I know we've had some shipping wars going on, but since it's Christmas, I'd decided to take this time to put shipping wars aside and list my favorito scenes of each ship and show you guys why I think your ship is awesome, or to maybe remind you of why your ship is awesome in case you lost faith along the way. I tried to get as many ships in as possible, but there haven't been scenes between each member of every ship. The ships will be listed in alphabetical order.
Chameron:
Chase: Hi.
Cameron: Its Tuesday.
Chase: Uhh... no, it’s Monday.
Cameron: I know, it's just... I didn't feel like waiting.
(Human Error: Ep 3x24
Foreteen:
Thirteen: I heard Janice was back in the trial.
Foreman: That's my natal present to you.
Thriteen: I was wrong. You're not House.
Foreman: Yeah, well, that's my natal present to myself.
(Joy to the World: Ep 5x11)
Hacey:
Stacy: Our relationship is like an addiction. It's... like...
House: Really good drugs?
Stacy: No, it's like... vindaloo curry.
House: Ok, sure...
Stacy: Really really hot Indian curry, caril they make with red chilli peppers.
House: I know what it is! Didn't think it was addictive.
Stacy: You're abrasive and annoying and come on way too strong, like... vindaloo curry. When you're crazy about curry, that's fine but no matter how much you amor curry, you have too much of it, it takes the roof of your mouth off. And then you never want to see curry, caril for a really really long time but you wake up one dia and you think... god I really miss curry.
(Failure to Communicate: Ep. 2x10)
Hameron:
House: I didn't rato her out.
Cameron: You, lied?
House: Suppose I should tell her that before she keys my car?
Cameron: Why lie?
House: Had to stop some leaky faucets.
Cameron: What did it matter?
House: It was no one's business.
Cameron: Right.
House: She's going to be the safest astronaut up there. Certainly mais vigilant than the guy seguinte to her who's got no clue about the aneurysm in his head ready to pop.
Cameron: Right. [Smiles and starts to walk away.]
House: You got a better reason?
Cameron: You couldn't kill her dream.
(The Right Stuff: Ep 4x02)
Hilson:
House: Wilson, get out.
Wilson: No
House: You've lied to the cops enough for me. Maybe I don't wanna push this 'til it breaks.
(Son of a Coma Guy: Ep 3x07)
Huddy:
House: Cuddy…you see the world as it is and you see the world as it could be. What you don’t see is what everybody else sees. The giant, gaping chasm in between
Cuddy: House, I'm not naive. I realize...
House: If you did, you would have never hired me.
(Humpty Dumpty: Ep 2x03)
Thouse:
Thirteen: I keep replaying it in my mind. Did I drop the pills when I put them on the cama tray? Did I knock them over when I turned to leave?
House: You know he'd be alive. His dog'd be alive.
Thirteen: I know.
House: You forced us to act on a false assumption.
Thirteen: I know.
House: Everything we built from that step on. Every test. Every theory. Every treatment.
Thirteen: I know! Forget the lecture and fogo me already!
House: If I was going to fogo you, I wouldn't be giving you the lecture. I know you're not going to let anything like this ever happen again. I'll see you tomorrow.
(97 Seconds: Ep 4x03)
Thutner:
Kutner: I know this is different, but it's really not. Everyone dies.
Thirteen: She's not dead.
Kutner: You're reacting this way because she might be soon.
Thirteen: Yeah, I am, why aren't you?
Kutner: I'm an Indian guy named Kutner. You ever wondered what happened to my parents?
Thirteen: I'm sorry, I didn't...
Kutner: I was six years old. I used to like helping out at my parents' store after school. Guy walks in to rob the place ends up shooting them both. Wasn't fair. Took me years, but I had to accept that's just the way it was. So are you going to help me fill up her lungs or what?
(Wilson's Heart: Ep. 4x16)
Wameron:
Wilson: Bittersweet thing about being head of the oncology department, I get CC’ed on all the biopsy results.
