Because of a topic at the Penguins HQ forum, I learned of and tried an experience with Cleverbot once. I had some fun coming up with responses. The conversation took place on December 14, 2010.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: We have said hello.
User: Indeed. So, shall we begin some sort of dialogue?
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep.
User: Bots sleep? Can't you just get a cup of oil with some caffeine in it and stay up to chat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: I'm a guy, so absolutely not!
Cleverbot: How about me?
User: I think not. Do robots even have genders? Scratch that, I don't want to know.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want to know?
User: It's just a figure of speech, pal. I'm not going to overanalyze it like Kowalski.
Cleverbot: You're yelling?
User: Maybe. But I didn't type in all caps, so maybe not.
Cleverbot: If you're aware that you might be hurting others, it's intentional.
User: Duly noted.
Cleverbot: So am I a brain in a glass jar or not?
User: No, you're a brain in some sort of electronic jar.
Cleverbot: How did you know that?
User: Skipper told me. He's really into conspiracy theories, you know?
Cleverbot: Actually, my brother is overweight and not all that handsome.
User: I said nothing about your brother, unless of course your brother is a penguin. If so, that must make things awkward around the holidays, yes?
Cleverbot: No, you didn't, so why are you bringing it up now?
User: Let's mover on. Apparently your artificial intelligence dwarfs my own superiority.
Cleverbot: I do not have an artificial intelligence, you do.
User: And now I've been insulted por a robot. I can finally check that one off my list of things I want to do before I die.
Cleverbot: Do you think that you can die? Do you believe in an afterlife?
User: Assuming that the fonte of Youth isn't discovered in my lifetime, I guess I'll die one day. I believe in Heaven. How about you? What will become of your digital soul when you rust away or your servers fail?
Cleverbot: Then do it on the ceiling if I like, my friend.. Do it on the ceiling if I like like never before!
User: Say what?
Cleverbot: You're not going to trick me in to saying what is the opposite of nothing.
User: I still don't get it.
Cleverbot: Don't do something if you're going to regret it.
User: I wasn't planning anything. Apparently you, Cleverbot, are still very much in your beta stage.
Cleverbot: Do I have to listen to you. Are you the word of truth?
User: Yes and yes. por the way, you forgot a pergunta mark after that first pergunta you just asked.
Cleverbot: That was intentional!
User: Why? Did you fail English in high school?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Then why would you omit punctuation?
Cleverbot: Because you asked me about it. :P.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. Read 5 posts back.
User: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Cleverbot: At least I have a positive attitude about my reality.
User: Indeed. You have a right to be wrong.
Cleverbot: How long have I been online, then?
User: Years, I imagine.
Cleverbot: What do you imagine?
User: That you have been online for a while. It was a response to your own question.
Cleverbot: Silence! I didn't give you the permission to speak frankly.
User: Um, I'm a higher paygrade than you. Trust me, it is me you should be saluting, not the other way around.
Cleverbot: I forget that you are not real.
User: And I'm going at my conversation as if you were. Anyway, I think it's time I stop this conversation. I have to go post it on Penguins HQ after all. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yup. Bye!
Cleverbot: Bye.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: We have said hello.
User: Indeed. So, shall we begin some sort of dialogue?
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep.
User: Bots sleep? Can't you just get a cup of oil with some caffeine in it and stay up to chat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Great.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: I'm a guy, so absolutely not!
Cleverbot: How about me?
User: I think not. Do robots even have genders? Scratch that, I don't want to know.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want to know?
User: It's just a figure of speech, pal. I'm not going to overanalyze it like Kowalski.
Cleverbot: You're yelling?
User: Maybe. But I didn't type in all caps, so maybe not.
Cleverbot: If you're aware that you might be hurting others, it's intentional.
User: Duly noted.
Cleverbot: So am I a brain in a glass jar or not?
User: No, you're a brain in some sort of electronic jar.
Cleverbot: How did you know that?
User: Skipper told me. He's really into conspiracy theories, you know?
Cleverbot: Actually, my brother is overweight and not all that handsome.
User: I said nothing about your brother, unless of course your brother is a penguin. If so, that must make things awkward around the holidays, yes?
Cleverbot: No, you didn't, so why are you bringing it up now?
User: Let's mover on. Apparently your artificial intelligence dwarfs my own superiority.
Cleverbot: I do not have an artificial intelligence, you do.
User: And now I've been insulted por a robot. I can finally check that one off my list of things I want to do before I die.
Cleverbot: Do you think that you can die? Do you believe in an afterlife?
User: Assuming that the fonte of Youth isn't discovered in my lifetime, I guess I'll die one day. I believe in Heaven. How about you? What will become of your digital soul when you rust away or your servers fail?
Cleverbot: Then do it on the ceiling if I like, my friend.. Do it on the ceiling if I like like never before!
User: Say what?
Cleverbot: You're not going to trick me in to saying what is the opposite of nothing.
User: I still don't get it.
Cleverbot: Don't do something if you're going to regret it.
User: I wasn't planning anything. Apparently you, Cleverbot, are still very much in your beta stage.
Cleverbot: Do I have to listen to you. Are you the word of truth?
User: Yes and yes. por the way, you forgot a pergunta mark after that first pergunta you just asked.
Cleverbot: That was intentional!
User: Why? Did you fail English in high school?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Then why would you omit punctuation?
Cleverbot: Because you asked me about it. :P.
User: No, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. Read 5 posts back.
User: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Cleverbot: At least I have a positive attitude about my reality.
User: Indeed. You have a right to be wrong.
Cleverbot: How long have I been online, then?
User: Years, I imagine.
Cleverbot: What do you imagine?
User: That you have been online for a while. It was a response to your own question.
Cleverbot: Silence! I didn't give you the permission to speak frankly.
User: Um, I'm a higher paygrade than you. Trust me, it is me you should be saluting, not the other way around.
Cleverbot: I forget that you are not real.
User: And I'm going at my conversation as if you were. Anyway, I think it's time I stop this conversation. I have to go post it on Penguins HQ after all. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yup. Bye!
Cleverbot: Bye.