, Why not draw pictures of you with the character? If not, tell me why you are obsessed with this. If you can't, tell me why you think you are obsessed. If you can't tell me what you think, don't tell me anything And if you are not obsessed with this, tell me what you think about this. That is all.
