Recap:
You could here to people laughing, one was the third and the segundo one was, Oh no..., there standing there with their arm stretched out to was....

Story starts:
Minato...Akuma you fool you had a fool out of yourself again.., “Akuma your late” said the third while looking at his ANBU shaking his head. You took Minato’s hand as he pulled out. ”Thanks” you said in a whisper. The pain had stated to grow mais and mais intense the second. ”I told you to stop” sang one of the ANBU that was waving his hands like a maniac, only to get wacked on the head por his partner. I let out a small laugh, serves him right the jerk..,. “I’m sorry I’ll wait outside” you said quickly, avoiding eye contact with Minato. You quickly turned around to close the door but you tripped over a scroll and landed on Jiraiya. “Hey Akuma, what brings you here sitting on me” laughed Jiraiya. Your face lit when you saw him. You don’t like perverts but Jiraiya lights up your dia for some strange wired reason. “Well you know just falling on my tailbone a lot and I thought you looked comfy, so here we are”, you laughed. You look behind you to see Minato walking towards you guys. Don’t blush Akuma, don’t blush.., to late Jiraiya had already notice this. His smirk reached ear to ear as he saw the reaction you had on his ex-student. “Don’t.You.Dare”, you hissed, each word covered in venom. “Its payback” he replied with a twisted smirk.

~~~~~3 Months ago/Your POV~~~~~
It was a bight summer day, the sky was clear the birds were chirping and a nice breeze was coming your way. You were sitting on the soft green grama por the crystal clear lake leitura your favourite book. Lately you had been stressing over these nightmares and to make thing worse you have some creepy kid that won’t leave you alone. Apparently you had promised him ramen when you didn’t. “Strange kid”, you mumbled while shaking your head. You slowly flipped with page. As you started to get into the book an annoying voice boomed behind you. “Good morning Akuma”. You twitched at his sudden outburst. “Jiariya, what do you want”, you said trying to get him to leave but he just flopped himself seguinte to you. He leaned over your should trying to see what you were reading. He started to breathe louder and louder. “Jiraiya please personal o espaço here”, you said with a shove. “That’s not what you said last night”, he said in a smart as$ tone. “Jiariya, even the budda loser his patience’s when consulted the third time”, you replied calmly. “So when did you have a $ex change?” Jiariya said smugly as he got out his ‘famous’ book he was working on. You twisted slowly, facing the perverted old man in fount of you. “What did you say”, you hissed. You wonder sometime if Jiraiya has a sixth sense for detecting when you’re in a fool mood. That’s the segundo time...; Jiraiya carefully placed his book in between you to and turned to you. “Awww I think I know what’s wrong, the moods swing, the antisocial, my baby is growing up”, he said over enthusiastically, what is he trying to say..., you looked at him dumbfounded. A sly smile reached his lips as he spoke with a nudge, “You got your *whippers in ear”, your face broke in a million pieces, like shattered glass. “That’s the third time Jiraiya”, you shouted. Your eyes looked on his precious book, like a hawk on its pry. You swiftly grabbed his book and throw it in the deepest part of the lake. “And for your information I do not!” you bellowed.

