It was just a normal dia in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be seguro than sorry.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is a speed boat. They get out of the truck to greet Applejack* Well well well, if it isn't Applejack.
Applejack: The Flim Flam brothers? What in tarnation are you doing here?!
Flim: Testing out our new speed boat.
Flam: We found an alternative fuel for it, instead of polluting the landscape with gasoline, we've built this thing to run on gems.
Rarity: Gems?!
Flam: That's right. *Pulls out a green gem* Shall I fuel our barco up, and demonstrate to our friends how it works?
Flim: por all means.
Applejack: Is it me, or does that gem look similar?
Rarity: It looks like that gem the diamond cachorros used to make us teleport into the 1800's.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: And the one Gilda used to get us into medieval times.
Flim & Flam: *Uninterested in their conversation*
Flim: Ehem.
Flam: We can hear you.
Flim: You really need to learn how to be quiet.
Flam: Besides, gems don't teleport ponies into-
Just then, the gem started to glow. With a flash of light, the gem teleported the five ponies into a desert. Lots of tall mountains could be seen in the background, and several cactus trees surrounded them.
Flim: My word, where are we?
Flam: I don't know. We must ask the locals. *Uses his magic to teleport away from the three ponies
Applejack: Typical, they're just gonna leave us out here to die.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: We're not gonna die.
Rarity: But we must figure out where we are.
Applejack: Right. That gem only teleports us into the past. Looks like we're in the Wild West.
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Just Be Me
Episode 3: The Loyal, The Honest, And The Generous
Based off of the video por AgrolChannel on youtube.
Starring
arco iris, arco-íris Dash
aguardente de maçã
and Rarity
Also starring
The good ponies
Pierce Hawkins
Harry Calahan
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Twilight Sparkle
Also starring the bad ponies
Flim & Flam
Big Macintosh as The Gold Gunslinger
Tom Foolery
Jebediah Turner
Pedro Vandana
And Oddjob
Flim, and Flam were walking through a town called Cactus City. It was somewhere in Neighvada.
Flim: Maybe they were right.
Flam: That gem we used can be for teleporting. Too bad it disappeared when we got here.
Flim: It looks like we're in the late 1800's.
Flam: But what part of the late 1800's?
Newspaper Pony: Extra, extra! Hot from the press, and being delivered to ponies all over Equestria! The transcontinental Railroad is almost complete.
Flim: The early late 1800's.
Not far away, Tom was with Jebediah in front of a saloon.
Tom: Tell the boss I'll be right back. I think I found some ponies that'll help us out for sure.
Jebediah: Right. I'll go tell him now. *Goes into the saloon*
Tom: *Walks up to Flim & Flam* Excuse me.
Flim: Yes?
Tom: You two look new here.
Flam: That's because we are.
Flim: What can we help you with?
Tom: I don't suppose you ever heard of The Gold Gunslinger.
Flim: No.
Flam: We haven't.
Tom: Well, he's a friend of mine, looking for two ponies to cadastrar-se his gang. I think you two have what it takes.
Flim: A gang, huh?
Flam: Do you guys steal things in this gang?
Tom: Why are you asking?
Flim: Because we like to steal things.
Flam: Can we rob a bank as soon as we cadastrar-se you?
Tom: Sure, but first you gotta go talk to the big stallion himself.
Just outside of Cactus City.
Harry: *Shoots six bottles lined up in front of a rock*
Pierce: Well done.
Harry: Thanks. *Reloads his gun*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Arrives with Applejack, and Rarity* Excuse me.
Pierce: Yes? *Looks at the three mares* Holy smokes. Harry, get a load of these ladies.
Harry: *Looking at the three mares, and hearts appear in his eyes*
Pierce: Are they gorgeous, or what?
Applejack, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash blushed while looking towards the ground, but Rarity had a different reaction.
Rarity: Gorgeous? Why, thank you. You two are very sexy.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash & Applejack: *Stop blushing, and whispering to each other* Oh great.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: She just called them sexy.
