1. Kidnap Ciel
2. Kidnap Sebastian's favorito black cat
3. When you're with him, yell, "CLAUDE IS A BETTER BUTLER THAN YOU" randomly and repeatedly
4. List other reasons why Claude is better, such as, "CLAUDE'S CATCHPHRASE IS BETTER. CLAUDE SETS THE mesa, tabela mais EPICLY."
5. Hang stuffed gatos por their necks from rope in his room
6. Ask him if he's afraid of aranha webs
7. Set up aranha webs all throughout the house and watch him walk into them
8. Let a bunch of spiders loose in his room
9. Replace all the silverware he uses to fight with plastic ones
10. Replace his knives with spoons
11. Ask him where he got his nail polish, and then ask to borrow it
12. Play frisbee with Bard/Finny/Maylene inside
13. Let Pluto in the mansion and let him do his business. Everywhere
14. Lead fangirls to him
15. Shave his head when he's asleep
16. Tell him you think rosa, -de-rosa would suit him better than black
17. Dump all the chá leaves into the fonte and tell him you made tea
18. Tug/step on his coattails
19. Let cachorros into his room. The noisier and yappier, the better
20. soco Ciel in the face and tell him Sebastian told you to do it
21. Replace all his clothes with neon colored shorts and excessively tight tank tops and make him run around the whole mansion to get his clothes back
22. Yell, "SEBASTIAN, THIS IS AN ORDER. GIVE ME A PIGGYBACK RIDE."
23. Jump up and down on Ciel's cama after he makes it
24. Put a bunch of gatos in Ciel's room and blame it on Sebastian
25. Give Grell a note that says "I amor you" and sign it with Sebastian's name
26. Ask him if you can borrow his heels
27. When in his true form, yell at him to shave (yes, I know this was an animation error. Still funny)
28. Tell Elizabeth that he wants a makeover
29. Tell Elizabeth that Sebastian wants to put her in charge of decorating the mansion
30. Put a red meia in a load of white laundry and blame it on Sebastian
31. When he's with Ciel, yell, "TEACHER'S PET!"
32. Say his catchphrase over and over
33. Tie ribbons in his hair
34. Ask him what kind of shampoo he uses
35. Write "CLAUDE FAUSTUS PWNS ALL" on his bedroom walls
36. Scream and douse him with holy water whenever you see him
37. After #36, scream, "BEGONE, DEMON!"
38. Bark in his face
39. Act like a dog for a dia and follow him around
40. Put a dog treat in his pocket and send a bunch of cachorros after him
41. Put a colarinho, colar on him and give the leash to Ciel
42. Call him an old man
43. Jump on him whenever he tries to do something cool
44. Complain about his food
45. Call him an overachiever
46. Lock him and Grell in the same room for 6 hours
47. Tell Grell that Sebastian wants to kiss him
48. Tell Ciel about the gatos he keeps in his closet
49. Tell him his looks are indecent (Frances Middleford)
50. Dress up like Ash and chase him around yelling, "I'M GONNA CUT OFF THAT ARM AGAIN!"
2. Kidnap Sebastian's favorito black cat
3. When you're with him, yell, "CLAUDE IS A BETTER BUTLER THAN YOU" randomly and repeatedly
4. List other reasons why Claude is better, such as, "CLAUDE'S CATCHPHRASE IS BETTER. CLAUDE SETS THE mesa, tabela mais EPICLY."
5. Hang stuffed gatos por their necks from rope in his room
6. Ask him if he's afraid of aranha webs
7. Set up aranha webs all throughout the house and watch him walk into them
8. Let a bunch of spiders loose in his room
9. Replace all the silverware he uses to fight with plastic ones
10. Replace his knives with spoons
11. Ask him where he got his nail polish, and then ask to borrow it
12. Play frisbee with Bard/Finny/Maylene inside
13. Let Pluto in the mansion and let him do his business. Everywhere
14. Lead fangirls to him
15. Shave his head when he's asleep
16. Tell him you think rosa, -de-rosa would suit him better than black
17. Dump all the chá leaves into the fonte and tell him you made tea
18. Tug/step on his coattails
19. Let cachorros into his room. The noisier and yappier, the better
20. soco Ciel in the face and tell him Sebastian told you to do it
21. Replace all his clothes with neon colored shorts and excessively tight tank tops and make him run around the whole mansion to get his clothes back
