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Once upon a time there was a scientist and a mermaid. The scientist, named Lüc, and the mermaid, named Yuyi. Yuyi in Human Language meant, "Gaga." They were both in amor with eachother. But since Gaga was a mermaid, she could never make amor or walk like another human. So Lüc decided he wanted to try to make Gaga into a human being so they can get married and be happy together for the rest of their lives.

Lüc had Gaga in his celeiro he owned on his farm with a cornfield. Gaga could not survive without water so Lüc filled up a silver tank of water and had Gaga lie in it. He had buckets of water...