Applejack: Take out the Y, and what do you get?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Sex. She's gonna be doing that non stop, and we need her help.
Applejack: She ain't gonna be much help if she gets laid 24/7.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: We better get out of here. *To the stallions* It was nice meeting you two, but we better head into town. *Grabs Rarity, and flies as fast as she can*
Applejack: *Following arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Pierce: Wait, what town are you heading into?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Points to Cactus City* That one.
Harry: They can't go there.
Pierce: We have to stop them before it's too late.
They ran after the three ponies.
As soon as arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and aguardente de maçã were about to set their hooves into Cactus City, Pierce, and Harry stopped them.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What the feno are you doing?
Pierce: Trust us, you don't want to go into Cactus City.
Harry: Come with us. We have a house a mile away from here.
At Pierce and Harry's house, they explained to the three mares why they shouldn't go into Cactus City.
Pierce: The ponies in that town aren't treated very well.
Harry: The mayor likes to abuse everypony there, and even made a law forbidding them to leave.
Applejack: Who is the Mayor?
Pierce: Nobody knows his name, some just call him The Gold Gunslinger.
Harry: He has a revolver made entirely out of gold.
Rarity: Gold, eh? I'd like to get my hooves on a gun like that.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: How tough is this Gold Gunslinger?
Pierce: Over two hundred ponies tried to kill him, but none of them succeeded.
Harry: To answer your question, he's too tough for you to take on.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: We'll see about that. I'm pretty tough myself.
Harry: He really despises mares. The segundo you put your hooves in that town, they'll get blown off.
Rarity: Ooh. Pretty dramatic.
Applejack: You think everything is dramatic.
Meanwhile, Tom took Flim, and Flam to meet The Gold Gunslinger.
Tom: Gentlemen. *Opens a door* The big stallion himself. The Gold Gunslinger.
Flim & Flam: *Walk into the room*
T.G.G: So, you're the two unicórnios Tom told me about.
Flim: Yes sir.
Flam: We would be honored to work with you.
T.G.G: Tom also told me that you want to rob banks, and steal gold.
Flim: Yes sir.
Flam: We would amor to do that very much.
T.G.G: We'll get to that when the time is right. Now, I want you to look for two stallions.
Who are the two stallions that Flim, and Flam must find?
Pierce, and Harry left to get some supplies. They asked arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Applejack, and Rarity to stay at the house por their selves.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Sitting in a chair, bored* This is a waste of my time.
Applejack: *Playing poker with Rarity* Well what do you suggest we do?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Find Flim, and Flam, and kill them. That's the only way we're going to get into the present.
Rarity: But we don't have any weapons.
Cowboy Pony: *Knocks on the door*
Applejack: Who could that be?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: I'll get it. *Opens the door*
Cowboy Pony: Howdy. Have you seen any injuns around here?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: No, I haven't. If you want to find one, you'll have to go to the train station.
Cowboy Pony: There's an injun there?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Of course there is. They pull trains to, and from the station.
Cowboy Pony: Not engine! Injun!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: As in Native Equestrians?
Cowboy Pony: Yes!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Sorry, I haven't had the pleasure.
Cowboy Pony: You haven't had the pleasure?!!? *Hitting arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and ties her up*
Rarity: *Gasps* arco iris, arco-íris Dash!
Cowboy Pony: *Pointing a gun at the other mares* Stay back, or your blue friend gets it.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Don't worry you two, I'll be alright.
Cowboy Pony: Let's go injun lover. *Takes arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why do you keep saying injun? Isn't it Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I ain't saying engine! I'm saying injun!
Flim, and Flam's first assignment was not going well for them so far.
Flim: How long have we been searching for those stallions?
Flam: For a long time. *Looks into a store, and sees a gem exactly like the one that brought them into the wild west* Flim, look.
Flim: *Sees the gem* We can go back into the present, and return to our gem powered speedboat.
They ran into the store, leaving a trail of smoke.
Old Asian Pony: What can I do for you two?
Flim: We want that gem.
