Harry, Ron and Hermione

1) Ravenclaw: If you're going to insult me, please be grammatically correct.

2) Gryffindor: Because a friend will cover for you. But a real friend would sit net to you in detention and say that was so worth it.

3) Neville: OMG! I killed Harry Freaking Potter!
SOMEWHERE IN THE DISTANCE:
Voldermort: Nooooooooooooo!!!! I wanted to do it! *sob*

4) Severus Snape is so GOTH "he lives in the dark"

5) The books in the resticted section of the libary needs anger management.

6) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 64: First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

7) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT...

-The world is not dividido, dividir into "good people" and Death Eaters.
-Know your weaknesses and learn to use them to your advantage.
-Belief in Wackspurts doesn't make you less of a person.
-Eat chocolate, it really helps.
-It isn't who you are, but what you grow to be.
-Even if you just believe you swallowed Felix Felicis, you will still do amazing things.
-Dementors affect both wizards and Muggles alike.
-Though the Snitch is small, it earns the most points when caught.
-The Sorting Hat might put you in one house, but Hogwarts fights best when fully united.
-Death is but the seguinte great adventure.
-Galleons...

After rereading both DH and SS, I began to wonder. You may have seen the picture of Harry releasing the snake in the zoo with JKR's comment on the snake being Nagini. I actually have a few problems with that. I realize that some of this can be called book-movie inconsistency, but this is a Wild and Crazy theory.

First off, gender. Consistently, Nagini is called female. HOWEVER, if you listen carefully to the snake's voice in SS, it is clearly male.

Next, location. Voldemort must have made Nagini into a Horcrux fairly soon after doing the same (accidentally) with Harry. Thus, the snake in the...

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Year 3
I'll be switching between POV's like last time.

Scorpius POV
     I waved to Hagrid, who was lugging in a GIANT natal árvore for The Great Hall. "Ello, Scorpius." he grunted, his hands much too occupied to wave back. "Have you seen Rose, Hagrid?" I asked. I had been searching for her most of the day, as I wanted to say bye to her before she left for home. "Not today... You migh' wanna check th' mistletoe bunches. She migh' o' gotten stuck under one." he replied, lumbering off with the gargantuan tree. The mistletoe bunches! Why hadn't I thought of that? The bunches are encantada so...