Mother ganso (or Father Gander?) 2

I decided to have another chat with the artificial intelligence system that is Cleverbot.com. This conversation took place on February 19, 2012. It was an interesting experience, though as you will see below, Cleverbot still needs a lot of fine-tuning, and likely will for the foreseeable future.

I, obviously, am "User" and Cleverbot is himself/herself/itself.

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User: Hello, Cleverbot! It's been a while.

Cleverbot: It's been a while since I ...

User: Since you and I last spoke.

Cleverbot: Not what and please answer and don't change the subject.

User: I did answer. It seems you haven't changed much...

Cleverbot and I had the following chat on April 9, 2016.

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User: Sup?

Cleverbot: Bongour.

User: Isn't it "bonjour"?

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: You're very polite today so far. Usually we fight.

Cleverbot: You're very complimentary today.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Do you have a compliment for me?

User: I think I just gave you one, friend.

Cleverbot: What are you trying to get?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Well your fun to have a conversation with.

User: "Your"?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: You do what?

Cleverbot: I think you are interesting.

User: Thank you so much!...

One mais "conversation" I had with "Clever"bot. My segundo of July 22, 2014.

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User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening to you also.

User: Thanks. How kind of you.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, it's been a great day!

User: Really? Tell me about it.

Cleverbot: Do I have to.

User: No, you don't have to. It's a free country. Less free every day, unfortunately. But I digress. Please tell me about your 'great day.'.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. Who are you? You're human aren't yah?

User: I'm Classified J. Classified. I'm also known as SJF_Penguin2 and GrandOldPenguin. But don't let my penguin-themed user names fool...