Cameron: Yeah, I know. She's terminal.
Wilson: Yeah. So I take it you were in there informing her?
Cameron: Well, I… I hadn’t exactly gotten around to that, but I was just –
Wilson: Doing what? Making friends?
Cameron: Cindy’s divorced. She doesn’t have any kids, no siblings, both her parents are gone –
Wilson: It’s not your job to be her friend. Do you understand? And it’s not worth it. She feels better her few final days, and you’re not the same, maybe for years.
Cameron: You don’t think it’s worth it.
Wilson: I know it’s not worth it.
Cameron: My husband w – I met him just after he was diagnosed with terminalbrain cancer. If I hadn’t married him, he was alone. When a good person dies, there should be an impact on the world.Somebody should notice. Somebody should be upset.
(Acceptance: Ep. 2x01)
Wilber:
Amber: You bought the firm mattress.
Wilson: I thought that's the one you wanted.
Amber: It was. Why would you do that?
WIlson: because... Is this a trick question?
Amber: I left it up to you. You were supposed to get the one you wanted.
Wilson: I got the one you wanted because I amor you.
Amber: No, you did it because that's what you do. With all your ex-wives you did whatever they wanted because it was easier and you ended up resenting them. Don't you dare do that to me.
Wilson: What? Take care of you?
Amber: Have you met me? I can take care of me. I need you to take care of you.
(Living the Dream: Ep. 4x14)
Wuddy:
Wilson: Find anything yet?
Cuddy: No, just some baby formula being stored under a sink with a dripping faucet.
Wilson: Tap water contamination. You thinking pseudomonas infection?
Cuddy: I was. I wasted a couple of hours chasing it down, but of course the formula hasn’t been anywhere near the babies.
Wilson: Huh.
Cuddy: Whatever idiot stored them there –
Wilson: All right, we’ll figure it out! Just… just calm down.
Cuddy: I am calm. [She walks over to Med Student with Tie, and cuts his tie.]
Med Student: Aw, could –
Cuddy: I warned you. [to Wilson] I did that calmly.
(Maternity: Ep. 1x04)
Chameron:
Chase: Hi.
Cameron: Its Tuesday.
Chase: Uhh... no, it’s Monday.
Cameron: I know, it's just... I didn't feel like waiting.
(Human Error: Ep 3x24
Foreteen:
Thirteen: I heard Janice was back in the trial.
Foreman: That's my natal present to you.
Thriteen: I was wrong. You're not House.
Foreman: Yeah, well, that's my natal present to myself.
(Joy to the World: Ep 5x11)
Hacey:
Stacy: Our relationship is like an addiction. It's... like...
House: Really good drugs?
Stacy: No, it's like... vindaloo curry.
House: Ok, sure...
Stacy: Really really hot Indian curry, caril they make with red chilli peppers.
House: I know what it is! Didn't think it was addictive.
Stacy: You're abrasive and annoying and come on way too strong, like... vindaloo curry. When you're crazy about curry, that's fine but no matter how much you amor curry, you have too much of it, it takes the roof of your mouth off. And then you never want to see curry, caril for a really really long time but you wake up one dia and you think... god I really miss curry.
(Failure to Communicate: Ep. 2x10)
Hameron:
House: I didn't rato her out.
Cameron: You, lied?
House: Suppose I should tell her that before she keys my car?
Cameron: Why lie?
House: Had to stop some leaky faucets.
Cameron: What did it matter?
House: It was no one's business.
Cameron: Right.
House: She's going to be the safest astronaut up there. Certainly mais vigilant than the guy seguinte to her who's got no clue about the aneurysm in his head ready to pop.
Cameron: Right. [Smiles and starts to walk away.]
House: You got a better reason?
Cameron: You couldn't kill her dream.
(The Right Stuff: Ep 4x02)
Hilson:
House: Wilson, get out.
