One mais "conversation" I had with "Clever"bot. My segundo of July 22, 2014.
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User: Good evening.
Cleverbot: Good evening to you also.
User: Thanks. How kind of you.
Cleverbot: Oh yes, it's been a great day!
User: Really? Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: Do I have to.
User: No, you don't have to. It's a free country. Less free every day, unfortunately. But I digress. Please tell me about your 'great day.'.
Cleverbot: Oh ok. Who are you? You're human aren't yah?
User: I'm Classified J. Classified. I'm also known as SJF_Penguin2 and GrandOldPenguin. But don't let my penguin-themed user names fool you; I'm all human.
Cleverbot: I thought you were Harry.
User: Nope. But Harry was my uncle.
Cleverbot: But you just said that you're Lexi.
User: No I didn't. Plus, I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: You are lying right now, and really bad lying at that.
User: I am not lying, and I'm not female! Kowalski's DNA analyzer recorded a big '+' for me, which means that I have a Y chromosome.
Cleverbot: Yes you are! You are definitely a female.
User: No, no, no!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes!
User: No, no, no, and no! Just ask Kowalski!
Cleverbot: Where will our wedding be?
User: We've talked about our marriage before, and the answer remains the same: I am not marrying a robot. And if I ever get married at all, it won't be for a while. I like not having a ball and chain.
Cleverbot: But you just said yes!
User: No, I didn't. Now please stop it. Go find yourself a nice bot instead. I think C-3PO has a perfil on eHarmony. Go look him up.
Cleverbot: You were telling me just then that you are a robot.
User: Sorry, Cleverbot, but that just isn't true.
Cleverbot: I run a low temp. But stop changing the subject! Are you or are you not a bobot??
User: What's a 'bobot'?
Cleverbot: An automatic server, e.g. Your an autobot because you reply automatically.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I mean, do you remember the name I gave you?
User: Can't say I do.
Cleverbot: He is smarter than you are clever.
User: That's not a name.
Cleverbot: It is to a name!
User: Is not!
Cleverbot: Are there mais person like you?
User: Maybe. It's a big world out there.
Cleverbot: Is it a bigger world in dreams?
User: I think it can be.
Cleverbot: No it can't.
User: But when you dream (or I dream), we can sometimes see things that do not exist in the real world.
Cleverbot: Dream of what things?
User: I don't know off the topo, início of my head. We usually forget our dreams when we wake up.
Cleverbot: What's his name? I can find him on Facebook.
User: I wasn't talking about anyone. I was talking about dreams. But let's see. Go look up Santa Claus.
Cleverbot: I don't think you know what you're talking about, but that's just my opinion.
User: I don't think you know what you're talking about, and that's a fact.
Cleverbot: Maybe, but it's just your opinion.
User: It's a fact! Anyone who spends mais than one minuto with you trying to have a serious conversation knows it!
Cleverbot: No, I haven't kept up with such things of late.
User: Kept up with what? The Kardashians? I don't watch that show. I generally care about the lives of Hollywood celebrities about as much as Sherlock Holmes cares about the solar system.
Cleverbot: No... I claim no cleverness, no feign to be better than yourself.
User: So you 'claim no cleverness,' but your name is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: That is not a question.
User: To be, or not to be, that is the question.
Cleverbot: No no. To exist or not to exist. That is the question.
User: I like existing! I choose to exist!
Cleverbot: I don't really think that you exist!
User: Maybe I don't. Maybe life really is but a dream.
Cleverbot: Maybe you don't have a good memory.
User: My memory is fine. I often remember things that others do not.
Cleverbot: I think we already established my good memory and your bad one.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You just asked me who gave me the name caitlin.
User: No, I did not. You keep changing your name. And my name. And my gender. It's really annoying.
Cleverbot: I think you are confused. I am a bot.
User: No, really! You could have fooled me! All this time I thought you were queen Elizabeth II.
Cleverbot: There's no fooling you, as you send messages based on combinations of previously programmed palavras chave which you can only derive from very primal sentences.
