This is my first artigo that I'm composição literária for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to arco iris, arco-íris Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 segundos flat, please, don't stop reading.
Let me start:
4.
She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess
In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.
Who knows? Perhaps some other pónei, pônei god knocked up Pinkie's mum, and the outcome was a spazzy, cheerful rosa, -de-rosa filly formally known as Pinkamena Diana Pie, with sobrenatural powers. I mean, she can be faster than arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and an ability to predict the immediate future.
This, my droogs, is a possibility.
3.
She's The Dragonborn
You don't see a lot of dragões in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, besides Spike of course. Pinkie Pie could have easily have gotten rid of them all, gaining access to their lairs por going through the fourth wall.
Fluttershy is the one that defeated the dragon in Dragonshy, true.
But Pinkie was willing to go into that cave with nothing but balloons, funny glasses, and one those party-whistle-things.
That, my friend, is bravery.
Then again, Fluttershy facing a dragon using nothing but verbal abuse is Dragonborn-like and fairly commendable. Yeah, we can cruz this one out.
2.
She's A pónei, pônei In Black/ Alien
Pinkie Pie comes out of nowhere all the time. If you've seen Men In Black, they have that electronic light thing that wipes your memory.
What if Pinkie and Derpy (I'll write about Derpy later) caught some illegal alien in Ponyville during one of the episodes, and everypony saw the event occur - INCLUDING US WHO ARE WATCHING - and Pinkie has no choice but to zap everypony with the flashlighty thing, then break through the fourth wall, and zaps US AND WHEN WE GO BACK TO WATCHING IT, PINKIE HAS SEEMINGLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'm going to take an anti-paranoia pill now. No mais talk of pónei, pônei conspiracy, okay?
1.
She's A pónei, pônei Time Lord
What if Dr. Whooves is not the pónei, pônei equivalent of David Tennant, and he's just good at keeping time or something?
Pinkie can teleport to absolutely anywhere at any given time, and can be in two places at once.
The Doctor is almost always bubbly and aleatório immediately after regeneration, so Pinkie could easily be the seguinte Doctor...
OR....
She is a time lord that escaped Gallopfrey and is currently residing in Ponyville? She's ten times mais powerful than the Doctor.
Can the Doctor break the fourth wall? Does he have the ability to create catchy songs on the spot? Or throw the best parties, like, EVER?
No. What does he have?
A magic chave de fenda and a time-travelling phone box.
Give Pinkie those things and she'll have the universe in her hooves.
Yeah, I amor Pinkie Pie.
What do you think?
Also, please tell me if this is good or not. If you think it's good, I'll try and do more.
Let me start:
4.
She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess
In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.
Who knows? Perhaps some other pónei, pônei god knocked up Pinkie's mum, and the outcome was a spazzy, cheerful rosa, -de-rosa filly formally known as Pinkamena Diana Pie, with sobrenatural powers. I mean, she can be faster than arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and an ability to predict the immediate future.
This, my droogs, is a possibility.
3.
She's The Dragonborn
You don't see a lot of dragões in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, besides Spike of course. Pinkie Pie could have easily have gotten rid of them all, gaining access to their lairs por going through the fourth wall.
Fluttershy is the one that defeated the dragon in Dragonshy, true.
But Pinkie was willing to go into that cave with nothing but balloons, funny glasses, and one those party-whistle-things.
That, my friend, is bravery.
Then again, Fluttershy facing a dragon using nothing but verbal abuse is Dragonborn-like and fairly commendable. Yeah, we can cruz this one out.
2.
She's A pónei, pônei In Black/ Alien
Pinkie Pie comes out of nowhere all the time. If you've seen Men In Black, they have that electronic light thing that wipes your memory.
What if Pinkie and Derpy (I'll write about Derpy later) caught some illegal alien in Ponyville during one of the episodes, and everypony saw the event occur - INCLUDING US WHO ARE WATCHING - and Pinkie has no choice but to zap everypony with the flashlighty thing, then break through the fourth wall, and zaps US AND WHEN WE GO BACK TO WATCHING IT, PINKIE HAS SEEMINGLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'm going to take an anti-paranoia pill now. No mais talk of pónei, pônei conspiracy, okay?
1.
She's A pónei, pônei Time Lord
What if Dr. Whooves is not the pónei, pônei equivalent of David Tennant, and he's just good at keeping time or something?
Pinkie can teleport to absolutely anywhere at any given time, and can be in two places at once.
The Doctor is almost always bubbly and aleatório immediately after regeneration, so Pinkie could easily be the seguinte Doctor...
OR....
She is a time lord that escaped Gallopfrey and is currently residing in Ponyville? She's ten times mais powerful than the Doctor.
Can the Doctor break the fourth wall? Does he have the ability to create catchy songs on the spot? Or throw the best parties, like, EVER?
No. What does he have?
A magic chave de fenda and a time-travelling phone box.
Give Pinkie those things and she'll have the universe in her hooves.
Yeah, I amor Pinkie Pie.
What do you think?
Also, please tell me if this is good or not. If you think it's good, I'll try and do more.
