A/N: I KNOW this is a Sue story, there's no need to point that out. This was written purely for the lolz.
Disclaimer: Is my name Joanne Rowling? Didn't think so.
The Slytherin Common Room quieted as Belle Perfetta entered. She was the object of all the boy's affections ever since she transfered from Beaxbatons. With her long white-blonde hair streaked elegantly with purple. Her eyes changed color with her mood, and now they were a jade green. Her pale skin glowed in the firelight. She was curvy but fit, and all the girls envied her.
One of the braver boys, Blaise Zabini she thought, stood up...
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