Wilson: No
House: You've lied to the cops enough for me. Maybe I don't wanna push this 'til it breaks.
(Son of a Coma Guy: Ep 3x07)
Huddy:
House: Cuddy…you see the world as it is and you see the world as it could be. What you don’t see is what everybody else sees. The giant, gaping chasm in between
Cuddy: House, I'm not naive. I realize...
House: If you did, you would have never hired me.
(Humpty Dumpty: Ep 2x03)
Thouse:
Thirteen: I keep replaying it in my mind. Did I drop the pills when I put them on the cama tray? Did I knock them over when I turned to leave?
House: You know he'd be alive. His dog'd be alive.
Thirteen: I know.
House: You forced us to act on a false assumption.
Thirteen: I know.
House: Everything we built from that step on. Every test. Every theory. Every treatment.
Thirteen: I know! Forget the lecture and fogo me already!
House: If I was going to fogo you, I wouldn't be giving you the lecture. I know you're not going to let anything like this ever happen again. I'll see you tomorrow.
(97 Seconds: Ep 4x03)
Thutner:
Kutner: I know this is different, but it's really not. Everyone dies.
Thirteen: She's not dead.
Kutner: You're reacting this way because she might be soon.
Thirteen: Yeah, I am, why aren't you?
Kutner: I'm an Indian guy named Kutner. You ever wondered what happened to my parents?
Thirteen: I'm sorry, I didn't...
Kutner: I was six years old. I used to like helping out at my parents' store after school. Guy walks in to rob the place ends up shooting them both. Wasn't fair. Took me years, but I had to accept that's just the way it was. So are you going to help me fill up her lungs or what?
(Wilson's Heart: Ep. 4x16)
Wameron:
Wilson: Bittersweet thing about being head of the oncology department, I get CC’ed on all the biopsy results.
Cameron: Yeah, I know. She's terminal.
Wilson: Yeah. So I take it you were in there informing her?
Cameron: Well, I… I hadn’t exactly gotten around to that, but I was just –
Wilson: Doing what? Making friends?
Cameron: Cindy’s divorced. She doesn’t have any kids, no siblings, both her parents are gone –
Wilson: It’s not your job to be her friend. Do you understand? And it’s not worth it. She feels better her few final days, and you’re not the same, maybe for years.
Cameron: You don’t think it’s worth it.
Wilson: I know it’s not worth it.
Cameron: My husband w – I met him just after he was diagnosed with terminalbrain cancer. If I hadn’t married him, he was alone. When a good person dies, there should be an impact on the world.Somebody should notice. Somebody should be upset.
(Acceptance: Ep. 2x01)
Wilber:
Amber: You bought the firm mattress.
Wilson: I thought that's the one you wanted.
Amber: It was. Why would you do that?
WIlson: because... Is this a trick question?
Amber: I left it up to you. You were supposed to get the one you wanted.
Wilson: I got the one you wanted because I amor you.
Amber: No, you did it because that's what you do. With all your ex-wives you did whatever they wanted because it was easier and you ended up resenting them. Don't you dare do that to me.
Wilson: What? Take care of you?
Amber: Have you met me? I can take care of me. I need you to take care of you.
(Living the Dream: Ep. 4x14)
Wuddy:
Wilson: Find anything yet?
Cuddy: No, just some baby formula being stored under a sink with a dripping faucet.
Wilson: Tap water contamination. You thinking pseudomonas infection?
Cuddy: I was. I wasted a couple of hours chasing it down, but of course the formula hasn’t been anywhere near the babies.
Wilson: Huh.
Cuddy: Whatever idiot stored them there –
Wilson: All right, we’ll figure it out! Just… just calm down.
Cuddy: I am calm. [She walks over to Med Student with Tie, and cuts his tie.]
Med Student: Aw, could –
Cuddy: I warned you. [to Wilson] I did that calmly.
(Maternity: Ep. 1x04)