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Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's coração if you get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and show yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and atrizes or people who suffer from a lack of attention

Assumed probability of success: ~80% (under the assumption that you are able to brew the Polyjuice Potion correctly or get some correctly brewed potion from someone else)

Possible reasons for failure: The people you show yourself to are Death Eaters, Muggles, cowards or manage to arrest you without killing.

Side effects: Might cause a mass panic, make a aleatório person become a hero and give the future History of Magic students mais to learn.

Possibility three: Make an Unbreakable Vow that you will die within a certain period of time – you'll either die or die.

Especially recommended to: People who'd like to die during a specific action (e.g. while sleeping)

Assumed probability of success: 100% (under the assumption that you manage to find two people willing to assist you with the performance of the vow)

Possible reasons for failure: None

Side effects: None

Possibility four: Use a Time Turner and duel yourself.

Especially recommended to: People who'd like to die in a fight, but have no enemy who's good enough to stand a chance

Assumed probability of success: 100% (under the assumption that you keep fighting until either you or you are dead)

Possible reasons for failure: None

Side effects: You'll experience your own death twice (once as the killer and once as the killed)

Possibility five: Persuade Snape to become a double agent and convince him that it is necessary for his credibility to kill you while members of the enemy group are watching.

Especially recommended to: People who want to give their death a higher purpose

Assumed probability of success: ~5%

Possible reasons for failure: Lack of enemy groups or lack of influence on Snape

Side effects: Might pose a psychological strain for Snape, but will help fighting the enemy group

Possibility six: Have jantar with twelve guests and get up from the mesa, tabela before anyone else does.

Especially recommended to: People who believe what Professor Trelawney says

Assumed probability of success: ~0.0000000001%

Possible reason for failure: Lack of coincidence

Side effects: You might have a nice evening.

Possibility seven: Keep drinking Aging Potion until you die of decrepitude.

Especially recommended to: People who share the medieval belief that suicides will burn in hell and therefore want to die a natural death.

Assumed probability of success: ~85% (under the assumption that you are able to brew a sufficient amount of Aging Potion correctly or get enough correctly brewed potion from someone else)

Possible reasons for failure: The growing age makes you so clouded that you forget your plan (and therefore stop drinking) before it makes you die.

Side effects: You get to know how you look as a very old person.
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201. I will not melt if water is poured over me.
202. -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
203. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.
204. I am not a Wirn animagus, either.
205. I will not ask Aragog if he came from Metabelis III.
206. -Or if he has any pretty blue crystals.
207. "Nessie is actually a cyborg created por the Zygons" is not an appropriate thing to say in Care of MagicalCreatures Class.
208. While it is appropriate to refer to Voldemort as "Master" while in his service, Voldemort and The Master are not one and the same.
209. I cannot substitute Prydonian robes for my Hogwarts uniform.
210. -Nor...
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