"This is one of the most boring weddings ever"!
"Shut up,Carl!They might hear you.
(The couple,a robusto, forte, cerveja preta man and a blonde woman walk towards the groom and bride)
BRIDE:Wendie,Carl,I thought you weren't gonna make it.
WENDIE:Fortunately,I convinced the partners to give him some time-off.
CARL:Fortunately.
(Wendie squeezes his hand hard enough to cause pain)
GROOM:So,Carl,where are you planning to stay after the reception?
CARL:We're planning to visit Wendy's...
(he grabs his stomach)
BRIDE:Are you allright?
CARL:Fine,I just...
(throws up blood on the bride and collapses.People start screaming)
WENDIE:Call an ambulance
(she kneels towards Carl,he looks into his wife's eyes and says):
It wasn't that boring after all
(he faints)
OPEN CREDITS
TAUB:Male,35 years old,complained about respiratory problems,headaches and sore throat...
HOUSE:You forgot the most important one.
T:I wasn't finished!
H:Puking tons of blood all over the guests and peramedics.Wish I was there!
(Foreman looks at House through narrow eyes and grabs the marker)
"Who said you could touch it?
(hits Foreman's hand with his cane)
F:Ouch!That hurt!
H:Only I touch the magic marker.You'll contaminate it,slave boy.
(points his cane towards Taub)
"You're Jewish,don't want any Nazi storming in here with a rifle"
(points towards Thirteen)
"You're not sure what you really want"
(points towards Kutner,hesitates)
"Don't wanna cause religious segregation in here(points towards Taub again)
K:I'm not Hindu.
H:Whatever.Run a blood panel,cultures and a biopsy.
F:Are you nuts?He's sprouting blood and you want..
H:This behaviour cost you the marker priviledges 3 years ago.Run the tests.
(camera zooms into Cuddy's office.She's on her knees with her head in the rubbish bin.House storms into her office)
H:I need a bi...
(looks at her, while she gets up from the floor.She is white like a ghost.He smirks malevolently.She steadily leans on her desk)
C:I'm not preg...
H:I know.(smiles mischievously)
C:How?
H:Your boobs are wobbly(Cuddy shoots an angry look at him) and your haven't had sex in 5 months.
(Cuddy looks at him surprised)
C:You know when I have sex?
H:Of course(still grins.Cuddy looks at him perplexed,not able to accept this piece of information)
C:How?(shakes her head)Never mind.What do you want?
H:A biopsy on my patient.
C:Is it necessary?
H:You're insulting me!I've never run a useless test on a patient!
C:Yeah,the MRI on the patient with the bug in his...(she feels dizzy and falls on the carpet.House goes near her.He notices a white stain on the carpet)
H:Follow my finger.
C:I'm fine.
H:You're not fine.I'm admitting you
(camera zooms into House's office where the team is congregated)
T:Where is he?
13:Probably hiding from Cuddy.(House appears in the hallway and enters his ofice)
K:The results were inconclussive.
H:Screw the results.You've got a new case.
13:Who?
H:Cuddy.Want you to run all possible tests on her.Now!(Kutner,13 and Taub leave the office running.Foreman stays behind)
F:You're worried about Cuddy.
H:Yes,I amor her and don't want to lose her(speaks in a very sarcastic tone,while grabbing his bag and walking towards the door)
F:Where are you going?
H:Where else?Home!This is the first time in 7 years she's sick and I'm going to stay here?Please!I'm a man of principles(walks towards the door but returns)Oh,I know what puking-guy has.Whoever finds it is entitled to 4 days of vacation(departs,leaving Foreman completely confounded)
(Scene changes.Taub,Thirteen and Kutner are over Cuddy examining her)
T:Steady pulse.
K:Pupils are fine.
13:No neurological problems.
C:I'm fine.
13:Doctor House insisted on...
C:House is an obnoxious bunda who wants me to be stuck here with you in order for him to skip clinic duty.(she gets up from the bench she was siting on)
T:Dr Cuddy,he will fogo us if we don't...
C:You don't want to make me mad,Dr. Taub.I'm late for a board meeting(storms out of the room while Foreman enters)
F:House is messing with us.He already knows the answer and wants us to compete against each other(13 looks frghtened)
K:About Cuddy?