Old Asian Pony: *Grabs the gem* This green one?
Flam: Yes.
Old Asian Pony: You probably won't believe this, but the gem has a special power.
Flim: We know.
Flam: It brought us into the past, here. We are from 2016.
Old Asian Pony: So the story is true.
Flim: What story?
Old Asian Pony: This gem can teleport you into a aleatório area, and also time travel into the past. Whoever is holding the gem, that says teleport, will teleport into the past, along with anypony 70 inches into it's radius. It can only time travel into the past, and not the present, or future.
Flim: Oh that's great.
Flam: We'll never get início now.
Old Asian Pony: There is only one way for you to get back to the ano 2016. I sense that you two came here with three mares.
Flim: Yes we did.
Old Asian Pony: To get back into your time period, you must kill the three mares.
Flim: Will do.
Flam: We can do that after finding the two stallions.
At a ranch between Cactus City, and the house arco iris, arco-íris Dash was at, arco iris, arco-íris Dash was tied up to a poll, and hanging three feet above the ground.
Cowboy Pony: *With seven other cowboy ponies* This mare is an Injun lover.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Why can't you say Indian?
Cowboy Pony: I AM SAYING INJUN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Laughing*
Cowboy pónei, pônei 3: She's laughing?
Cowboy pónei, pônei 4: What the fuck are you laughing about?!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Your friend just cracks me up.
Cowboy pónei, pônei 6: Get the reverend. We're going to kill her now.
por the ranch, Flim, and Flam passed it.
Flim: Ah, wonderful, there's arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
Flam: You go kill her while I find those two stallions.
Flim: What I don't understand is where Applejack, and Rarity are.
Flam: We'll find them. Just go deal with arco iris, arco-íris Dash now.
Two cowboys were digging a hole to bury arco iris, arco-íris Dash, when the reverend arrived.
Reverend: *Holding the bible* We are gathered here today to watch a mare with a soul full of sin. The Indians have treated us Equestrians like savages, killing us, and trying to take what's rightfully ours-
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Rightfully yours?!
Cowboy Pony: Shut up!
Reverend: Since you interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Cowboy Pony: Well hurry up. We can't kill her until you finish your speech.
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Have a race? I bet if you come to the future with me, you can't beat my Dodge Challenger.
Cowboy pónei, pônei 5: Stop talking!!
Cowboy pónei, pônei 2: We can't kill you until the reverend finishes his speech!
Reverend: And since you interrupted me, I have to start over again.
Flim: *Sneaking up behind arco iris, arco-íris Dash with a revolver in his hoof*
Reverend: We are gathered here today to-
Flim: *Aiming at arco iris, arco-íris Dash, but when he fires his bullet, he misses horribly, and hits one of the Cowboys instead*
Cowboy pónei, pônei 4: Get the mare out of here!
Reverend: *Untying arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim, but their bullets hit the rock he's hiding behind*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Finds the gun from the dead cowboy*
Reverend: *Looking at the cowboys, seeing that all their attention is focused on Flim. He's about to warn them*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Shoot the reverend* Religion never grabbed my interest.
Cowboy Ponies: *Shooting at Flim*
Flim: *Shoots the rest of the cowboys*
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Cowboy Pony: *Sees that everyone, except him, Flim, and arco iris, arco-íris Dash have been killed* Well, there's just one way to settle this.
