Kurt: You and your friends threw pee balloons at me.
Finn: I know.
Kurt: You nailed my lawn furniture to my roof. ”
—Kurt and Finn, -Pilot
“ Did I miss the election for queen? Because I didn't vote for you.
”
—Kurt to Rachel, Pilot
“ Mercedes: This song is terrible.
Mr. Schuester: Okay, no, no. It's not the song, you guys just need to get into it.
Kurt: No, it's the song. It's really gay.
”
—Kurt, Mr. Schuester, and Mercedes, Showmance
“ Rachel: ...because we're gonna give them (students) what they want.
Kurt: Blood? ”
—Showmance
“ They're gonna throw frutas at us....
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