F:Pukie guy.
T:What about Cuddy?
F:Probably got a bug.I don't know about you but 4 days away from House is all I need.All of us cooperate and will share the days off.OK?
(aerial shot of PPTH,focuses on Cuddy's window.She is on the phone)
C:Richard,slow down!You don't make any sense!(Wilson enters the office,Cuddy raises her finger for him to be quiet)
"Stay put.I mean it,Richard!You're in big trouble"!(puts down the phone)
"Wilson,I need you to cover for me tonight at the board meeting".
W:You're not coming?You've never missed a meeting!Are you OK?You seem tired.
C:I don't know.I'm constantly tired lately.
W:Do you think it's serious?
C:Even if it is,I don't have the time to deal with it.I have to save Del Rossi's ass.
W:From Pathology?What did he do this time?
C:If I don't help him,let's say everyone in this hospital will be very miserable.Will you cover for me?
W:Do I have a choice?
C:Not really(smiles)
(Scene changes.We're viewing a hotel corridor,hearing deep breathing.A hand knocks on the door of a hotel room.A bald man opens it.Scene changes.Aerial shot of PPTH.It's night)
Where's the pain?(Taub squeezes the patient's stomach,constantly shifting his hand)
No?Here?
Patient:It doesn't hurt.Only my neck is killing me.
T:Probably strained a muscle.
P:I did go raposa hunting the anterior weekend.
K:Cool.
P:Could you turn the lights off?It's too bright in here.
T:Let me see(points his flashlight in his eyes)
P:It hurts(wrried look from Taub to the others.They exit the room)
T:He's got miningitis.
K:We're not sure.
T:Photophobia,fever,neck pain and headaches.It indicates miningitis.
K:He doesn't have any rash on his body.
13:Let's perform a lumber-puncture.
T:If it's miningitis,we're risking contaminating the entire hospital por doing nothing!
13:If it's not,we're causing panic for no reason.I'll perform it.(13 performs the procedure.The liquid is clear.They head towards house's office)
K:There goes the miningitis theory.
T:But all the symptoms indicate miningiis!
K:There must be something we overlooked.
13:It could be legionary's disease.
T:Without the fits?
F:What about typhus?
13:In NJ?
F:Why not?The symptoms fit.(Taub's cell rings.He looks at the number)
T:It's my wife.I"ll administer erythromycine(He leaves.)
K:What about catching a drink afterwards?
(scene changes.Cuddy is on the floor of a hotel room.Her head hurts.She's wondering where she is,trying to focuss on the object on the floor seguinte to her.After a few seconds,she realises who it is.It's Richard,he's in a pool of blood.Cuddy looks at her hands,they are covered in blood.She screams.He has been stabbed brutally,his eyes are open,looking at the ceiling with a vacant look.He is dead.Cuddy gets up tryng to reach the phone.At that moment the door abrutly opens and 3 men storm inside with guns.They are police officers)
"Put your hands where I can see them.You are under arrest!
(Aerial shot of PPTH,zoom in a hospital corridor that leads to House's office.Wilson is running.)
W:Where the hell have you been?I called you 15 times!
H:I put it off the hook.I didn't want Cuddy interrupting my beauty sleep.(hits his cheecks)
W:You're an ass.Cuddy's in trouble.
H:What?She slept with you and wants to become the 4th(puts emphasis on the word 4th)Mrs James Wilson?
W:Will you shut up for once in your miserable life?
H:Did I touch a sensitive chord?If you didn't want her to be all clingy on you,you shouldn't...
(Wilson kicks House in the bad leg)
"Why did you do that for?
W:I'm not sleeping with Cuddy,although if i had, she wouldn't be rotting behind jail bars!
H:Cuddy's in jail?Why didn't you say that earlier,instead of starting this stupid game?
W:I started it?You were the one accusing me of sleeping with her!(House looks at him angry)
OK!(Wilson takes a seat)
She called me to phone her lawyer.
H:What is she accused of?
W:Murder in the first degree.
(House starts laughing)
H:Good one,James!You got me there for a moment!She's trying to get back at me for skipping clinic duty and she's using you.(Wilson punches him in the arm)
Will you stop with that?I bruise like a peach!
