Yugi: “Hey Joey? Earth to Joey! Hey! Are you in there? It's your turn!”
Tristan: “Awww, isn't he cute when he's thinking?”
Joey: “Hey Tristan! Yugi here is teaching me how to play Duel Monsters!”
Tristan: “Drooly Monsters?”
Joey: “Duel Monsters, ya nimrod!”
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Joey: “I'm telling ya, somebody's stalking us.” [starts running off]
Tristan: “Where are you going?”
Joey: “To stalk them!”
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Joey: “Gooooo Drumsticks!”
Mai: “Uh...guys? Joey named his chicken.”
Joey: “It's a niwatari, Mai.”
Mai: "Whatever."
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Yugi: “Look at this stuff! doces bars.”
Joey: “Dibs on the doces bars!”
Yugi: “Potato chips.”
Joey: “Dibs on the chips!”
Yugi: “Canned fruit.”
[silence]
Yugi: “Soda”
Joey: “Dibs on the soda!”
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[Yami plays a card face down under magical hats]
Joey [thinking]: "And I bet it's a trap card, but wait. Yugi knows me, and he knows I would think that, so maybe it's not a trap, maybe it's a monster card. But what if he knows that I would think that ... so it really is a trap? But what if he knows that I know the he kno ... ooohh, forget it, I'm just gonna attack.
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Kaiba: “Any duelist late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late.” [walks away]
Joey: [yells after Kaiba] “Hey! I know an insult when I hear one! Look at me when I'm yelling at ya'!”
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Tristan: "I brought along a nature survival guide!"
Joey: "Can we eat it?"
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Tristan: "Don't worry, we still have my Great Outdoor survival Guide!"
Joey: "G'head, Tristan, eat all the pages ya like."
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Bakura: "My Millennium Ring is pulling in this direction."
Joey: "Well tell it to pull slower!"
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Joey: "All right yous brothers Paradox, me and Yugi are gonna clean your clocks!"
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Tristan: [about Serenity] "Just tell me what hospital she's in, and I'll go see her alone. You'd just be a third wheel."
Joey: [twisting Tristan in an anatomically nearly impossible position] "I'll send you to the hospital!"
Tristan: "Ahhh!"
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Joey: "Goodbye foca, selo of Oriwhositz!"
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[after falling out of Duke's car]
Tristan: "Maybe we're safer on foot."
Joey: "Give me a piggyback, and you got a deal."
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Joey: "How dumb do you think I am?!"
Tristan: "You don't want me to answer that."
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Joey: "Let me guess, you're putting on another funky o espaço suit?"
Valon: "You're smarter than I thought."
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Joey: “Yug!” [noogies Yugi] "Man did I miss this spikey little head!"
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Tristan: "Are you sure that's Atlantis?"
Joey: "Hmm, big ancient city looking thing rising out of the ocean? Yeah, looks about right."
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Kaiba: "Don't you have someone else to annoy?"
Joey: "No, not at the moment."
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Joey: "It's Wheeler time, baby!"
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Joey: [sees the spirits of Bakura's monsters] "Don't let them get me!" [hides behind Tea]
Tea: "Hey! Do I look like a human shield to you?!"
Joey: "I'm not gonna lie to you, yes you do!"
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Joey: "That's Yugi Moto. He defeated Seto Kaiba. And I'm his best friend. [points to chá and Tristan] And these two are trespassers!"
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Joey: "I'm bad, you know it. I'm bad, I'll show it."
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Mai: Okay, give me all your estrela chips and I'll give you some food.
Joey: No way! Potato chips... I mean estrela chips are priceless!
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Tea: What a weird dream...
Joey: This is no dream, this is me goin' insane.
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Tristan: I just dreamed that Bakura went totally mental!
Joey: Same here. Last time I snooze with dueling cards under my pillow.
Bakura: Sleep well guys? [sweet face]
Joey & Tristan: BAKURAA!!! [they jump up startled and grab onto each other] Huh?
Tristan: Hands off!
Joey: You grabbed me!
