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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and we were going to mover into a very nice house por a bolinho, queque factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Putting bags into the tronco, porta-malas of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Closes trunk* What you really want to do though is skiing. This house we're going to live in is on topo, início of a really big mountain. Since it's February, there's going to be lots of snow, and it'll be perfect for us to go skiing.
Scootaloo: That sounds amazing.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I can't wait to try it out.

We got into arco iris, arco-íris Dash's car, and started going to the house we would live in.

Scootaloo: You know what else would be great?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What?
Scootaloo: If I was able to fly. That would be the best thing ever.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I'm sure we can get enough time for you to practice.

Just then, a car with tinted windows was seen behind us. The driver revved the engine a few times while cruising behind us.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: He wants to race. *Turns on radio* I'll get a good racing song on, and we'll beat him with no sweat.

Song: link

Then the road had two lanes, and the driver tried to pass us.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Floors it*
Unknown Pony: *Floors it, and tries to pass arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Scootaloo: He'll never pass us.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: That's because we're awesome.

Surprisingly, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and that pónei, pônei in the black car were the only two ponies driving on the road. He was starting to catch up, but I knew arco iris, arco-íris Dash would win.

Unknown Pony: *About to pass arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Hits the nitrous button, and goes faster then the unknown pony. She goes really fast up a steep hill*

This part I'll never forget. As soon as we reached the topo, início of the hill, the car went airborne. Then it landed in the driveway of our new house.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Turns her car off*
Scootaloo: Whoa.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: That...
Scootaloo: Was....
Scootaloo & arco iris, arco-íris Dash: AWESOME!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I amor this car. Whenever I hit that nitrous button, it goes almost as fast as me.
Scootaloo: What kind of nitrous is it?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: A special kind that me, and Twilight make. It's better, and cheaper then regular nitrous.

When we got out of the car, and began to unpack our belongings, Pinkie Pie arrived.

Pinkie Pie: Guten tag.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Hi Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: *Points to bolinho, queque factory* I work over there across the rua from your house. You can come over anytime you want, but remember, you must not eat bolo de copo on Sunday. *Walks away*
Scootaloo: Why shouldn't I eat bolo de copo on Sunday?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Let me tell you after we unpack our stuff.
Scootaloo: *Sees the car that was racing arco iris, arco-íris Dash. It slowly passes por which makes her nervous*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Sees Scootaloo* You alright?
Scootaloo: Yeah. Just zoning out. Let's finish unpacking so you can tell me why I shouldn't eat bolo de copo on Sunday.

Me, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why you shouldn't eat bolo de copo on Sunday.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: A few weeks ago, a pónei, pônei was eating a bolinho, queque on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: She got attacked por some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of fã fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway, Jeff saw the pónei, pônei eating a cupcake, and he decided to turn her into one. Just before she died, Jeff told the pónei, pônei to go to sleep.
Scootaloo: What the heck?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I know. It's terrible.
Scootaloo: Not that, I'm angry with where you put my scooter. *Goes to the scooter, and moves it away from the flatscreen TV* It shouldn't be leaning on that TV.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What did you think about that story I told you?
Scootaloo: I think it's a rumor you, and Pinkie made up to scare me. Save that for Nightmare Night, will you?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Okay, if you don't believe me, it's your loss.

I never did believe arco iris, arco-íris Dash, then I looked at the calender. Tomorrow was a Sunday, so I decided to get a cupcake, and see what happened.

seguinte morning, I woke up. I wanted to eat a cupcake, and see if arco iris, arco-íris Dash's story was true, but I couldn't do it with her watching me. I waited until she was watching television.

Scootaloo: arco iris, arco-íris Dash? *Taking money from her suitcase*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Watching ponies fly airplanes* Yeah, what's up?
Scootaloo: I'm going to ride my scooter. I'll see you later.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Alright. Have fun.
Scootaloo: *Gets on her scooter, and rides away*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Wait a second!!
Scootaloo: What?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Nothing, it was just something I saw on the television.
Scootaloo: *Leaves the house*

The bolinho, queque factory was right across the rua from where I lived, but if I told arco iris, arco-íris Dash I was riding my scooter, she would assume that I was far away.