W:They are accusing her of killing Richard Del Rossi.
H:That idiot from Pathology who's cheating on his wife?
W:He's cheating on his wife?(Wilson shakes his head to gain control of the conversation)
He was found murdered in a hotel room.Someone had stabbed him 14 times through the chest.
H:What does Cuddy have to do with this?
W:She was found seguinte to the body,covered in his blood.They're not releasing her on bail.
(House whistles softly,his team comes through the door.Kutner shouts)
K:He's got tyghus.
H:You idiot!Didn't I specifically order you to run tests on Cuddy?
T:She was fine.Probably has a cold.
H:Probably?(looks at them with a killer glare)
He doesn't have typhus,but toularemia.
K:But his symptoms have subsided with the typhus treatment!
H:Because he has a typhoid form of toularemia.Didn't you talk to him?
F:We did.Nothing indicated....
H:Rabbits,you nitwits!
13:Rabbits?He didn't mention rabbits.
H:No, but he mentioned foxen.What do foxen eat?
F:Rabbits.He's right.
H:I'm always right.Administer antibiotics,doxocycline and ciprofloxasine.Now,get out of my sight!
W:Wheren't you a bit harsh with them?
(House looks at him)
H:What did I do?
(aerial shot of the courts.Zoom into Cuddy's courtroom.Cuddy is standing seguinte to her lawyer,she seems scared.Wilson and Foreman are sitting several aisles behind her,wearing a worried look on their faces.Judge Helen Davies looks at her papers and stares at Cuddy.)
J:You are being sent to NJ County where you will remain until your trial in 3 weeks.Bailiff,process her.
(Cuddy looks at her lawyer horrified,turns towards Wilson and Foreman.They get up)
W:One moment,officer.(The officer seems annoyed but agrees.He mouths one minute.Cuddy falls into Wilson's arms crying,he strokes her head.Foreman is looking in shock.)
C:What am I going to do?
W:You're the strongest woman I know.You'll get through it.Have patience.We'll sort this out.(Cuddy lets go of Wilson's embrace,wiping away her tears with her finger.)
F:No matter what happens,maintain a low perfil in there.Try not to get into fights and constantly watch your back at all cost.Don't trust anyone.
W:What are you telling her?
F:She needs to be prepared.It's hell in there and when they find out she's a doctor,she's a goner.(Cuddy tries to stay calm)
"If anyone tries to harm you,use your medical skills.You know where it hurts the most.It will give you te to find refuge to the guards".
Time's up(Cuddy hugs Foreman briefly.The bailiff cuffs her and takes her out of the courtroom.Aerial shot of PPTH.It's night,camera zooms into House's office.He's looking out of the window.Taub enters.
T:Are you bussy,House?
H:What do you want?
T:I'm leavimg my letter of resignation.(House doesn't flinch at all)
"Aren't you gonna say something"?
H:Like what?Do you want me to start crying,grab your leg and beg you "Don't leave" ?I've got a bum leg.
(Taub stares at House not believing what he just said)
T:You're indifferent whether I leave or stay?
H:You were never one of my favourites.
T:Then why did you hire me?
H:Mistress ordered me to.
T:You're an incrível piece of work,House.You think you are above all us,better than us.That's why you're alone.
H:You want me to cry?I can do that(grabs a tissue and blows hard theatrically)
"Are you happy now"?(Wilson enters the room,Taub looks at House for a last time and leaves)
W:What's wrong with him?
H:His wife found out that he's cheating on her.
W:How do you know?
H:He had the same look you had when Bonnie found out about you and the nurse(Wilson smiles weakly)
"What was the verdict"?
W:Imprisonment until the trial.
H:When?
W:In 3 weeks.
(House turns his back towards Wilson and stares out of the window towards the prison)
H:Three weeks.
(scene changes,a police cruzador has stopped out of NJ County,Cuddy gets out of it.She starts walking towards the entrance.She stops.Turns around and looks for one last time around her and focusses her stare towards the direction of PPTH.A tear falls down her right cheeck.An officer touches her arm politely.
Officer:Don't make it harder than it is.(She nods her head and enters the prison).
