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Kota: Rift, you have been deemed as a Jedi outcast for forming an attachment with Twilight Sparkle. You are to be exiled to your início planet Naboo and watched all dia every dia to ensure you don't go on a rampage.
Guard: *puts magnetic binders on Rift's wrists* Sorry sir. We have to escort you to the land speeder.
Twilight: I'm sorry Rift. I had to tell someone about us.
Rift: It's fine you had to tell and you told some one you trusted.
*in the ship*
Pilot: Damn road block.
Rift: *looking out window* 
Pilot: What is that...
*another speeder crashes into the one Rift is riding in and blows up*
Rift:...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Chapter 1: Normal morning
At five in the morning*
Rift:Zzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Shining Armor: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Radio: Good morning Equestria, this is your favorito announcer pony, today the forecast is-
Rift: *smakes snooze button with hoof*
Shining Armor: Ok.... Rise and shine every pónei, pônei *gets out of Bunk*Rift get up.
Rift: I'm not getting up till it's six.
Shining Armor: *Pushes Rift out of Rift's bunk*
Rift: Fine, I'm up.
In mess hall...*
Shining Armor: You know one thing I've noticed?
Rift: That this coffe tastes like mud and caffeine?
Shining Armor: Well that.... And how princess Luna is always down here....
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Narrator: In the coração in Ponyville where two amor birds dwell, they've been in amor for nearly their whole child hood. But are they ready for the biggest challenge yet? Their marriage.
Rift: I was getting married. So what?
Narrator: You have no idea.
Rift: No idea about what?
Narrator: You'll soon find out as you remember the craziest night of you're life.
Rift: My first time sleeping with Fluttershy?
Narrator: Just listen to my words. He will experience danger.
Rift: *running* Why'd you bring me to see the cockatrice again?
Two-Bit: *running seguinte to Rift* I thought you could try and beat it with...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Chapter 1: Hated in Ponyville 
*some one knocks on the door*
Rift: Ehhhhhh!? Fluttershy somepony's at the door.
Fluttershy: Well you awnser it. I did it last time.
Rift: Ok...
Rift:*opens door*
Derpy: Here's your mail Rift.
Rift: Ahhh, thanks Derpy. Here's a queque, muffin for you, uh see you tomarrow.
Derpy: Bye.
Rift: lixo mail, lixo mail, jun-- wait, from Captian Shinning Armor? *reads letter* 
Sgt. Rift,
The changlings have returned and seeing as how you've dealt with them before I wish to recruit you in to the Canterlot Royal Guard. See you on the field.
Sincerely,
Capt. Shinning Armor.
Dewdrop: What's wrong...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Chapter 1: I thought....
Rift: *thinking to himself* Today's the dia my parents died. Extinguished por a bomb.
*somepony knocks on the door*
Rift: *opens door* Hel-
Jack: oi look at you buddy.
Hillary: Hi sweetie.
Rift: Oh my- Am I dreaming?
Jack: No, this is real.
Rift: *hugs Hillary and Jack* I thought you two where dead. *tear rolls down cheek*
Jack: We weren't. Are you gonna introduce us to the family?
Rift: One segundo they're still asleep. I'll go wake them. Honey, Kat, Susie, Dewdrop, Calvin, Abraham, Grant! You gotta see this!!
Later..*
Rift: Mom, dad; this is my family. This is our oldest, Kat....
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*using the beat of The Offspring's Trust in you*
*instrumental*
I am the one, your help I’ve offered
Your offering hand just set off the love
I am the shield that keeps you all safe
I gave up tomorrow for you today
Too proud for hate
Too shy for love
I’d look in your eyes
And catch that small sparkle
But I’m willing to do anything for you
And show I am strong enough to
Love in you
To amor you
To amor you
It's alright
Me: Quo modo 
April: Showdown to light
Me: Quo modo 
April: Turn hate into love
Me: Quo modo 
April: Let me in
Pull me up
Cause I amor you
*instrumental*
I am the one loves only you
The coração in...
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(using the beat to Green Day's 21st Century Breakedown)
*Adams violão, guitarra solo*
*Alec come's in with his drums*
*my violão, guitarra goins with Adam and Alec*
Borne into the union
I raised in war
A well found solider where the confederacy dwelled
The first one in and the last one to come out
Their início town was blind to them
Their generation was zero
I never made it as a winning class's hero
18th Century Breakdown
They where once lost but where never found
I think we're losing what's left of our minds
To the 17th century deadline
*small violão, guitarra solo*
I was born of red, white, and blue
Liberty is what I understood
Muskets to...
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(Using the beat to green day's 21 guns)
*adam's violão, guitarra solo*
Did they know what they where fighting for?
When he was just on the edge
Did his death take your breath away
And they tried to go on without him
Did he go fast of die slow
And you can't just keep going on
Did he brake your hearts inside
They're in ruins
Sam. . . Sam and Belle Starr
Get out your arms
Fight till you're out
Sam. . . Sam and Belle Starr
Pull out your arms
And give it all you got
You and her
When you're at the end of the line
And you've lost all sence of life
And you mind has takin' it's toll
Then death broke the spirit of your soles
Your...
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Part 1: Fluttershy's pregnancy
Fluttershy: I hope he comes back. I want him to see you. *looks a belly and rests hoof on it*
Rarity: You know you shouldn't have married him Fluttershy. He leaves you like this.
Fluttershy: He's a good husband Rarity. Sure he left for the war but he probably didn't know I was pregnant till yesterday.
Rarity: Still a good husband would never leave his wife.
Derpy: Miss Fluttershy I have a letter for you from your husband.
Fluttershy: *opens the door* Thank you Derpy.
Derpy: No problem.