Flim: *Reloads his gun* And that is?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: A duel. *Takes a few steps back*
Flim: *Standing in front of the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Standing six feet away from the two ponies, putting his gun into a holster*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Takes a coldre from a dead cowboy, and puts it around her waist. She then puts her gun inside the holster*
Flim: *Puts his gun into it's holster*
The three ponies then stood up on their hind legs. Waiting for the right moment to grab their guns.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at the Cowboy*
Flim: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim*
As the sun slowly started to set, the three ponies continued to stand there.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at the cowboy*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking at Flim*
Flim: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and gets nervous when he sees her magenta eyes glaring at her. He thinks they'll shoot him instead of arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Continues to stare at Flim*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at Flim, then at arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
Flim: *Sweating*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Continues to stare*
Flim: *Slowly reaching for his gun*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Grabs her gun, and shoots Flim*
Stop the song
Flim: *Falls into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Grabs his gun, aims at arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and pulls the trigger, but no bullets come out. He used them all earlier*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Walking towards Flim*
Flim: *Slowly getting his gun*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Shoots the gun out of his hoof, and then, shoots his hat into the hole*
Cowboy Pony: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash as she walks towards him*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: This went a little quicker than expected, but.. *Grabs a shovel* There are two types of ponies in this world. Ponies with guns, and ponies that dig. *Gives the cowboy the shovel* You dig. *Walks away*
The sky was starting to turn dark as arco iris, arco-íris Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.
Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought mais guns, ammo, water, and food.
Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back por now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell you A,J, but, I think your friend-
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are you okay?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is she talking about?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Oops. Did I say that outloud?
Applejack: It's a bit complicated to talk about, but what happened was, that we met up with two stallions named Flim, and Flam. They had this certain type of gem that teleports you into a aleatório location, while also taking you into the past.
Rarity: This has happened to us three times so far.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: The first time, we were in the 1700's.
Rarity: And the segundo time, we were with pirates in the start of the 19th century.
Applejack: And we're back in the same century, but this time in the wild west.
Pierce: That's really what they call this place? The wild west?
Rarity: Yes.
Pierce: Lame.
Harry: So Applejack, and Rarity told us about how you got taken away.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: You wanna know how I got back?
While arco iris, arco-íris Dash was explaining her duel with Flim, Flam went back to The Gold Gunslinger.
Tom & Oddjob: *Loading a wagon with guns, ammo, and explosives*
Pedro: Let's go. A little faster por favor!
T.G.G: I ain't happy with your slow progress.
Flam: Slow, and steady wins the race.
T.G.G: That's true, if you're going against turtles!
Flam: Well, my brother still hasn't returned. I think he may have found them.
T.G.G: Those two stallions must be found. They broke a very important law in my city.
Flam: What law did they break?
T.G.G: They left.
Flam: They left? You mean it's illegal for ponies to leave this town? How are we going to get out of here?
T.G.G: Silence!! Tomorrow, you will look for those two stallions again. This time, I'll send Tom Foolery, and Jebediah Turner to go with you. You must find them!
The seguinte morning, arco iris, arco-íris Dash woke up when she saw the others sitting at a table, looking at a map.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Morning everypony. What's going on?
Pierce: Applejack, and Rarity have decided to help us kill The Gold Gunslinger.
Applejack: In exchange, they're going to help us kill Flam, so that we can return to 2016.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Okay. What's the plan?
Pierce: Town hall is right seguinte to the train station. We saw some of The Gold Gunslinger's cronies carregando up some wagons at Town Hall. My guess is that they're going to bring those wagons to the station, and whatever is on those wagons will be loaded onto a train.
Harry: And that's the part I don't understand. What are they doing?
Pierce: They must be planning something that they don't want us to know about.
Flam was with Tom, and Jebediah. They were still looking for those two stallions.
Flam: So, can you two tell me about those stallions your boss wants us to find?
Tom: The both of them are earth ponies.
Jebediah: I ended up getting their picture once. I was supposed to get a picture of The Gold Gunslinger, but he saw two ponies leaving the town, and told me to get a picture of them.
Flam: So you know what they look like. What are their names?
Tom: Pierce Hawkins, and Harry Calahan.
Once again, they could not find the stallions, and ended up going back to Town Hall. Meanwhile, a train was being loaded up with the guns, ammo, and explosives from yesterday.
Oddjob: *Loading a freight car with the guns, ammo, and explosives*
Pedro: You need to go faster! You need to hurry up!
T.G.G: What do you mean you three couldn't find him?
Jebediah: We're not playing around boss. We walked for two miles, and we didn't see him, or anypony.
Tom: They may have gone east for all we know.
