*This is suppose to be a story that Rift is telling to a five ano old Kat and Susie as a bedtime story*


Part 1: Will you?
Snake: Are you sure you want to do this Rift?
Rift: Yes, I amor Fluttershy very much and I want to be with her. *Walks into Animal Clinic that Fluttershy works at*
Frontdesk pony: May I help you?
Rift: I'm looking for Fluttershy, is she free right now?
Frontdesk pony: Oh you must be her boyfriend, I'll let her know you are here. *calls Fluttershy over P.A. system* Dr. Fluttershy to front desk, front escrivaninha, mesa to Dr. Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *gasp* Rift!!!!!! 
Rift: oi there Fluttershy...

Chapter 1: I'm sorry Applejack
Snake: Mornin' Applejack.
Fiddlestick: Actually I'm Fiddestick.
Snake: What the? Oh dear...
Applejack: Sugar cube I *gasp* 
Stacy: What is it mommy?
Applejack: Stacy go to your room for a bit I need to talk to yer father. 
Snake: Uh, hi honey.
Applejack: Why of all the... Um, Fiddlestick could you leave please?
Fiddlestick: Sure.
Snake: aguardente de maçã honey, I...
Applejack: *crying* HOW COULD YOU DO THIS SNAKE!?!?!?!?!?
Snake: aguardente de maçã I--
Applejack: SO OUR MARRIAGE MEANS NOTHING TO YOU?!?!?!? DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THE VERY WORDS YOU SAID 'I DO' TO!?!?!?!? OR THAT I'M THE ONLY...

Chapter 1: An unexpected visit
Morning...*
Rift: Mornin' Fluttershy. *nuzzles Fluttershy's neck*
Fluttershy: Morning R-- *someone knocks on door* Uh, where you expecting somepony?
Rift: *confused* Uh, no let me go see who it is.
Rift: *opens door* Hello?
Sheila: Rift!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs Rift*
Rift: Oh oi Sheila.
Fluttershy: Who is it Rift?
Kat/Susie/Dewdrop: Who is it?
Rift: Uh Fluttershy, girls, this is my sister Sheila.
Sheila: Oh, your daughters are so cute.
Kat: Hi Auntie Sheila I'm Kat.
Sheila: Plesed to meet you.
Susie: Hi, I'm Susie.
Sheila: Hello Susie.
Dewdrop: I'm.... I'm Dewdrop.
Sheila: Hello there...

Me: oi everyone this song is for....
Adam: Our very much hated...
Alec: Ex-Girlfriends!
*using the beat of The All-Ameican Rejects gives you hell*
We wake up every evening
With big smiles on our face
And they never feel out of place
And you're still probably working
At a 9-5 pace I wonder how bad that taste
When you see our faces hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk our way hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
*Adam plays four of his violão, guitarra strings*
And where's your picket fence love?
And where's that shinny car, did it ever get you far?
You've never seen so dence...

(using the beat to Green Day's American Idiot)
Evening every body hope this song brings you joy.
Don't want to be a Terroist idiot!
Don't want a nation under the new terror
And can you hear the sounds of alkida?
The subliminal mind fuck the Terroist! (Shows the Irish flip off
/)
Welcom to that new kind of tension
All across the third world nation,
Where every thing is ment to be OK!
Weapons dream of tomorrow,
there not the ones ment to follow
For that's enough to kill them!
Well maby I'm the American, Terroisit!
I'm not part of your terror agenda!
Now every one do the Bin-Ladin,
And sing along...

*using the beat of The All-Ameican Rejects gives you hell*
We wake up every evening
With big smiles on our faces
And they never feel out of place
And you're still probably working
At a 9-5 pace I wonder how bad that taste
When you see our faces hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
When you walk our way hope it gives you hell
Hope it gives you hell
*Adam plays four of his violão, guitarra strings*
And where's your picket fence love?
And where's that shinny car, did it ever get you far?
You've never seen so dence love!!!
I've never seen you fall so hard do ya know where you are?
Truth be told we miss you,...

Hello New York, we've dedicated this song to the 9/11 attakes.
(using the best of Green Day's Wake me up when September ends)
*Adam plays his guitar*
Summer has come and passed
The innocent had never last
Wake them up when this all ends
Like their fathers come and pass
Eleven years have gone so fast
Wake them up when this all ends
Here comes the flag again waving from it's pole
Drenched in our pain again becomeing who we are
As our memories rests
They never forget what we lost
Wake them up when this all ends
*Me and Alec cadastrar-se in with Adam*
Summer has come and passed
The innocent had never last
Wake them up...

( using th beat of green day's Holiday)
Say hey,
Cheeea
I don't want this place to go to he**
Don't want to live right over there with them
But oi we might as well learn to deal with it.
Can you here the roman calvery chior
He** ya
Those guys just leave them be
And let the go and rot in he**
Why must you take shite from that other guy
Well oi don't listen to all those other guys,
I amor this ppppppppllllllllaaaaacccccceeeee
Hear the armas running out of lead
And the guys fall right back in line
Devine the moneys on the U.S.A
Can I get another amen?
AMEN!
There is a flag rapped around the coffin now
HEY!
And...