22. Yell, "SEBASTIAN, THIS IS AN ORDER. GIVE ME A PIGGYBACK RIDE."
23. Jump up and down on Ciel's cama after he makes it
24. Put a bunch of gatos in Ciel's room and blame it on Sebastian
25. Give Grell a note that says "I amor you" and sign it with Sebastian's name
26. Ask him if you can borrow his heels
27. When in his true form, yell at him to shave (yes, I know this was an animation error. Still funny)
28. Tell Elizabeth that he wants a makeover
29. Tell Elizabeth that Sebastian wants to put her in charge of decorating the mansion
30. Put a red meia in a load of white laundry and blame it on Sebastian
31. When he's with Ciel, yell, "TEACHER'S PET!"
32. Say his catchphrase over and over
33. Tie ribbons in his hair
34. Ask him what kind of shampoo he uses
35. Write "CLAUDE FAUSTUS PWNS ALL" on his bedroom walls
36. Scream and douse him with holy water whenever you see him
37. After #36, scream, "BEGONE, DEMON!"
38. Bark in his face
39. Act like a dog for a dia and follow him around
40. Put a dog treat in his pocket and send a bunch of cachorros after him
41. Put a colarinho, colar on him and give the leash to Ciel
42. Call him an old man
43. Jump on him whenever he tries to do something cool
44. Complain about his food
45. Call him an overachiever
46. Lock him and Grell in the same room for 6 hours
47. Tell Grell that Sebastian wants to kiss him
48. Tell Ciel about the gatos he keeps in his closet
49. Tell him his looks are indecent (Frances Middleford)
50. Dress up like Ash and chase him around yelling, "I'M GONNA CUT OFF THAT ARM AGAIN!"
THE MOONLIGHT,WHICH EXPOSES SADNESS,COLDLY ILLUMINATED...DESPAIR AND THE FUTURE,THEY ARE FRIENDLY WITH EACH OTHER WITHIN THE DARKNESS.TURNING THE SECRET THAT YOU GAVE ME INTO A SIGN,I GO THROUGH THE SILENCE OF THE PALE NIGHT...
LACRIMOSA,ONCE MORE,I WANT TO amor THE GLARINGLY BRIGHT WORLD...THAT SHATTERED IN THE DISTANCE AND VANISHED.HIDE YOUR DREAM IN YOUR EYES,UNTIL TEARS COME FALLING ONTO YOUR SULLIED HEART...
THE PHANTOM CARRIAGE PARTS THE DARKNESS AND GOES TOWARDS WHERE THE LIGHT IS...THE TRAP KNOWN AS DREAMS,LURES US TOWARDS THE FLAMES.NO SHOUT OF ANY SORT WILL REACH THE MERCILESS GODS OF THE SKY...
WE'LL BE THE BLAZING FIREWOOD,AND SEEM TO BURN AWAY THE SKY SOMEDAY...
LACRIMOSA,I WANT TO FEARLESSLY amor THE BLOOD SOAKED WORLD THAT I WAS BORN IN.RATHER THAN BEING FORGIVEN...FORGIVE AND BELIEVE IN ME.COUNT THE NUMBER OF LACHRYMOSE DAYS,ON THE SULLIED EARTH...
LACRIMOSA,ONCE MORE,I WANT TO amor THE GLARINGLY BRIGHT WORLD...THAT SHATTERED IN THE DISTANCE AND VANISHED.HIDE YOUR DREAM IN YOUR EYES,UNTIL TEARS COME FALLING ONTO YOUR SULLIED HEART...
THE PHANTOM CARRIAGE PARTS THE DARKNESS AND GOES TOWARDS WHERE THE LIGHT IS...THE TRAP KNOWN AS DREAMS,LURES US TOWARDS THE FLAMES.NO SHOUT OF ANY SORT WILL REACH THE MERCILESS GODS OF THE SKY...
WE'LL BE THE BLAZING FIREWOOD,AND SEEM TO BURN AWAY THE SKY SOMEDAY...
LACRIMOSA,I WANT TO FEARLESSLY amor THE BLOOD SOAKED WORLD THAT I WAS BORN IN.RATHER THAN BEING FORGIVEN...FORGIVE AND BELIEVE IN ME.COUNT THE NUMBER OF LACHRYMOSE DAYS,ON THE SULLIED EARTH...
