Ralph Macchio Shirtless

chapter 3

me: man are'nt you excited????? i am!!!!

skylar: dude...ummm he's just a guy

me yea bt he actually remembered me!!!!!!!!

skylar: how the hell did u know each other to begin with?

me: well do you remember that one ano when i audition for that one commercial?

skylar: ummmmmmm....yeah

me: well thats where i met him...he was soooooo sweet and cute with his shaggy long hair...

skylar: so what are you going to have sex with him now??????

me: maybe.......maybe not.....oohhhh i am just soooo happy to see him

skylar: oh please shut up before u make me barf!!!

me: oh shutup...he's a really great guy...

Even temper with the brightest smile
He's such a mess with a good attitude
He's working hard on his atuação career
He never curses if he doesn't have to
He has a career but hates the haters
who take it all like the Devil

I amor Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph
I, I, I, I, I, I, I amor Ralph

He's never out of gas,
but he still walks for miles on the New York streets
He never settles, never take too much
I count on him because he's
always helped me
Love him like when I first saw him
Figured out I couldn't be without him

Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph, Ralph
I, I, I, I, I,...

(this takes place before the karate kid 1) "Hi baby!" You sat to your boyfriend Ralph but he seems to be distracted. " Ralph what's wrong." " I have to break up with you. I'm sorry its just i am gonna be in a movie and well i have to go to L.A." Tears well up in your eyes as you kiss him for one last time and run far away from his house. 1 ano later. You are at disney world with your bffs and are in line ( can we pretend he has a sister that's 4 years younger? Her name is Kaley.) You feel a tap on your shoulder and you turn around to see Kaley Macchio. " Oh wow hi kaley!" She hugs you and...