The Medical Drama
a recipe poem por jamfan4
Ingredients
1 extremely large bowl
1 oversized spoon
7 deeply-buried emotional issues
34 hours of clinic duty
3 idiotic hypochondriacs
6 quirky doctors whose problems may vary
12 patients with astounding problems
12 conditions no doctor can figure out
11 failed tries at curing a patient
6 IV bags of antibiotics
90 tons of fake blood, the redder the better
14 exploding organs
9 brutal fights
4 grieving relatives
14 gallons of tears
3 piercing screams
9 worried, yet annoying parents
24 diagnoses
Take doctors and deeply-buried emotional issues. Mix until emotional issues are seen bubbling on the surface. Once emotional issues have settled deep within doctors, sprinkle on hours of clinic duty and idiotic hypochondriacs. Hilarity and sarcasm may ensue. Pair up patients and medical conditions and then stir in mixture until groans of pain begin emanating from bottom of bowl. Doctors will be seen interacting with patients. Patients will develop conditions no doctor can figure out. Throw in a few diagnoses and IV bags of antibiotics. Mixture will become a failed try at curing a patient. Stir in blood, piercing screams, and exploding organs until gory. Repeat process until all failed tries are used. Before putting your mixture in the oven, spread some fights, parents, and relatives onto doctors. Pour and mix gallons of tears until salty and soggy. Sprinkle the rest of the diagnoses until all patients are cured. Pop your show in the forno and enjoy your viewing!