T.G.G: I've been ruling this town with an iron hoof since 1868. I've been making a lot of laws that would make it difficult to live in this town, and I amor it. Only problem is, those two ponies left, because they didn't want to put up with me. Well they will once we find them. They will! Pierce Hawkins, and Harry Calahan will be mine! Okay, now that my small rant is over, you three can find an engine to pull our train into Sacramento.
Tom: Yes sir.
Flam: Did you say injun? As in Indian? I didn't know they were strong enough to pull trains.
T.G.G: I said engine, as in railway engine. Get to work.
Flam: Yes sir.
Harry, and Pierce got to town hall with the three mares.
Pierce: Okay. Remember the plan?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Just be me.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: And they won't stand a chance. *Kicks the door open*
Workers: *Looking at arco iris, arco-íris Dash with her friends, and grab guns*
The five ponies took cover behind a bench, and shot at the workers with their guns.
Workers: *Returning fire*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Taking cover. A bullet goes through the bench just above her head*
Applejack: *Runs to the left, taking cover por another bench, seguinte to a poll*
Workers: *Shooting at Applejack*
Rarity: *Shoot the workers aiming at Applejack*
T.G.G: *Arrives with Jebediah, both carrying rifles* What is the meaning of this?!
Flam: *Runs through the back of town hall*
Applejack: There goes Flam.
Rarity: I'll get him. The rest of you stay here. *Running away*
Jebediah: *Shoots Rarity's leg*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down*
After Rarity got shot, the others took cover.
T.G.G: There's no use hiding. Come out with your hooves up!
Pierce: You know why we left?!
T.G.G: Why?
Harry: You're a terrible mayor!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: On three.
Applejack: Ready. 1.. 2..
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: 3! *Shoots The Gold Gunslinger*
Applejack: *Shoots Jebediah*
Pierce: *Laughs* We got them.
Harry: Yeah.
Tom: *Opens the door looking at Harry*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Look out!
Tom: *Shoots Harry*
Pierce: *Shoots Tom three times*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Goes to Rarity* Rarity. Are you okay?
Rarity: *Tries to stand up* I'm having trouble getting up.
Applejack: Can't you heal yourself with your magic?
Rarity: I don't know any of those spells.
Pierce: *Looks at Tom who is still alive* I bet he does. *Grabs Tom* Make that unicorn's wound go away.
Tom: What if I don't want to?
Pierce: If you don't, I'll kill you.
Tom: *Uses his magic to heal Rarity's wounds*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: How's Harry?
Pierce: He died as soon as that bullet hit him. He got shot in the heart.
Applejack: Terrible.
Pierce: Well, at least he's in a better place. Now you helped me kill The Gold Gunslinger, so I'm going to help you kill Flam. Let's go find him.
They ran out of town hall, in procurar of Flam.
Flam was running into the train that Pedro forced Oddjob to load.
Pedro: Come on Oddjob, get the locomotive coupled up to the train!
Flam: They're coming! Get us out of here!!
Pedro: *Gets on board*
Oddjob: *Backs the engine into the train*
Once the engine got coupled to the train, Oddjob pulled the throttle back so they could get out of the station, but the wheels slipped, and the train didn't move.
Oddjob: *Pushes the throttle back into place* Come on girl, give it all you got!! *Pulls back, but the train still doesn't mover as the wheels slip*
Applejack: *With arco iris, arco-íris Dash, Rarity, and Pierce. They were walking away from the station, but they here the train* Flam, he's trying to get away por train! *Runs to the station with the others*
Oddjob: *Pushes the throttle back into place* Don't do this to us! We gotta escape!! *Pulls back, but the train still doesn't mover as the wheels slip*
Pedro: Put some sand on the tracks you stupid idiot!!
Oddjob: *Pushes the throttle back into place* Come on girl!! *Pours sand onto the tracks* You can do it!! *Pulls back, and the wheels slip*
With the wheels slipping fiercely, the train finally started moving.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Applejack, you and Rarity try to get ahead in a wagon. Try to use your magic to make an engine for it. Pierce, you're coming with me onto the train! *Carries Pierce as she flies to the train*
Applejack: So Rarity, what do you say you get us a steam powered wagon?
