1. You find yourself arranging things, and you wonder when and why you started.
2. You carry either wipes or hand sanitizer around with you, and wash your hands without much of a reason just because you know that Monk wouldn’t approve of your “dirty” hands.
3. You open every door with your sleeve pulled over your hand, your elbow, or wipe the door-handle first, because there’s know telling how many germs are on that thing.
4. You make sure everything you do is perfect in every way… Even if it takes you forever to get it that way.
5. You have “It’s a Jungle Out There” on your música device. (IPod, mp3 player, CD, cell phone, etc.)
6. You do everything in your power to not shake someone’s hand, or make physical contact, whatsoever.
7. You use the phrase “Here’s what happened” too often.
8. You fidget, worry, and talk about how bad it is if you see something that's off-centered, crooked, etc., etc., until you can do something about it.
9. You drive your friends insane with talk and reference to “Monk”.
10. You just had to make a list of 10 in honor of Adrian Monk!
