Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sanduíche OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sanduíche yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with amendoim manteiga and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the amendoim manteiga sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the geléia, geleia sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow amendoim manteiga or geléia, geleia sanduíche into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of geléia, geleia at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of amendoim manteiga lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical amendoim manteiga and geléia, geleia sanduíche and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sanduíche out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sanduíche anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument por which the ingredients chose to make a sanduíche after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sanduíche “brother”
3. Place amendoim manteiga slice over geléia, geleia slice
4. Spread geléia, geleia on the other slice
5. Spread amendoim manteiga on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of amendoim manteiga and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sanduíche for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply amendoim butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, amendoim butter
Darlton
1. Make a amendoim manteiga and geléia, geleia sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say you had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A sanduíche OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sanduíche yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with amendoim manteiga and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the amendoim manteiga sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the geléia, geleia sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow amendoim manteiga or geléia, geleia sanduíche into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of geléia, geleia at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of amendoim manteiga lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical amendoim manteiga and geléia, geleia sanduíche and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a sanduíche out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the sanduíche anyway
3. Realize that you were the instrument por which the ingredients chose to make a sanduíche after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol or Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the sanduíche “brother”
3. Place amendoim manteiga slice over geléia, geleia slice
4. Spread geléia, geleia on the other slice
5. Spread amendoim manteiga on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of amendoim manteiga and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim you coerced them into making the sanduíche for you all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as you start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply amendoim butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, amendoim butter
Darlton
1. Make a amendoim manteiga and geléia, geleia sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say you had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