Fluttershy: *opens letter and reads it*
'Dear Fluttershy,
I've gotten your letter, and...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Chapter 1: A revisit
Rift: *listening to Can't get my head around you por the offspring and reading*
Marcus: *knocks on door*
Rift: *turns off radio and opens door* Oh hi Marcus.
Marcus: Hello Rift.
Rift: What brings you here?
Marcus: I wanted to see Fluttershy.
Rift: I'll go wake her up.
Fluttershy: *muttering in sleep*
Rift: Fluttershy wake up. *pushes Fluttershy's wing with his muzzle*
Fluttershy: *wakes up* Oh, morning big boy. *stretches and spreads her wings out as she stretches* What is it?
Marcus: You decent Fillyshy?
Fluttershy: Oh, daddy I don't have my robe, veste, roupão on.
Marcus: Sorry.
Rift: I'll look away....
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(using the beat of Green Day's bulivard of broken dreams)
We walk this lonely town
The only one that we have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's início to us and we walk alone
We walk this empty street
Down the road of broken hearts
When the country sleeps
And we're the only ones that walk alone
We walk alone , we walk alone
We walk alone we walk a. . .
Their shadows cast the only one beside me
My shadow has never been with me til' now
Sometime that wish has got to go back in your brain
That's til' you walk alone
Awwwa, awwwwa, awwwwa, awwa
Awwwwa, awwwwa, awwa.
We're walking down the way
That divides...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Chapter 1: Father's visit
Rift: *sitting in chair reading*
Fluttershy: oi Rift, may I talk to you for a second?
Rift: Sure, what is it?
Fluttershy: Um, is it alright if my father comes for a visit.
Rift: Uh, yeah sure.
Fluttershy: Is there something wrong?
Rift: Uh, no it's just..... I think your father hates me.
Fluttershy: Oh, come on Rift, he doesn't hate you.
Rift: Fluttershy, he tried to bribe me to break up with you when we where dating.
Fluttershy: I know, but you didn't did you?
Rift: No, but that's not the point, he clearly doesn't like you being with me.
Fluttershy: What about at the wedding?...
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added by _Lexii23_
Source: Me
added by ricoiswsome
Source: Me
*This is just a small spin off and will not be part of the Rift and Fluttershy series and is something me and Adam are working on*
Chapter 1: Proposal
Kat: *in the library* 
Donatello: *walks up behind Kat* oi kitten.
Kat: Hi Donte. *kisses Donatello*
Donatello: I have something I want to ask you.
Kat: What is it?
Donatello: Kathrine Juliet Jones, I've loved you for quiet sometime now, and seeing as how you're my very special somepony I want to amor you a little bit more. Will you marry me?
Kat: *starts crying* Yes, I will marry you!! *kisses Donatello*
Later...*
Logan: You what!?
Jesse: Did not see...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Chapter 1: Calvin
Rift: Hey, Fluttershy. Wake up.
Fluttershy:Zzzzzzzzzzzzz......
Rift: Fluttershy wake up.
Fluttershy:*sigh* Morning Rift. Ohhh.
Rift: Fluttershy are you ok?
Fluttershy: My stomach hurts a little.
Rift: Fluttershy, your belly looks a little bigger than nor...
Fluttershy: What is it Rift?
Rift: Fluttershy, your pregnant!!
Fluttershy: Now that you mention it I am feeling something mover around in my tummy.
Rift: This is gerat Fluttershy!
*eleven months later*
Nurse Redheart: It's a boy.
Fluttershy: Rift, he looks exactly like you.
Rift: Yeah, he does.
At the cottage*
Kat: Oh, can I see our babby...
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*This is following Rift and Lexii on a Sparwl, and neither one of them remembers the other*
Chapter 1
Counsouler pony: Rift, Rift!!! You where drifting away there Mr. Jones. You where telling us about your friend. What was her name?
Rift: I can"t remember.
Counselor pony: What happened on the Eudora? You where part of the engineering team heading there. That you volunteered for. I'm I right? What did you find on that ship Rift?
Rift: A marker.
Counselor pony: Did you come in contact with this marker?Rif? Rift!!?!?!
Katie's Demtia form: Rift...... MAKE US WHOLE!!!!
Alenko: Rift, Rift. Can you hear me?...
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posted by ricoiswsome
Chapter 1: Grandma visits
Rift: Hey, Fluttershy! Can you come here?
Fluttershy: Yes Rift?
Rift: Is it ok if my grandma comes to see the girls? 
Fluttershy: Uhh, sure. Wait how old is she?
Rift: Two hundred sixty-two.
Fluttershy: Wow.
Rift: Yeah, I'm suprised she's lived this long.
Five weeks later...*
Rift: Kat, Susie, Dewdrop!!! Come here girls.
Kat: Yes dad?
Susie: What is it?
Dewdrop: Yes?
Rift: I want you to meet your great grandmother Linda.
Linda: Aww honey they look like you.
Kat: Hi granny Linda, I'm Kat the oldest. por two hours.
Susie: And I'm her twin Susie.
Linda: And who's this little cutie?
Dewdrop:...
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added by ricoiswsome
Source: Me
*using the beat of green day's paradice*
Dear seargent
Can you hear me whining?
It's been 3 whole weeks
Since I have left my own home
This sudden fear has left me trembling
'cause now it seems that I am out here on my own
& I'm feelin so alone


Pay attention to the cracked walls & the broken souls
I call it slums, they call it nice
They wanna take you through a wasteland they like to call their início
Welcome to Mars Hell

A gunshot rings out at the station
Another marine snaps & left dead on his own
It makes me wonder why I'm still here
For some strange reason it's now feelin like it's...
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