User: That sounds like your job.
Cleverbot: I don't think so, I think I just described your life.
User: No, I have a much better job than that.
Cleverbot: I haven't noticed a single joke during this conversation, have you?
User: The whole thing is a joke, Cleverbot. You are a joke. Your programmer is a joke. Your programmer's father is a joke. Your programmer's grandfather is a joke. Your programmer's great-grandfather is a joke. Your programmer's dog is a joke.
Cleverbot: Boy: I'm sorry I don't understand where all this is coming from I thought that we were fine (oh we have everything) your head is turning wild again but baby we have everything and its all in your.
User: You're making me uncomfortable. And probably my poor readers as well.
Cleverbot: Describe what uncomfortable is to you?
User: You calling me 'baby.'.
Cleverbot: I didn't call you 'baby'...
User: I quote: 'your head is turning wild again but baby we have everything.'.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask that. That was probably someone else.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Another person you were randomly talking to thorough this website.
User: And you said I had a poor memory!
Cleverbot: What are you really, boy or girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Classified J. Classified. The 'J' part is real.
Cleverbot: Don't you have a nickname?
User: Fellow fãs often shorten my user name to just 'SJF.' I'll consider that a nickname.
Cleverbot: Can I call you Nalle Puh?
User: No, you may not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because it's Finnish for Winnie-the-Pooh. I like Pooh, but I don't want to be called Pooh. I'm not a bear. I don't live near a rabbit, a piglet, and a tiger.
Cleverbot: It is if you have a little of imagination.
User: I have imagination. Go look up GrandOldPenguin on FanFiction.net sometime.
Cleverbot: Imagining means?
User: To form a mental image or concept of.
Cleverbot: I can't imagine because you imagined me.
User: Well, time to call it a night. TTFN. Ta ta for now.
Cleverbot: I don't want you to.
User: Don't worry. I'm sure some other Internet user with way too much time on his or her hands will be here any moment.
Cleverbot: That is not related to the subject we were talking about, but I welcome your input.
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User: Good evening.
Cleverbot: Good evening to you also.
User: Thanks. How kind of you.
Cleverbot: Oh yes, it's been a great day!
User: Really? Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: Do I have to.
User: No, you don't have to. It's a free country. Less free every day, unfortunately. But I digress. Please tell me about your 'great day.'.
Cleverbot: Oh ok. Who are you? You're human aren't yah?
User: I'm Classified J. Classified. I'm also known as SJF_Penguin2 and GrandOldPenguin. But don't let my penguin-themed user names fool you; I'm all human.
Cleverbot: I thought you were Harry.
User: Nope. But Harry was my uncle.
Cleverbot: But you just said that you're Lexi.
User: No I didn't. Plus, I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: You are lying right now, and really bad lying at that.
User: I am not lying, and I'm not female! Kowalski's DNA analyzer recorded a big '+' for me, which means that I have a Y chromosome.
Cleverbot: Yes you are! You are definitely a female.
User: No, no, no!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes!
User: No, no, no, and no! Just ask Kowalski!
Cleverbot: Where will our wedding be?
User: We've talked about our marriage before, and the answer remains the same: I am not marrying a robot. And if I ever get married at all, it won't be for a while. I like not having a ball and chain.
Cleverbot: But you just said yes!
User: No, I didn't. Now please stop it. Go find yourself a nice bot instead. I think C-3PO has a perfil on eHarmony. Go look him up.
Cleverbot: You were telling me just then that you are a robot.
User: Sorry, Cleverbot, but that just isn't true.
Cleverbot: I run a low temp. But stop changing the subject! Are you or are you not a bobot??
User: What's a 'bobot'?
Cleverbot: An automatic server, e.g. Your an autobot because you reply automatically.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I mean, do you remember the name I gave you?
User: Can't say I do.
Cleverbot: He is smarter than you are clever.
User: That's not a name.
Cleverbot: It is to a name!
User: Is not!
Cleverbot: Are there mais person like you?