~~~~~Present time/Your POV~~~~~
You laughed nervously at the memory. Surly he still hasn’t held a grudge since then, right..,. You could hear a Minato behind you guys laughing. “I’m done talking with the Hokage so you can go in now Akuma”. “Thanks M-Minato” you stammered with a light blush crossing your face. This is when Jiraiya took his chance. “Hey Akuma, you’re not falling for my ex-student are you”, he grinned. Your coração stopped, did he just say what I thought he said.., you slowly turned your head to face Jiraiya, if looks could kill he would be dead my now. “Well she doesn’t have bad taste in men then”, Smirked Minato as he gave you a wink. The árvore idea doesn’t sound so bad now..., your blush had even got darker, you could feel it burn it was that red. You had to get away, your secret your life is at stack here. “U-um..... JIRIYA IS A PERVERT AND LIKES BIG FAT HAIRY WOMAN!” you shouted at the topo, início of your lungs. The whole building started to fill with laughter everywhere. That will teach him..., you smirked evilly. Jiraiya just stared at you; he couldn’t believe what you had just said. Never in his life time has anyone said that to him. Minato was on the floor laughing his head off shouting “She got you good sensei!” If música was playing right now it would have been thriller música (Not MJ but the one in the chuveiro with the faca one) His face turned into an ugly frown and when Jiraiya is pissed, it’s scary. It’s like facing a fogo breathing dragon or should I say toad. You jumped up like a lightning bolt, you had to get away from this fogo breathing toad right know or things could turn ugly.”Oh no you don’t”, Jiraiya growled in a dark tone that its self could open the gates to hell. He quickly throw out his leg, only for you to fall on topo, início of Minato with your bleeding wrist hitting the ground hard with a *’Oof* sound and your lips crashing together. Both your eyes went wide and a marreco, drake blush crossed on your face. You jumped like a cat and quickly ran into the room the Hokage was in, only to be followed por the comments of “Awww how cute” and “ooo maybe you should get a room instead”. Jiraiya laughed in triumphed, yes he can be a very cruel man at times. Minato was still on the floor in a state of shock. You too was in shock because this was your first kiss, you slowly brushed you lips with your fingers. The kiss was like an electric shock and fireworks going off at the same time, it was soft and smooth to. “Hey Minato, you got Akuma’s first kiss”, howled Jiraiya while banging his hands on the floor. “I can’t believe he just said that”, you chocked out. You could hear Minato getting up and heading towards you. “Sensei you can be a jerk at times”, Minato replied annoyed, not even turning to face his sensei. Not that you kissed him but how Jiraiya made you run away. Come on think Akuma think.., *light bulb*, “Hokage sir help me”, you begged on one knee. His getting closer.., you put on big cachorro, filhote de cachorro eyes and started to fake a tear. The Hokage let out a sigh, “Close the doors, Minato go meet your new team ok”, he said. “Yes sir, but tell Akuma I’m not mad at her I know it was an accident”, Minato replied and with a poofing sound he was gone. Now’s my chance..., “Hokage sir, may I be excused quickly I’ll be right back”, you said in a sweet soft voice. He nodded, he knew what’s going to happen but the building could use some new paint anyway. (You: What do you mean? Me: You’ll see *evil laugh) “Jiraiya you Bit#h”, you roared as you slammed opened the doors and followed por tacking Jiraiya to the ground. “You cadela, puta you know how embarrassed I am” you said while punching the living dia lights out of him and shaking him. “I can never show my face again in front of him”, and with a finally kick Jiraiya went through the mural with a huge BANG! Everyone in the building had stopped what they were doing and just stared at you. You could hear “Go Akuma” and “She got strengths like the legendary sannin, Tsunade”, that brought a smile to your face. As you were about to turn and walk away a huge tong of a toad came flying towards you only to have grabbed your bleeding wrist, and then followed por another tong grabbing your free wrist. God these tongs’ are strong mother fu#ckers.., you thought with a grunt. Slowly you started to get pulled down the hall way, were the massive hole was. You could literally see smoke coming off your heels of your feet from you resiting. There was a large crowned surrounding you watching you’re every movement with amazement. Wouldn’t you watch if you saw a legendary sannin and an 18 ano old have a fight? You and Jiraiya only fight very rarely but when you do it’s a big one. “Come on Akuma pull”, you said with a louder grunt. I got it.., “Tatsu”, you shouted. Suddenly big heavy chains started to come out of your arm rapidly and tying themself tightly on the tong of the toad, “You ready Jiraiya”, you shouted above the cheers that were coming your way. “Bring it Akuma” he shouted getting ready for impact. You focused your charka on your arms and legs getting enough strength to lift two huge toads from below. And a balanço of your arms and strong stance, the two toads came flying through the hole with great speed, followed por a surprised looking Jiraiya. “Oh no”, you chocked. If you moved this building is going to have another hole in it and that means mais trouble with Hokage. You braced yourself for impact, your feet locked on the ground and your arms stretched out in front of you. *Wham* the toads had proofed away and Jiraiya had landed on you. “You know you’re getting a lot like Tsunade each day, with the strength and that”, Jiraiya spoke with a huff. “Move your fat a$s you toad”, you spat out ‘toad’. Then you and Jiraiya started to bicker away, not noticing the crowned you had. “Well at least I’m not a perv”, then followed by, “Looks how’s talking, I’ve seen you rea-”. He stopped when he saw the amount of blood that was on the ground and your shirt, there was a small puddle of it on the floor. “Akuma...Did I do that to you”, whispered Jiraiya with guilt behind his voice. Looks like there’s no use hiding my wrist now, “No Jiraiya Obito and I were training an-“, you were cut off por him. “Don’t lie to me Akuma”, he said in a stein voice that even surprised you. When you were about to reply, you heard someone clear there throat, both you and Jiraiya turned your heads at the same time to say the Hokage standing in front of you.

That’s all people! It’s late here so I’m going to bed. seguinte one will be out soon. Comment and tell me what you think and how I can approve thanks :)