I don't think kakashi would be the right person to team up with orochimaru to boost sexy level. I mean, kakashi wears a mask the whole time so you can't tell his true identity(no offense kakashi sensei, i would still amor to be your student though). And as for sasori I don't know he probably wouldn't live up to lord orochimaru's standards...
I , in batman like the riddler over all charcters and hes a bad guy so good kakshi sensei and whoever the hell sasori is can kiss orochimaru kuns albino evillord bunda
No...If Anything They Would Be A Complete Contrast To Oro-Sama's Appearance. Like Everyone Else Has Been Saying, Oro-Sama Is Hot por Himself Far mais Than Being Paired With Anybody. Although Kabuto Looks REALLY Nice seguinte To Him ;P *Oro-Sama's Little Puppy*