END CREDITS
"Shut up,Carl!They might hear you.
(The couple,a robusto, forte, cerveja preta man and a blonde woman walk towards the groom and bride)
BRIDE:Wendie,Carl,I thought you weren't gonna make it.
WENDIE:Fortunately,I convinced the partners to give him some time-off.
CARL:Fortunately.
(Wendie squeezes his hand hard enough to cause pain)
GROOM:So,Carl,where are you planning to stay after the reception?
CARL:We're planning to visit Wendy's...
(he grabs his stomach)
BRIDE:Are you allright?
CARL:Fine,I just...
(throws up blood on the bride and collapses.People start screaming)
WENDIE:Call an ambulance
(she kneels towards Carl,he looks into his wife's eyes and says):
It wasn't that boring after all
(he faints)
OPEN CREDITS
TAUB:Male,35 years old,complained about respiratory problems,headaches and sore throat...
HOUSE:You forgot the most important one.
T:I wasn't finished!
H:Puking tons of blood all over the guests and peramedics.Wish I was there!
(Foreman looks at House through narrow eyes and grabs the marker)
"Who said you could touch it?
(hits Foreman's hand with his cane)
F:Ouch!That hurt!
H:Only I touch the magic marker.You'll contaminate it,slave boy.
(points his cane towards Taub)
"You're Jewish,don't want any Nazi storming in here with a rifle"
(points towards Thirteen)
"You're not sure what you really want"
(points towards Kutner,hesitates)
"Don't wanna cause religious segregation in here(points towards Taub again)
K:I'm not Hindu.
H:Whatever.Run a blood panel,cultures and a biopsy.
F:Are you nuts?He's sprouting blood and you want..
H:This behaviour cost you the marker priviledges 3 years ago.Run the tests.
(camera zooms into Cuddy's office.She's on her knees with her head in the rubbish bin.House storms into her office)
H:I need a bi...
(looks at her, while she gets up from the floor.She is white like a ghost.He smirks malevolently.She steadily leans on her desk)
C:I'm not preg...
H:I know.(smiles mischievously)
C:How?
H:Your boobs are wobbly(Cuddy shoots an angry look at him) and your haven't had sex in 5 months.
(Cuddy looks at him surprised)
C:You know when I have sex?
H:Of course(still grins.Cuddy looks at him perplexed,not able to accept this piece of information)
C:How?(shakes her head)Never mind.What do you want?
H:A biopsy on my patient.
C:Is it necessary?
H:You're insulting me!I've never run a useless test on a patient!
C:Yeah,the MRI on the patient with the bug in his...(she feels dizzy and falls on the carpet.House goes near her.He notices a white stain on the carpet)
H:Follow my finger.
C:I'm fine.
H:You're not fine.I'm admitting you
(camera zooms into House's office where the team is congregated)
T:Where is he?
13:Probably hiding from Cuddy.(House appears in the hallway and enters his ofice)
K:The results were inconclussive.
H:Screw the results.You've got a new case.
13:Who?
H:Cuddy.Want you to run all possible tests on her.Now!(Kutner,13 and Taub leave the office running.Foreman stays behind)
F:You're worried about Cuddy.
H:Yes,I amor her and don't want to lose her(speaks in a very sarcastic tone,while grabbing his bag and walking towards the door)
F:Where are you going?
H:Where else?Home!This is the first time in 7 years she's sick and I'm going to stay here?Please!I'm a man of principles(walks towards the door but returns)Oh,I know what puking-guy has.Whoever finds it is entitled to 4 days of vacation(departs,leaving Foreman completely confounded)
(Scene changes.Taub,Thirteen and Kutner are over Cuddy examining her)
T:Steady pulse.
K:Pupils are fine.
13:No neurological problems.
C:I'm fine.
13:Doctor House insisted on...
C:House is an obnoxious bunda who wants me to be stuck here with you in order for him to skip clinic duty.(she gets up from the bench she was siting on)
T:Dr Cuddy,he will fogo us if we don't...
C:You don't want to make me mad,Dr. Taub.I'm late for a board meeting(storms out of the room while Foreman enters)
F:House is messing with us.He already knows the answer and wants us to compete against each other(13 looks frghtened)
K:About Cuddy?
