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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jerry returned início after fighting off the Mexicans.

Jerry: *Opens the refrigerator, and pours himself a glass of laranja juice*
Vito: *Arrives* I had a nice walk through town. How are you doing Jerry?
Jerry: Good.
Vito: What do you say we watch some television?
Jerry: I'll cadastrar-se you after I pour myself a bowl of pretzels.
Vito: Say no more. *Turns on the TV*
News Pony: It was a great show indeed, but now we mover onto something mais tragic. A chase between five ponies turned violent earlier this morning when four Mexicans tried to mug a stallion. One of them has been taken into custody, while the other three were killed. Two of them were presumably pushed off a roof. Their remains have been taken off the street-
Vito: *Turns off the TV* That wasn't you being chased por those Mexicans, was it?
Jerry: No. This is the first time I heard about that chase.
Vito: I'm going to turn the TV back on. If they have a perfect descrição of you as the victim, we're going to have a serious talk. *Turns on the TV*
Jerry: *Sweating*
News Pony: A couple of witnesses have described that the victim trying to avoid the Mexicans is a maroon pegasus with red eyes, and a black mane.
Vito: *Turns off the TV, and slams his front hooves on the table* Why would you lie to me?!
Jerry: Because I wanted to avoid this.
Vito: Avoid what Jerry? Hm?
Jerry: Your outburst.
Vito: My outburst is going to be the least of your concerns. You better pray that I don't stick a fucking faca into your throat! You said that the family wouldn't find us!
Jerry: Perhaps you should get your hearing checked. The announcer said that the ponies were Mexicans. They're obviously not a part of the mafia.
Vito: How do you know for certain? What if they were bribed to help track us down?
Jerry: Well-
Vito: YOU SAID THEY WOULDN'T FIND US!!!
Jerry: Well shouting's not gonna fix the issue!
Vito: But killing you will.
Jerry: Vito...Is that really what you want to do?
Vito: *Feeling nervous*
Jerry: We've been living together for 5 years. I promise, we'll keep going another 5 if you trust me.
Vito: *Slowly walking towards Jerry* Positive?
Jerry: Positive. Do you want some pretzels?
Vito: *Shakes his head, and hugs Jerry* I'm sorry I threatened to kill you.
Jerry: *Watching his brother cry while hugging him* It's fine, just don't do it again.

Mr. Costanza was having another phone call with the San Franciscolt boss.

Mr. Costanza: What do you mean he got away?!
Boss: Didn't you see it on the news? We gotta try something else.
Mr. Costanza: I've seen a couple of pictures of Harlan working at the Alameda Docks. Let's try to kill him, and maybe the other two will be too depressed to think straight. Then we'll make them rejoin our life of crime.
Boss: That should be easy. He'll be too busy driving trains to avoid bullets.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The seguinte day, Jerry returned to his house after buying groceries. The segundo he walked into his kitchen, the phone rang.

Jerry: *Picks up his phone* Yeah?
Costanza pónei, pônei 93: We got trouble down here! Come help us out! *Gets shot, and hangs up*
Jerry: What an interesting phone call. *Runs to his car, grabbing a Mac-10 on the way out*

He drove to the vila, vivenda, villa where his boss lives, along with dozens of other Costanza members.

Jerry: *Stops near a tree*
Mexicans: *Firing MP5's at the Costanza's*
Costanza pónei, pônei 55: *On an M60, seguinte to two ponies using M4 Carbines*
Jerry: *Gets out of his car, and shoots three...
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