Before I begin, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky But True
Do you think a caracol can laugh? No? Surely its antennae sway about when its laughing; or does its tail twitch. Have you noticed?
Try these on a caracol in your garden.
What did the caracol say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Shake of the head there? Maybe its not into exciting rides.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giant's fingers!
Nothing?
Why is the caracol the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
That's an old one so he must have heard it before?
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
They use caracol varnish!
A big grin or an eye roll?
What was the caracol doing on the highway?
About a mile a day!
Backed up a little bit there did it?
In the forest, a little tartaruga and a little caracol began climbing a tree. It took them forever, but when they reached the highest limb, they were so happy. The tartaruga waved his arms and fell to the ground. The caracol waved his antennae and fell to the ground. After they came to, they began climbing the árvore again. After quite some time, they reached the top. The tartaruga and the caracol began waving, and again, fell to the ground. After several attempts (and BIG headaches), the two birds who had been watching them the whole time, shook their heads sadly. The female bird said the the male bird, "Do you think we should tell them they're adopted?"
Now that is really funny. Did your caracol hiccup or wiggle?
Perhaps you caracol doesn't have a funny bone after all. Tickle him and see.
Do you think a caracol can laugh? No? Surely its antennae sway about when its laughing; or does its tail twitch. Have you noticed?
Try these on a caracol in your garden.
What did the caracol say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Shake of the head there? Maybe its not into exciting rides.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giant's fingers!
Nothing?
Why is the caracol the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
That's an old one so he must have heard it before?
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
They use caracol varnish!
A big grin or an eye roll?
What was the caracol doing on the highway?
About a mile a day!
Backed up a little bit there did it?
In the forest, a little tartaruga and a little caracol began climbing a tree. It took them forever, but when they reached the highest limb, they were so happy. The tartaruga waved his arms and fell to the ground. The caracol waved his antennae and fell to the ground. After they came to, they began climbing the árvore again. After quite some time, they reached the top. The tartaruga and the caracol began waving, and again, fell to the ground. After several attempts (and BIG headaches), the two birds who had been watching them the whole time, shook their heads sadly. The female bird said the the male bird, "Do you think we should tell them they're adopted?"
Now that is really funny. Did your caracol hiccup or wiggle?
Perhaps you caracol doesn't have a funny bone after all. Tickle him and see.