Disclaimer: This artigo does not mean or intend to offend anyone who is serious about religion or religions. It is merely a point of view.

Hey. So this is God, it's lovely to see you all again. I decided to call this emergency meeting of all members of the Church of Polly after I noticed you're all wearing clothes... What's with that!? I didn't give you clothes, I put you in a lovely garden with trees and bushes and purdy flores and you go make youself clothes!? Meh... Heck, I didn't even give you materials!? You guys are smarter than I intended...


Well I was thinking to myself, before anything...