Scootaloo: *Leaves her scooter por a fogo hydrant, and enters the bolinho, queque factory*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag. What can I get you?
Scootaloo: A cupcake.
Pinkie Pie: But it's a Sunday. Are you sure about that?
Scootaloo: Just get me the bolinho, queque dummkauf!!
Pinkie Pie: *Gasps* No one has ever cursed to me in my own language. *Grabs a cupcake, then becomes happy again* Enjoy.
Scootaloo: Danke.
Pinkie Pie: Yay! You thanked me in my own language! This makes me feel very happy. *Bounces away*

All you gotta do to make Pinkie Pie get on your good side, and leave you alone is to speak German, her language. She gets very happy, and leaves to let you do whatever you want.

Scootaloo: *Eating a cupcake*
Ponies: DON'T EAT bolo de copo ON SUNDAY!!
Jeff The Killer: *Arrives*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.

And that was the last time I ever saw anything again. In other words, I died.

The End............

Scootaloo: Whoa whoa whoa wait a second!!! *Walks in front of the end* It's obviously not the end. How can I die, and stay alive to narrate the rest of the story? Think people!!!

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... You know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of pónei, pônei would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of arco iris, arco-íris Dash, do you remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes.
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill you two if you lost, but since you ate a bolinho, queque on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I said go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make you fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* You are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, you will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* You do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot you with this, and make you fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do you have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the mural behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! YOU ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!

He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five segundos he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.

Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be mais specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.

They all ran off to try, and find me.

I ran out of the bolo de copo factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another pónei, pônei riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
pónei, pônei on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* arco iris, arco-íris Dash said there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious dia for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard 3: Get the snowboards!!

Chase song: link

Scootaloo: *Skiing downhill*
Guards: *Catching up to Scootaloo. They're in a single file line behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Slows down*
Guards: *Moving left, and right*
Guard 4: *Crashes into a tree*
Guard 2: *Right seguinte to Scootaloo on the left side*
Scootaloo: Uh oh.
Guard 2: *Aims his gun*
Guard 1: *On Scootaloo's right side, aiming his gun at her*
Scootaloo: *Ducks*
Guards 1 & 2: *Shoot each other*
Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo, and the other guards far ahead of him. He stands up, and starts going down the colina again on his snowboard*
Scootaloo: *Sees a road in front of her* oh no.
Guards: Look out!!
Scootaloo: *Attaches her ski pole to the back bumper of a car, and it pulls her away from the guards*
Guards: That road turns right. We'll go down the seguinte part of the hill, and catch her there.

They crossed the road.

Guard 4: *Sees Scootaloo on the road* What are those other guards doing? *Jumps onto the back of a pick up truck, and aims his gun at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Sees the road going to the right*
Guard 4: *Shoots three bullets at Scootaloo*
Truck Driver: *Stops his truck*
Guard 4: ehhh..

The 4th guard goes flying into the air after being punched.

Scootaloo: *Sees the guards waiting on the right side of the road*
Guards: *Shooting the car*
Scootaloo: *Flies to the left side of the road* oi it's working! *Lands on the snow*
Guards: *Cross the road, and go down the colina on their snowboards*
Scootaloo: Okay. Only two of them left. How will I lose them?
Guard 5: *Fires 1 bullet*
Scootaloo: *Sees the bullet miss her*
Guard 3: *Pulls the trigger on his gun, but it's jammed*
Scootaloo: *Sees another road* Not this again.
Guard 5: Not this again.
Scootaloo: Well. I'll just have to fly. *Uses her wings to fly over the road* Haha!

The two guards were too busy staring at me, that they weren't paying any attention to the road.

Pony: *Driving a 1955 Beetle*
Guards: AHH!! *Crash into the beetle*
Guard 3: *Flying into the air, and manages to shoot only one bullet at Scootaloo, but he misses*
Scootaloo: HAHA!! *Hums along to the song* I hope they use that song for a TV show, because it sounds catchy.

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the rua from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell you something.
Jeff: You look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if you don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill you two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4: *Falls through the ceiling* I didn't. I got punched.
Jeff: I don't even know how you just did that, because we are in a basement.
Guard 3: Well if that's on your mind, I guess you forgot about everything else you were telling us, right?
Jeff: Oh no. You are not going to leave me. I want you to find that filly, and kill her.
Guard 5: Right away sir.

Meanwhile, at my house.