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[Yugi, Joey, and Mokuba meet at the fountain]
Yugi: Did you find out anything, Joey?
[Joey limps over with a dog biting his leg]
Joey: Yeah, I found out that I hate virtual dogs!
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Solomon: All right, can you name the strongest duel monster?
Joey: No.
Solomon: Can you name the weakest?
Joey: Uhh, no.
Solomon: You do know what a trap card is, don't you?
Joey: Kinda... I have no idea.
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Guard: oi you, what are you doing? Get out of there! Only official contestants are allowed on board.
Joey: How do you know I'm not official?
Guard: Because official duelists aren't trying to sneak into the ship through the lower hatches.
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Joey: One potata, two potata, three potata, four, five potata, six potata, seven potata, more.
Kaiba: Just pick a door you geek.
Joey: Five potata, four potata, three potata, two, I, choose, YOU! *points at door* We have a winner!
*Marik walks in the door*
Joey: Hey! Hold it! I already called first dibs on that door!
Yami: Just pick the door that's closet to you, Joey.
Joey: But what about my potata song?
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Joey: AHHH! GET OUTTA MY HEAD!
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Joey: I'm gonna file this under the category of not good.
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Joey: Lets hit the high road folks! I'm sure there's someone else trying to take over the wold back home.
Tristan: The scary thing is he's probably right.
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Tristan: That was your last monster!
Joey: Your cheerleading skills need work.
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Joey: I'm on you like stink on an elephant!
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Joey: [talking about Yugi's duel with the Kaiba Corp dueling system] That naco, pedaço, hunk o' lixo computer'll be running início to it's motherboard when Yugi's through with it!
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Joey: [has just figured out that Madame borboleta is Mai in disguise] Ok, that's it. There's only one duelist that could be that annoying!
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Mai: You did it! [hugs Joey]
Joey: Get off me!
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Tristan: “Awww, isn't he cute when he's thinking?”
Joey: “Hey Tristan! Yugi here is teaching me how to play Duel Monsters!”
Tristan: “Drooly Monsters?”
Joey: “Duel Monsters, ya nimrod!”
------------------------------------------------
Joey: “I'm telling ya, somebody's stalking us.” [starts running off]
Tristan: “Where are you going?”
Joey: “To stalk them!”
------------------------------------------------
Joey: “Gooooo Drumsticks!”
Mai: “Uh...guys? Joey named his chicken.”
Joey: “It's a niwatari, Mai.”
Mai: "Whatever."
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Yugi: “Look at this stuff! doces bars.”
Joey: “Dibs on the doces bars!”
Yugi: “Potato chips.”
Joey: “Dibs on the chips!”
Yugi: “Canned fruit.”
[silence]
Yugi: “Soda”
Joey: “Dibs on the soda!”
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[Yami plays a card face down under magical hats]
Joey [thinking]: "And I bet it's a trap card, but wait. Yugi knows me, and he knows I would think that, so maybe it's not a trap, maybe it's a monster card. But what if he knows that I would think that ... so it really is a trap? But what if he knows that I know the he kno ... ooohh, forget it, I'm just gonna attack.
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Kaiba: “Any duelist late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late.” [walks away]
Joey: [yells after Kaiba] “Hey! I know an insult when I hear one! Look at me when I'm yelling at ya'!”
-----------------------------------------------
Tristan: "I brought along a nature survival guide!"
Joey: "Can we eat it?"
-----------------------------------------------
Tristan: "Don't worry, we still have my Great Outdoor survival Guide!"
Joey: "G'head, Tristan, eat all the pages ya like."
-----------------------------------------------
Bakura: "My Millennium Ring is pulling in this direction."
Joey: "Well tell it to pull slower!"
-----------------------------------------------
Joey: "All right yous brothers Paradox, me and Yugi are gonna clean your clocks!"
-----------------------------------------------
Tristan: [about Serenity] "Just tell me what hospital she's in, and I'll go see her alone. You'd just be a third wheel."
Joey: [twisting Tristan in an anatomically nearly impossible position] "I'll send you to the hospital!"