Rarity: On it. *Uses her magic to make a wagon appear, and gives it a steam engine* Now gather some wood while I get the fogo started in the engine.
Applejack: You got it. *Goes to get wood*
When arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Pierce got onto the train, they had their gun ready. Both of them were using revolvers.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: With all of these weapons, they gotta have something big planned.
Pierce: Yes, but what?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking ahead* Maybe we'll find our answer in one of the cars up ahead.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash & Pierce: *Goes into a passenger car, quietly*
Pedro: So, with The Gold Gunslinger dead, I must carry out his plan professionally, and efficiently.
Flam: Yes, but where are Applejack, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Rarity?
Pedro: Gone por now. If we see them, they won't last long.
Back with Rarity, and Applejack, they got enough wood for fuel, and started off in the wagon.
Applejack: Hey, we don't have a steering wheel.
Rarity: Magic my dear. *Steers the wagon to the right with her magic* Now we have a lot of ground to cover if we're going to catch up to that train.
On the train, arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and Pierce finally got the answer they were waiting for.
Flam: So, what is your plan?
Pedro: With some ponies I just hired to fight with me, we will raid the bank of Sacramento. The Gold Gunslinger told me that the bank there has $3.5 million dollars. Some of that currency is in gold.
Flam: Do you know what we could do with that money?
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: No, but I do know that we're going to kill you.
Pedro: Who said that?! Where did that come from?!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash & Pierce: *Appear from hiding, and shoot Pedro*
Flam: *Grabs his gun, and shoots Pierce*
Pierce: *Dies*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Shoots Flam's horn off*
Flam: Oh! *Shoots arco iris, arco-íris Dash's gun out of her hoof, and it falls out of the train*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Running towards Flam*
Flam: *Running for the door*
He made it just in time. Now arco iris, arco-íris Dash had to find out where he went.
Song: link
The train went through a tunnel when this happened.
Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about arco iris, arco-íris Dash?
Rarity: arco iris, arco-íris Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop the song.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to uncouple the cars, so that the engine can't pull them to Sacramento*
When she uncoupled the engine, the train started slowing down.
Song: link
Flam: *Swings down from the roof, and kicks arco iris, arco-íris Dash into the middle of the car*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Tackles Flam as he grabs his gun*
Flam: *Drops his gun, and kicks arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
They both stood up, and started punching each other.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Grabs Flam's arm as he picks up the gun, and slams it into the mural three times*
Flam: *Drops the gun, and punches arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Flies over Flam, and grabs the gun*
Flam: *Grabs it, and points it towards the ceiling*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Kicks Flam, and is getting close to aiming the gun at him*
Flam: *Pushes arco iris, arco-íris Dash, making the gun come out of her grasp*
Stop the song.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Feels the train coming to a complete stop as Flam aims the gun at him*
Flam: I am going to have great pleasure in killing you.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looks at Flam, but gets an idea*
Song: link
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Flies out of the train*
Flam: *Shoots at arco iris, arco-íris Dash, but misses*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Flying over the train*
Flam: *Shoots arco iris, arco-íris Dash's wing*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Ah! *Falls onto a flatcar with lots of boxes*
Flam: *Climbs onto the topo, início of the train, and runs towards arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Looking through the boxes for a weapon*
Flam: *Kicks arco iris, arco-íris Dash off the flat car*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Rolls off the flatcar, and towards a cliff*
Flam: *Jumps off the train, and towards arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Stands up, looking at the cliff behind her*
Flam: *Punches arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Falls onto the ground*
Flam: *Grabbing his gun*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Biting Flam's arm*
Flam: AAH! *Drops his gun, as his arm starts to bleed*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Kicks the gun away*
Flam: *Punches arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Grabs him as she falls towards the cliff*
Both of them grabbed the edge just in time.
Applejack: I see the train up ahead.
