What Cuban coquetel Are You Quiz? 

You Are a Hemingway
Unlike Hemingway, you are quite obscure and unknown. No one really understands what makes you tick.
Like Hemingway, you are somewhat under-appreciated. People try to act like they know you, but they rarely truly do.

You can be a bit prickly and tart to some. But those who truly love you find you to be perfectly refreshing.
Let's just say you're an acquired taste. And that's fine with you. You don't care who loves you, as long as the people who do love you for who you are.

You Are a Pina Colada
You are a decadent hedonist. It's not enough that your drink is sugary, it's got to be creamy too!
You are an avowed foodie, and you believe that life's too short for low-fat anything or cheap liquor.

So you may drink pina coladas all night in style, but no one better ever dare serve you one that came from a mix.
You can spot a knock off from a mile away. As long as you are served the best, you're as luscious and mellow as a pina colada.