Sonic:woah a real live robot!or is that some kind of cheesey new years coustume?
Shadow:bite my shiny metal ass!
Sonic:dosent look shiny to me.
Shadow:shiner then yours meatbag.

Sonic on a computer:the coment pergunta dia which comes from a user name....bam!and he said...
Mighty:why did the chicken cruz the road?
Sonic on a computer:soooooooo why did the chicken cruz the road?
Eggman:BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GET HIS POT FRIED CHICKEN AND SHOVE A FUCKING PLATE WITH MASH POTATOS AND MOTHER FUCKIN BAKED BEANS!!!!!!YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!THATS WHY THE CHICKEN cruz THE FUCKING ROAD!!!!!
Sonic on a computer:so tell me guys what are bananas for?
Eggman:WHAT ARE BANANAS FOR?!?!TO
STICK THEM UP YOUR FUCKING bunda FOR
CALLING ME A GOD DAMN FAKE!!!!!!


Knuckels:OMG who touched Sasha?what?
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?!?!?!?!


Shadow:you know coach used to say when he will fogo us up if we we're behind.
Rogue:yeah?what?
Shadow:loser!your a loser!are you feeling sorry for yourself?!?!?well you should be!you dirt!you make me sick!you big baby!baby want a bottle?!?!?a bottle of dirt?!?!?
Rogue:why are you yelling at me?(crys)
Shadow:(sighs)
THE END
Sonic as Fry and raio, ray William Johnson
Shadow as Bender and Hank Hill
Eggman as Angry Grandpa
Rogue as Hanks wife
Knuckels as Heavy
AND
Mighty as RyanDaRizzle