The Nigerian Job (01x01)
- I already forgot your names.
- Come on, Nathan, tell the truth. Did you have a little bit of fun playing the black king instead of the white knight?

The Two-Horse Job (01x03)
- He's like Nate. Evil Nate.

The Miracle Job (01x04)
- Santa Claus has a church?
- Don't melt Santa.
- It's like Christmas. See, I told you Saint Nicholas is Santa Claus.

The Bank Shot Job (01x05)
- Hey! Illegal downloading's wrong.

The Stork Job (01x06)
- We have to stop at a Häagen-Dazs...
- I will make your tomato shiny
- Oh shiny tomato!

The Snow Job (01x09)
- Don't I just make believe I'm dying?

The 12-Step Job (01x10)
- It's like Billy from The Family Circus if Billy was a drunken sex fiend.

The Juror #6 Job (01x11)
- I put a razorblade in that apple!

The First David Job (01x12)
- No, no, no! We can't let your ex-wife anywhere near our little naked man!
- You want me to break into a secure storage facility with whatever I can scrounge up at the buffet table?

The Second David Job (01x13)
- Who ripped out the toilets?

Now tell me your favourite