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99 fans picked:

I hear voices in my head

33%

My brother's girlfriend's aunt's mother-in-law's niece was the victim of a crime

29%

I have two little boys (Jack and Coke) at início with no one to watch them

17%

I'm a racist

I have body odor

I'm a Nazi sympathizer

chel1395 posted over a year ago

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	PkmnTrainerJ picked I have two little boys (Jack and Coke) at início with no one to watch them: They get upset when I leave them alone... posted over a year ago.

	benji picked I hear voices in my head: Though I'd say I was hearing voices in my leg, now that's proper mental ¬_¬ posted over a year ago.

	pip_ku picked My brother's girlfriend's aunt's mother-in-law's niece was the victim of a crime: lol great pick! :D posted over a year ago.

	Gstine picked My brother's girlfriend's aunt's mother-in-law's niece was the victim of a crime: This is the one excuse that actually does work. My dad used it to get out of jury duty. The key is that it has to be a crime that is similar to the one that the defendent is on trial for. After that, you're home free. posted over a year ago.

	DrDevience picked My brother's girlfriend's aunt's mother-in-law's niece was the victim of a crime: I always wanted to serve on Jury Duty. So many juries do not understand the game at all... and it is a game in the US, make no mistake. they never let me serve though because I was an expert witness in too many other cases. Damn it. posted over a year ago.

	harold picked My brother's girlfriend's aunt's mother-in-law's niece was the victim of a crime: I picked this one because I liked the picture. Like you, DrDevience, I want to serve, but I've never been selected. It's actually pretty hard to get selected on a jury, but I think that most people try to avoid the whole process of fulfilling their civic duty... I'm speaking as an US citizen, however. It is very likely different in other countries. posted over a year ago.

	DrDevience picked My brother's girlfriend's aunt's mother-in-law's niece was the victim of a crime: I was speaking of the US also. I only moved to Sweden 2 years ago this December ;) posted over a year ago.

	cents4spence picked I hear voices in my head: ∟_∟ Proper mentality- I see voices in my pockets! posted over a year ago.

	cents4spence picked I hear voices in my head: ¿Que hora es? (What time is it?) Just keep repeating that when you go to tell them, even if they tell you what time it is. posted over a year ago.

	joose32 picked I hear voices in my head: The voices told me to pick this option :D posted over a year ago.

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