This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardente de maçã
Now, let's begin. aguardente de maçã was at Sweet maçã, apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.
Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out for me.
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
Applejack: Beg your pardon?
Big Macintosh: That's too many trees for you to handle.
Applejack: Okay, you're making it sound like I'm having sex with them.
Big Macintosh: It ain't my fault. I'm just leitura my script.
Applejack: Then fuck the script, and fuck you. I am going to get all of the apples off of those trees!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* oi Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
Meanwhile in the middle of Pornstarville, a herd of cows were running towards it. In other words, they were a stampede.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Sees the cows* Stampede!!
Ponies: *Running away*
Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing rapidly* I don't know what a stampede is, but it sounds wunderbar. *Sees the cows, and looks at her car*
Pinkie Pie: Nein! Don't go anywhere towards my automobile! It's brand new!
Applejack: *Running toward the cows, and ties a rope around it's neck*
Cow: *Runs too fast, and dies*
Cows: *Stop running, and look at the dead cow*
Cow 35: Well, I'm out of here. *Puts on a hat, and smokes a cigar as it walks out of Pornstarville*
Cows: *Leave Pornstarville*
Later, they decided to hold a ceremony for Applejack, because she saved everyone's lives.... Apparently.
Mayor Mare: Alright everyone, today we will give aguardente de maçã this trophy. It's really big, and has to be put into a wagon so that she can pull it.
Ponies: Yay!
Applejack: *Feeling tired, as she gets her trophy* Hey, *Looks at herself in a reflection* I sure do look funny.
Twilight: *With arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Rarity* Yo, what da fuq is wrong with dat bitch?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: She looks tired.
Rarity: Perhaps she doesn't masturbate enough.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash & Twilight: *Glare at Rarity* no.
Later on Applejack's farm
Applejack: *Kicking the trees, but is losing energy from being tired*
Twilight: *Arrives* oi Applejack.
Applejack: *Looks away nervously*
Twilight: What da fuq is wrong wid you man?
Applejack: First off, I ain't a man, and second, nothing is wrong with me.
Twilight: Bullshit. You high on drugs, or somethin'?
Applejack: No, that's what you're supposed to do. Not me.
Twilight: Man what da fuq is dat supposed to mean man?!
Applejack: Yer a nigger, figure it out.
Twilight: Oh, you did not just go there!!
Applejack: I believe I did.
Twilight: Man, I don't have to fuck around with you. I'm gonna throw Spike in front of a moving truck. *Walks away*
Applejack: I feel sorry for anyone that has to deal with that purple asshole.
Meanwhile in Sugarcube Corner.
Applejack: Pinkie Pie, what are we making today?
Pinkie Pie: Today, we are going to make a special recipe from my country called chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: America came up with it first.
Pinkie Pie: No, we germans invented chocolate. If it weren't for us, you wouldn't have your chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: That's where you're wrong. The Aztecs came up with it.
Pinkie Pie: What are those?
Applejack: I don't know, some country in South America that got destroyed over two hundred years ago. It was before the revolutionary war, so I don't give a shit.
Pinkie Pie: Let's get started on our chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: What do you need me to do?
Pinkie Pie: I need you to...
Applejack: *Falling asleep, and starts mixing aleatório ingredients, with a flower, dirt, and part of her hat*
Later
Twilight: *Arrives with Spike at a hospital* Man, I don't even wanna be here.
Nurse Redheart: Twilight, thank goodness you came.
Twilight: How da fuq did you know my name?! I believe we never met before!
Nurse Redheart: Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Twilight: Who is- *Sees Pinkie Pie* Oh right, dat rosa, -de-rosa German. *Walks to Pinkie Pie* Alright man, what happened?
Pinkie Pie: aguardente de maçã fell asleep on zhe job, and ruined everyzhing. Other zhen zhat, I know nothing!
Twilight: I believe you man. *Walks away, and looks at Nurse Redheart* And what's your name?
Nurse Redheart: Nurse Redheart.
Twilight: Right, I'll remember dat. *Leaves the hospital* Bye Nurse Redfart.
Nurse Redheart: *Farts* Well, that was ironic.
Back at Sweet maçã, apple Acres, which isn't sweet anymore due to aguardente de maçã being an insomniac.
Applejack: *Tries to buck an appletree, but falls down, and sleeps*
Twilight: *Arrives* Man wut da fuq is wrong wid u?
Applejack: *Sleeping*
Twilight: She can't hear me. This gives me, an idea. *Has her horn glowing while she performs a spell*
Two hours later.
Applejack: *Wakes up, and finds herself tied to a chair* Hey, what's the meaning of this?! *Somehow manages to stand up, run backwards, and break the chair, allowing her to get loose* Back to work. *Goes to the maçã, apple trees, but sees that all of the apples are gone* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: *Selling the apples* Yes. I am making a shitload of money, from stolen apples.
Ponies: Cool, these apples are stolen, I'll pay $300 for two green apples.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arco iris, arco-íris Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - aguardente de maçã
Now, let's begin. aguardente de maçã was at Sweet maçã, apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.
Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out for me.
Big Macintosh: Eenope.
Applejack: Beg your pardon?
Big Macintosh: That's too many trees for you to handle.
Applejack: Okay, you're making it sound like I'm having sex with them.
Big Macintosh: It ain't my fault. I'm just leitura my script.
Applejack: Then fuck the script, and fuck you. I am going to get all of the apples off of those trees!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* oi Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
Meanwhile in the middle of Pornstarville, a herd of cows were running towards it. In other words, they were a stampede.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Sees the cows* Stampede!!
Ponies: *Running away*
Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing rapidly* I don't know what a stampede is, but it sounds wunderbar. *Sees the cows, and looks at her car*
Pinkie Pie: Nein! Don't go anywhere towards my automobile! It's brand new!
Applejack: *Running toward the cows, and ties a rope around it's neck*
Cow: *Runs too fast, and dies*
Cows: *Stop running, and look at the dead cow*
Cow 35: Well, I'm out of here. *Puts on a hat, and smokes a cigar as it walks out of Pornstarville*
Cows: *Leave Pornstarville*
Later, they decided to hold a ceremony for Applejack, because she saved everyone's lives.... Apparently.
Mayor Mare: Alright everyone, today we will give aguardente de maçã this trophy. It's really big, and has to be put into a wagon so that she can pull it.
Ponies: Yay!
Applejack: *Feeling tired, as she gets her trophy* Hey, *Looks at herself in a reflection* I sure do look funny.
Twilight: *With arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Rarity* Yo, what da fuq is wrong with dat bitch?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: She looks tired.
Rarity: Perhaps she doesn't masturbate enough.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash & Twilight: *Glare at Rarity* no.
Later on Applejack's farm
Applejack: *Kicking the trees, but is losing energy from being tired*
Twilight: *Arrives* oi Applejack.
Applejack: *Looks away nervously*
Twilight: What da fuq is wrong wid you man?
Applejack: First off, I ain't a man, and second, nothing is wrong with me.
Twilight: Bullshit. You high on drugs, or somethin'?
Applejack: No, that's what you're supposed to do. Not me.
Twilight: Man what da fuq is dat supposed to mean man?!
Applejack: Yer a nigger, figure it out.
Twilight: Oh, you did not just go there!!
Applejack: I believe I did.
Twilight: Man, I don't have to fuck around with you. I'm gonna throw Spike in front of a moving truck. *Walks away*
Applejack: I feel sorry for anyone that has to deal with that purple asshole.
Meanwhile in Sugarcube Corner.
Applejack: Pinkie Pie, what are we making today?
Pinkie Pie: Today, we are going to make a special recipe from my country called chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: America came up with it first.
Pinkie Pie: No, we germans invented chocolate. If it weren't for us, you wouldn't have your chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: That's where you're wrong. The Aztecs came up with it.
Pinkie Pie: What are those?
Applejack: I don't know, some country in South America that got destroyed over two hundred years ago. It was before the revolutionary war, so I don't give a shit.
Pinkie Pie: Let's get started on our chocolate cupcakes.
Applejack: What do you need me to do?
Pinkie Pie: I need you to...
Applejack: *Falling asleep, and starts mixing aleatório ingredients, with a flower, dirt, and part of her hat*
Later
Twilight: *Arrives with Spike at a hospital* Man, I don't even wanna be here.
Nurse Redheart: Twilight, thank goodness you came.
Twilight: How da fuq did you know my name?! I believe we never met before!
Nurse Redheart: Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Twilight: Who is- *Sees Pinkie Pie* Oh right, dat rosa, -de-rosa German. *Walks to Pinkie Pie* Alright man, what happened?
Pinkie Pie: aguardente de maçã fell asleep on zhe job, and ruined everyzhing. Other zhen zhat, I know nothing!
Twilight: I believe you man. *Walks away, and looks at Nurse Redheart* And what's your name?
Nurse Redheart: Nurse Redheart.
Twilight: Right, I'll remember dat. *Leaves the hospital* Bye Nurse Redfart.
Nurse Redheart: *Farts* Well, that was ironic.
Back at Sweet maçã, apple Acres, which isn't sweet anymore due to aguardente de maçã being an insomniac.
Applejack: *Tries to buck an appletree, but falls down, and sleeps*
Twilight: *Arrives* Man wut da fuq is wrong wid u?
Applejack: *Sleeping*
Twilight: She can't hear me. This gives me, an idea. *Has her horn glowing while she performs a spell*
Two hours later.
Applejack: *Wakes up, and finds herself tied to a chair* Hey, what's the meaning of this?! *Somehow manages to stand up, run backwards, and break the chair, allowing her to get loose* Back to work. *Goes to the maçã, apple trees, but sees that all of the apples are gone* NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: *Selling the apples* Yes. I am making a shitload of money, from stolen apples.
Ponies: Cool, these apples are stolen, I'll pay $300 for two green apples.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End