F:Pukie guy.
T:What about Cuddy?
F:Probably got a bug.I don't know about you but 4 days away from House is all I need.All of us cooperate and will share the days off.OK?
(aerial shot of PPTH,focuses on Cuddy's window.She is on the phone)
C:Richard,slow down!You don't make any sense!(Wilson enters the office,Cuddy raises her finger for him to be quiet)
"Stay put.I mean it,Richard!You're in big trouble"!(puts down the phone)
"Wilson,I need you to cover for me tonight at the board meeting".
W:You're not coming?You've never missed a meeting!Are you OK?You seem tired.
C:I don't know.I'm constantly tired lately.
W:Do you think it's serious?
C:Even if it is,I don't have the time to deal with it.I have to save Del Rossi's ass.
W:From Pathology?What did he do this time?
C:If I don't help him,let's say everyone in this hospital will be very miserable.Will you cover for me?
W:Do I have a choice?
C:Not really(smiles)
(Scene changes.We're viewing a hotel corridor,hearing deep breathing.A hand knocks on the door of a hotel room.A bald man opens it.Scene changes.Aerial shot of PPTH.It's night)
Where's the pain?(Taub squeezes the patient's stomach,constantly shifting his hand)
No?Here?
Patient:It doesn't hurt.Only my neck is killing me.
T:Probably strained a muscle.
P:I did go raposa hunting the anterior weekend.
K:Cool.
P:Could you turn the lights off?It's too bright in here.
T:Let me see(points his flashlight in his eyes)
P:It hurts(wrried look from Taub to the others.They exit the room)
T:He's got miningitis.
K:We're not sure.
T:Photophobia,fever,neck pain and headaches.It indicates miningitis.
K:He doesn't have any rash on his body.
13:Let's perform a lumber-puncture.
T:If it's miningitis,we're risking contaminating the entire hospital por doing nothing!
13:If it's not,we're causing panic for no reason.I'll perform it.(13 performs the procedure.The liquid is clear.They head towards house's office)
K:There goes the miningitis theory.
T:But all the symptoms indicate miningiis!
K:There must be something we overlooked.
13:It could be legionary's disease.
T:Without the fits?
F:What about typhus?
13:In NJ?
F:Why not?The symptoms fit.(Taub's cell rings.He looks at the number)
T:It's my wife.I"ll administer erythromycine(He leaves.)
K:What about catching a drink afterwards?
(scene changes.Cuddy is on the floor of a hotel room.Her head hurts.She's wondering where she is,trying to focuss on the object on the floor seguinte to her.After a few seconds,she realises who it is.It's Richard,he's in a pool of blood.Cuddy looks at her hands,they are covered in blood.She screams.He has been stabbed brutally,his eyes are open,looking at the ceiling with a vacant look.He is dead.Cuddy gets up tryng to reach the phone.At that moment the door abrutly opens and 3 men storm inside with guns.They are police officers)
"Put your hands where I can see them.You are under arrest!
(Aerial shot of PPTH,zoom in a hospital corridor that leads to House's office.Wilson is running.)
W:Where the hell have you been?I called you 15 times!
H:I put it off the hook.I didn't want Cuddy interrupting my beauty sleep.(hits his cheecks)
W:You're an ass.Cuddy's in trouble.
H:What?She slept with you and wants to become the 4th(puts emphasis on the word 4th)Mrs James Wilson?
W:Will you shut up for once in your miserable life?
H:Did I touch a sensitive chord?If you didn't want her to be all clingy on you,you shouldn't...
(Wilson kicks House in the bad leg)
"Why did you do that for?
W:I'm not sleeping with Cuddy,although if i had, she wouldn't be rotting behind jail bars!
H:Cuddy's in jail?Why didn't you say that earlier,instead of starting this stupid game?
W:I started it?You were the one accusing me of sleeping with her!(House looks at him angry)
OK!(Wilson takes a seat)
She called me to phone her lawyer.
H:What is she accused of?
W:Murder in the first degree.
(House starts laughing)
H:Good one,James!You got me there for a moment!She's trying to get back at me for skipping clinic duty and she's using you.(Wilson punches him in the arm)
Will you stop with that?I bruise like a peach!