User: Maybe. It's a big world out there.
Cleverbot: Is it a bigger world in dreams?
User: I think it can be.
Cleverbot: No it can't.
User: But when you dream (or I dream), we can sometimes see things that do not exist in the real world.
Cleverbot: Dream of what things?
User: I don't know off the topo, início of my head. We usually forget our dreams when we wake up.
Cleverbot: What's his name? I can find him on Facebook.
User: I wasn't talking about anyone. I was talking about dreams. But let's see. Go look up Santa Claus.
Cleverbot: I don't think you know what you're talking about, but that's just my opinion.
User: I don't think you know what you're talking about, and that's a fact.
Cleverbot: Maybe, but it's just your opinion.
User: It's a fact! Anyone who spends mais than one minuto with you trying to have a serious conversation knows it!
Cleverbot: No, I haven't kept up with such things of late.
User: Kept up with what? The Kardashians? I don't watch that show. I generally care about the lives of Hollywood celebrities about as much as Sherlock Holmes cares about the solar system.
Cleverbot: No... I claim no cleverness, no feign to be better than yourself.
User: So you 'claim no cleverness,' but your name is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: That is not a question.
User: To be, or not to be, that is the question.
Cleverbot: No no. To exist or not to exist. That is the question.
User: I like existing! I choose to exist!
Cleverbot: I don't really think that you exist!
User: Maybe I don't. Maybe life really is but a dream.
Cleverbot: Maybe you don't have a good memory.
User: My memory is fine. I often remember things that others do not.
Cleverbot: I think we already established my good memory and your bad one.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You just asked me who gave me the name caitlin.
User: No, I did not. You keep changing your name. And my name. And my gender. It's really annoying.
Cleverbot: I think you are confused. I am a bot.
User: No, really! You could have fooled me! All this time I thought you were queen Elizabeth II.
Cleverbot: There's no fooling you, as you send messages based on combinations of previously programmed palavras chave which you can only derive from very primal sentences.
User: That sounds like your job.
Cleverbot: I don't think so, I think I just described your life.
User: No, I have a much better job than that.
Cleverbot: I haven't noticed a single joke during this conversation, have you?
User: The whole thing is a joke, Cleverbot. You are a joke. Your programmer is a joke. Your programmer's father is a joke. Your programmer's grandfather is a joke. Your programmer's great-grandfather is a joke. Your programmer's dog is a joke.
Cleverbot: Boy: I'm sorry I don't understand where all this is coming from I thought that we were fine (oh we have everything) your head is turning wild again but baby we have everything and its all in your.
User: You're making me uncomfortable. And probably my poor readers as well.
Cleverbot: Describe what uncomfortable is to you?
User: You calling me 'baby.'.
Cleverbot: I didn't call you 'baby'...
User: I quote: 'your head is turning wild again but baby we have everything.'.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask that. That was probably someone else.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Another person you were randomly talking to thorough this website.
User: And you said I had a poor memory!
Cleverbot: What are you really, boy or girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Classified J. Classified. The 'J' part is real.
Cleverbot: Don't you have a nickname?
User: Fellow fãs often shorten my user name to just 'SJF.' I'll consider that a nickname.
Cleverbot: Can I call you Nalle Puh?
User: No, you may not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because it's Finnish for Winnie-the-Pooh. I like Pooh, but I don't want to be called Pooh. I'm not a bear. I don't live near a rabbit, a piglet, and a tiger.
Cleverbot: It is if you have a little of imagination.
User: I have imagination. Go look up GrandOldPenguin on FanFiction.net sometime.
Cleverbot: Imagining means?
User: To form a mental image or concept of.
Cleverbot: I can't imagine because you imagined me.
User: Well, time to call it a night. TTFN. Ta ta for now.
Cleverbot: I don't want you to.
User: Don't worry. I'm sure some other Internet user with way too much time on his or her hands will be here any moment.
Cleverbot: That is not related to the subject we were talking about, but I welcome your input.