Rarity: Looks like it stopped, and the engine's no longer there.
Applejack: Faster, we gotta help arco iris, arco-íris Dash.
Flam: *Trying to soco arco iris, arco-íris Dash, but she blocks them*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Kicks Flam in the rib cage*
Flam: Eugh! *Hits arco iris, arco-íris Dash in the face*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Grabs a loose rock, and hits Flam's arm with it*
Flam: *Almost lets go, but takes the rock from arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and hits her chin with it twice*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Knocks the rock out of his hoof*
Flam: *Hits arco iris, arco-íris Dash in the nose*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Ah! *Blood comes out of her nose, and mouth as she accidentally lets go*
Flam: *Grabs arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and chokes her*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Can't breath*
Flam: *Laughing* I'm finally going to kill you, and your friends!!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Spits blood into his face*
Flam: Gah!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Breaks free, and grabs another part of the cliff, as she starts climbing to the top*
Flam: *Grabs arco iris, arco-íris Dash's leg, and swings her into part of the cliff five times*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Now the side of her head is bleeding heavily*
Flam: *About to drop arco iris, arco-íris Dash*
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Swings from Flam's arm, and grabs the cliff, and starts to climb up*
aguardente de maçã & Rarity: *Arrive in the wagon*
Applejack: Rainbow! *Tosses a gun to arco iris, arco-íris Dash, while she, and Rarity point one at Flam*
Stop the song
Flam: *Looking up at arco iris, arco-íris Dash* So you're finally going to kill me.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't waste time talking. *Shoots Flam, and watches him fall down the cliff*
aguardente de maçã & Rarity: *Running towards arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and hug her*
Applejack: We're so glad you're okay.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Thanks you two, but you're making the pain worse.
Rarity: Oh. *Lets go*
Applejack: *Lets go* Sorry. Say, you're bleeding Rainbow.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: What else is new?
Rarity: How come you're the only one that gets blood on their body from a fight, and not us?
Applejack: Good question.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Let's not worry about that right now. We must get back to the present.
And, with a flash of light, they returned to Ponyville on February 5, 2016. They have teleported por the lake, seguinte to their barco where they left it.
Applebloom arrived with Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Twilight Sparkle.
Applebloom: Look Twilight, there they are.
Twilight: *Talking in the voice of Ice Cube* Man, that's a lame boat!
Applejack: *Gasps*
Rarity: Twilight!
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: How could you?!
Twilight: *Laughs, and talks in her normal voice* Don't worry everypony, only joking. Besides, I only talk like that when I'm the villain, in the Hedgehog In Ponyville stories.
Sweetie Belle: You're a villain?!!?
Scootaloo: I think you weren't supposed to tell anyone that.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: Well, nothing we can do to stop it.
Scootaloo: *Looks at arco iris, arco-íris Dash, and sees the blood on her face* arco iris, arco-íris Dash! What happened to you?!
Twilight: Oh my! Rainbow! That's a lot of blood.
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: No sweat Twi, I don't feel a thing. *Goes to the lake, and washes the blood off* Now what do you say we go sailing?
Applebloom: Yeah!
Twilight: Let's see this barco in action.
Ending Song: link
arco iris, arco-íris Dash: *Helps Applejack, and Rarity push the barco into the water. They jump in, and watch their friends as they look at them with smiling faces*
Just Be Me
Episode 3: The Loyal, The Honest, And The Generous
Based off of the video por AgrolChannel on youtube.
Starring the good ponies
arco iris, arco-íris Dash
aguardente de maçã
and Rarity
Pierce Hawkins
Harry Calahan
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
Twilight Sparkle
Also starring the bad ponies
Flim & Flam
Big Macintosh as The Gold Gunslinger
Tom Foolery
Jebediah Turner
Pedro Vandana
And Oddjob
Background characters
Old Asian pónei, pônei
The Cowboy Ponies
The Reverend
Workers for The Gold Gunslinger
The names, and events in this fã fiction are fictitious. Any portrayal of real events, or real people is purely coincidental.
The End