Tristan: "Ahhh!"
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Joey: "Goodbye foca, selo of Oriwhositz!"
-----------------------------------------------
[after falling out of Duke's car]
Tristan: "Maybe we're safer on foot."
Joey: "Give me a piggyback, and you got a deal."
----------------------------------------------
Joey: "How dumb do you think I am?!"
Tristan: "You don't want me to answer that."
----------------------------------------------
Joey: "Let me guess, you're putting on another funky o espaço suit?"
Valon: "You're smarter than I thought."
----------------------------------------------
Joey: “Yug!” [noogies Yugi] "Man did I miss this spikey little head!"
---------------------------------------------
Tristan: "Are you sure that's Atlantis?"
Joey: "Hmm, big ancient city looking thing rising out of the ocean? Yeah, looks about right."
---------------------------------------------
Kaiba: "Don't you have someone else to annoy?"
Joey: "No, not at the moment."
---------------------------------------------
Joey: "It's Wheeler time, baby!"
---------------------------------------------
Joey: [sees the spirits of Bakura's monsters] "Don't let them get me!" [hides behind Tea]
Tea: "Hey! Do I look like a human shield to you?!"
Joey: "I'm not gonna lie to you, yes you do!"
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Joey: "That's Yugi Moto. He defeated Seto Kaiba. And I'm his best friend. [points to chá and Tristan] And these two are trespassers!"
----------------------------------------------
Joey: "I'm bad, you know it. I'm bad, I'll show it."
----------------------------------------------
Mai: Okay, give me all your estrela chips and I'll give you some food.
Joey: No way! Potato chips... I mean estrela chips are priceless!
----------------------------------------------
Tea: What a weird dream...
Joey: This is no dream, this is me goin' insane.
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Tristan: I just dreamed that Bakura went totally mental!
Joey: Same here. Last time I snooze with dueling cards under my pillow.
Bakura: Sleep well guys? [sweet face]
Joey & Tristan: BAKURAA!!! [they jump up startled and grab onto each other] Huh?
Tristan: Hands off!
Joey: You grabbed me!
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[Yugi, Joey, and Mokuba meet at the fountain]
Yugi: Did you find out anything, Joey?
[Joey limps over with a dog biting his leg]
Joey: Yeah, I found out that I hate virtual dogs!
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Solomon: All right, can you name the strongest duel monster?
Joey: No.
Solomon: Can you name the weakest?
Joey: Uhh, no.
Solomon: You do know what a trap card is, don't you?
Joey: Kinda... I have no idea.
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Guard: oi you, what are you doing? Get out of there! Only official contestants are allowed on board.
Joey: How do you know I'm not official?
Guard: Because official duelists aren't trying to sneak into the ship through the lower hatches.
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Joey: One potata, two potata, three potata, four, five potata, six potata, seven potata, more.
Kaiba: Just pick a door you geek.
Joey: Five potata, four potata, three potata, two, I, choose, YOU! *points at door* We have a winner!
*Marik walks in the door*
Joey: Hey! Hold it! I already called first dibs on that door!
Yami: Just pick the door that's closet to you, Joey.
Joey: But what about my potata song?
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Joey: AHHH! GET OUTTA MY HEAD!
----------------------------------------------
Joey: I'm gonna file this under the category of not good.
----------------------------------------------
Joey: Lets hit the high road folks! I'm sure there's someone else trying to take over the wold back home.
Tristan: The scary thing is he's probably right.
----------------------------------------------
Tristan: That was your last monster!
Joey: Your cheerleading skills need work.
----------------------------------------------
Joey: I'm on you like stink on an elephant!
----------------------------------------------
Joey: [talking about Yugi's duel with the Kaiba Corp dueling system] That naco, pedaço, hunk o' lixo computer'll be running início to it's motherboard when Yugi's through with it!
----------------------------------------------
Joey: [has just figured out that Madame borboleta is Mai in disguise] Ok, that's it. There's only one duelist that could be that annoying!
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Mai: You did it! [hugs Joey]
Joey: Get off me!
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