Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.


Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!



Joey: oi check it out. Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend. Rachel: O mi god. That's our friend. It's naked Ross.

Chandler: oi Rachel did you mind when Ross flirted with other people when you were together Rachel: No, no i minded when he slept with other people

Monica Im quitting, I just helped an 81 ano old women put on a correia, fio dental and she didnt even buy it!


Rachel: You don't want to try things too fast. You know what happened to the girl who tried things too fast? Jill Green: No. What? Rachel: Well... she died.

(to Ross, and shes pregnet) You. Like you havnt done enough.

Oh my god Moinica and Chandler? Monica and Chandler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh yeah remeber in high school when i diedand didnt give you my baby?


Make amor to you? what are you a girl?


Joey... Why is there a book in the freezer?


You know what I figure, If I can do laundry, there's nothing I can't do.


But do you think that maybe, on some level, you don't want to take off my bra?


If she wanted to be mais like me, why couldn't she just copy my hairstyle or something?



Monica, will you please tell Joey that he's a pig?


He's got the most beautiful name. I never realized. Joshua. Josh - Ua. Joshua.


Why can't I become a waitress? I amor serving comida (to myself).


Rachel: It's sick! Monica: Why is it sick? Rachel: Because it's Richard's son. It's like inviting a Greek tragedy over for dinner.



I was like, What can I do to be productive and make a difference for others? And City ano was just an amazing option.