Shadow isn't real. And even if he was, i'm sure he would be hiding from you weirdos that are freaking obsessed with him and want to rape him. e_e

God that was one fail of a first paragraph...but onto my rant!

*takes a deep breath*

You fangirls are fucking crazy. CRAZY. I know how that is, too. I used to be fucking crazy. Fuck. XD First off, Shadow the Hedgehog is an anthropomorphic hedgehog created por SEGA, the owners of the Sonic franchise. They unleashed a monster. A MONSTER. I think we'd all be better off with just Sonic, Tails, Knuckles and Eggman. And Amy, if you're a little adventurous. Or insane, you choose.

Think of how chaotic it would be with Shadow running around with you crazy bunda people fighting over him. The world would explode within the first few minutos of his existence.

Let me simplify it for you: Shadow + real = Wtf BOOM! D8<

And as for the haters, don't feed the fangirls. At least not the crazy ones. Don't post on the Shadow the Hedgehog spot's mural sayin' he's all gay and shit. That just causes a war and people lose interest. Spill out your hate on some Anti-Shadow thing or something. -3-

... *runs*