Scootaloo: *Sitting at a table*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Arrives* Where's your scooter?
Scootaloo: Somepony roubou it.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why didn't you tell me as soon as you got here?
Scootaloo: I don't know.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: How did you get back here without your scooter?
Scootaloo: Remember when I told you that I always wanted to fly?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Wait. Are you saying your wings work?
Scootaloo: Yep.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: That's incredible! We can fly together, and look for your scooter.
Scootaloo: That's a great idea.

So we started flying above our street, and looked for my scooter. We were hoping it wasn't far away. Or at least, I was, because of Jeff The Killer. Currently, he was dancing to some song: link

Guard 3: Sir?
Jeff: *Ignoring the guards*
Guard 5: Sir!
Jeff: Ignore me. I want to dance.
Guard 4: SIR!!! *Turns off music*
Jeff: Do you want to die?
Guard 4: *Points his gun at Jeff* Oh please. All you have to kill me is a plastic knife, and I'm a robot.
Jeff: I must be a proffesional then.
Guard 3: Okay really? You pronounced it wrong. It's professional.
Jeff: Have you found Scootaloo?
Guard 5: Wow, he actually remembered the filly's name.
Guard 3: You owe me twenty bucks.
Guard 4: We haven't found her yet.
Jeff: Then what are you doing here? Go back outside, and find her!
Guards: *Leaving*

Me, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash found my scooter. It was stolen por some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Go início Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo: Don't! They're not after you, they're after me!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Kicks one of the guards*
Guard 4: *Aiming his gun at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Grabs his gun, and points it at the other guard*
Guard 5: AH! *Runs away*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Coward.
Guard 4: No. You are a coward.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Excuse me?

They stopped fighting.

Guard 4: I said you are a coward.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Do you even know what that word means?
Guard 4: It means to be afraid.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Do I look like a coward? Because I'm not afraid of anything. Your friend on the other hand? He's the coward.
Guard 3: *Grabs arco iris, arco-íris Dash from behind* Are you sure you're not afraid of anything?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Kicks guard*
Guard 3: *Lands on a fogo hydrant, and then water comes from the hydrant, onto him*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Yeah, I'm sure.
Guard 4: Please surrender.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I don't want to.
Guard 4: We'll give you $35,000 if you let us take out your bodyparts for cupcakes.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I'm worth mais then that. *Walks away*
Guard 4: *Lands on the ground, and holds onto arco iris, arco-íris Dash's back legs* You're not going anywhere! Let us kill you.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Flies*
Guard 4: *Falls, and breaks when he lands on the ground*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Too easy. *Goes to her house*

arco iris, arco-íris Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was mais like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arco iris, arco-íris Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looks at clock* It's not even her bedtime. Sorry Jeffery.
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why are you just running around in circles?
Jeff: Because I'm trying to escape Scootaloo.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What did you do to her?
Jeff: I tried to kill her.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Scoots, you okay?
Scootaloo: I'm fine. All he did was flick a rubber band at me.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You do realize that doesn't kill anything. Right?
Jeff: Criticize me after I escape your daughter!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Sister.
Jeff: WHATEVER!!!!

He was facing the door, and was about to turn right. However, he tripped, and fell through the door, and rolled down the hill. Stop the song.

At the bottom of the hill, the writer of this fanfic was arguing with a pónei, pônei that had dynamite.

Sean Bodine: For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether you like it or not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

They all blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Sean Bodine: Wait a second! I'm the writer! I can't die!
Scootaloo: Hmm, you got a point there. How about, we have you further away from the explosions?

Jeff The Killer's Death Scene, take two.

Sean Bodine: *Standing twenty feet away from the dynamite with the pony* For the last time. We are not having any explosions in this story!
Pony: Well listen, I brought it all the way here from China, so you're using it whether you like it or not!
Jeff: *Lands on dynamite*

The dynamite blew up. Jeff The Killer killed himself.

Back at the house, arco iris, arco-íris Dash was not happy with me.

arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why was he chasing you?
Scootaloo: Because I ate a bolinho, queque today.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Okay? *Looks at calender, and sees that today is a Sunday* Ugh. *Facehoof* Didn't me, and Pinkie Pie warn you not to do that?
Scootaloo: I didn't believe you, so I decided to see if it was true.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I think we should mover back to the nuvem house. After that, you're grounded.

Oh well. Life isn't fair.

The End

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