W:They are accusing her of killing Richard Del Rossi.
H:That idiot from Pathology who's cheating on his wife?
W:He's cheating on his wife?(Wilson shakes his head to gain control of the conversation)
He was found murdered in a hotel room.Someone had stabbed him 14 times through the chest.
H:What does Cuddy have to do with this?
W:She was found seguinte to the body,covered in his blood.They're not releasing her on bail.
(House whistles softly,his team comes through the door.Kutner shouts)
K:He's got tyghus.
H:You idiot!Didn't I specifically order you to run tests on Cuddy?
T:She was fine.Probably has a cold.
H:Probably?(looks at them with a killer glare)
He doesn't have typhus,but toularemia.
K:But his symptoms have subsided with the typhus treatment!
H:Because he has a typhoid form of toularemia.Didn't you talk to him?
F:We did.Nothing indicated....
H:Rabbits,you nitwits!
13:Rabbits?He didn't mention rabbits.
H:No, but he mentioned foxen.What do foxen eat?
F:Rabbits.He's right.
H:I'm always right.Administer antibiotics,doxocycline and ciprofloxasine.Now,get out of my sight!
W:Wheren't you a bit harsh with them?
(House looks at him)
H:What did I do?
(aerial shot of the courts.Zoom into Cuddy's courtroom.Cuddy is standing seguinte to her lawyer,she seems scared.Wilson and Foreman are sitting several aisles behind her,wearing a worried look on their faces.Judge Helen Davies looks at her papers and stares at Cuddy.)
J:You are being sent to NJ County where you will remain until your trial in 3 weeks.Bailiff,process her.
(Cuddy looks at her lawyer horrified,turns towards Wilson and Foreman.They get up)
W:One moment,officer.(The officer seems annoyed but agrees.He mouths one minute.Cuddy falls into Wilson's arms crying,he strokes her head.Foreman is looking in shock.)
C:What am I going to do?
W:You're the strongest woman I know.You'll get through it.Have patience.We'll sort this out.(Cuddy lets go of Wilson's embrace,wiping away her tears with her finger.)
F:No matter what happens,maintain a low perfil in there.Try not to get into fights and constantly watch your back at all cost.Don't trust anyone.
W:What are you telling her?
F:She needs to be prepared.It's hell in there and when they find out she's a doctor,she's a goner.(Cuddy tries to stay calm)
"If anyone tries to harm you,use your medical skills.You know where it hurts the most.It will give you te to find refuge to the guards".
Time's up(Cuddy hugs Foreman briefly.The bailiff cuffs her and takes her out of the courtroom.Aerial shot of PPTH.It's night,camera zooms into House's office.He's looking out of the window.Taub enters.
T:Are you bussy,House?
H:What do you want?
T:I'm leavimg my letter of resignation.(House doesn't flinch at all)
"Aren't you gonna say something"?
H:Like what?Do you want me to start crying,grab your leg and beg you "Don't leave" ?I've got a bum leg.
(Taub stares at House not believing what he just said)
T:You're indifferent whether I leave or stay?
H:You were never one of my favourites.
T:Then why did you hire me?
H:Mistress ordered me to.
T:You're an incrível piece of work,House.You think you are above all us,better than us.That's why you're alone.
H:You want me to cry?I can do that(grabs a tissue and blows hard theatrically)
"Are you happy now"?(Wilson enters the room,Taub looks at House for a last time and leaves)
W:What's wrong with him?
H:His wife found out that he's cheating on her.
W:How do you know?
H:He had the same look you had when Bonnie found out about you and the nurse(Wilson smiles weakly)
"What was the verdict"?
W:Imprisonment until the trial.
H:When?
W:In 3 weeks.
(House turns his back towards Wilson and stares out of the window towards the prison)
H:Three weeks.
(scene changes,a police cruzador has stopped out of NJ County,Cuddy gets out of it.She starts walking towards the entrance.She stops.Turns around and looks for one last time around her and focusses her stare towards the direction of PPTH.A tear falls down her right cheeck.An officer touches her arm politely.
Officer:Don't make it harder than it is.(She nods her head and enters the prison).
END CREDITS
Cuddy and House
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