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1- Ask her if she's poor enough to afford a normal pen rather than the banned ones.

2- Call her Pinkie Pie.

3- Tell her you're gonna give her a dress for birthday and when she asks put a dress on a toad and show her.

4- Tell her Lockhart did a better job teaching than her.

5- Don't say anything when she punishes you and when she tells you "Why don't you speak up" tell her that you can't talk bad with animals.

6- Call Madam Pomfrey every segundo she speaks and say "You don't sound good, miss,"

7- Tell her that she should have been in the Hogwarts House called Pinkies.

8- Turn her into a toad and tell her there isn't a difference.

9- Turn her clothes black and say its the dress code.

10- Tell her Cornelius lorota, fudge just does whatever she wants because he wants to see some pink.

11- If she doesn't fell for that, give Cornelius a amor potion and make him fall in amor with you. Than go and show this to Dolores.

12- Ask her if she wanted to be like Dolores in Encanto but her parents couldn't really do it.

13- If she wants for you to sing, sing a muggle melody or song.

14- Give all the students Polyjuice potion to make them look like Harry.

15- Throw black fireworks on her and than tell her, "Ouch, I was trying to make fireworks like KING Weasley's but I couldn't make it pink,"

16- Ask her if she has been through the "I hate pink" phase.

17- Tell her that Professor McGonagall can turn into a cat so she should like her too.

18- Turn her into a cat but than say "I feel bad about the gatos that will speak your language," and turn her back.

19- Ask her if she's born on a bridge.

20- Make yourself colorblind and when she asks why tell her you went colorblind because the rosa, -de-rosa was way too shiny in a bad way.

21- Turn her into a stone and turn her back and say:
"You're not doing anything anyway."

22- Tell her "I amor you-" and stop for a while then continue as "Yeah I amor you're lame looks and all."

23- Accuse her to be a mudblood and tell her that one of her parents had to be a toad to make her like this.

24- Tell her there is only one Dolores fã and point the mirror where she sees herself.

25- Tell her she could've drank some amor potion and looked at the mirror.

26- Turn her room black and tell her the color rosa, -de-rosa doesn't deserve someone dark like her.

27- Look at her wallet and say, "You're broke.. But I didn't get if you spent the money on those rosa, -de-rosa clothes that are hard to find in the wizarding world or to Cornelius for helping you?"

28- Inform her that Cornelius is dead.

29- Tell her she's never gonna get rid of her surname because nobody wants to marry her.

30- Read her this list aloud.

(Guys these are all my ideas. I was inspired for 4 in wattpad but others are all mine and unique so pls don't repost these!)

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I was asked to do this por lorythefangirl after I responded to her earlier one.

Pros
1. Most of them did believe they were choosing the winning side at the time
2. They would likely be killed if they refused, or otherwise punished.
3. If they come from old pureblood families which share the Death Eaters' beliefs, joining up would help maintain family harmony
4. If they're naturally malicious it gives them an opportunity to kill and torture

Cons
1. Most people wouldn't want to be forced to murder. They might be pushed beyond their own limits, e.g. Draco Malfoy.
2. They'd get imprisoned in Azkaban if caught, or could be killed in self-defence
3. Leaving isn't an option once you're in
4. After they lost, those who'd survived would lose favour even if they avoided punishment
5. Voldemort doesn't seem to be a nice boss
6. It's a story really, and in most stories, the bad guys do end up losing and being punished.
[Chapter 2] Diagon Alley: Ferrets and Pranks

The seguinte few weeks just flew by. Maybe it was because I had something to look progressivo, para a frente to. Hermione and Ginny had been composição literária regularly. All of Hermione's letters were about how much we would have to do as N.E.W.T. students. She had scored eight 'Outstandings' and an 'Exceeds Expectations' and was still disappointed! That girl...she is just...extraordinary! Ron and Harry had done fairly well, failed only in two subjects. They seemed to be having fun at the Burrow, the four of them. Then Ginny said that Phlegm spoilt all the fun. At least they were...
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201. I will not melt if water is poured over me.
202. -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
203. I do not have a Cyberman Patronus.
204. I am not a Wirn animagus, either.
205. I will not ask Aragog if he came from Metabelis III.
206. -Or if he has any pretty blue crystals.
207. "Nessie is actually a cyborg created por the Zygons" is not an appropriate thing to say in Care of MagicalCreatures Class.
208. While it is appropriate to refer to Voldemort as "Master" while in his service, Voldemort and The Master are not one and the same.
209. I cannot substitute Prydonian robes for my Hogwarts uniform.
210. -Nor...
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The world around me was covered in a blanket of white. The magnificent trees towered over me making me feel small…so small. In spite of the snow on the ground and the surrounding areas, I didn’t feel cold. Apparently, I was somewhere near the Shrieking Shack, but that was forbidden! What I was I doing there, I do not know. As I examined the place, I saw a tall figure at a distance. He was clad in black, such a contrast to the surroundings. His skin was pale too, almost as white as the snow. He reached out his left hand towards me and I mimicked his action subconsciously. When I did so,...
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posted by jeniffer2200
Floo powder was invented por Ignatia Wildsmith in the thirteenth century. Its manufacture is strictly controlled. The only licensed producer in Britain is Floo-Pow, a company whose Headquarters is in Diagon Alley, and who never answer their front door.

No shortage of Floo powder has ever been reported, nor does anybody know anyone who makes it. Its price has remained constant for one hundred years: two Sickles a scoop. Every wizard household carries a stock of Floo powder, usually conveniently located in a box or vase on the mantelpiece.

The precise composition of Floo powder is a closely guarded...
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posted by peppergirl30
I awoke the seguinte morning to pandemonium.

''I CAN'T FIND MY DADA BOOK! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!''

As usual, Aimee wasn't prepared for the start of term. ''Just relax, Aimee, we'll find it.''

We searched the Dormitory, under beds, on beds, between blankets.. but no book.

''How could I lose it? I have DADA first this morning!''

''Just borrow one from the cabinets and order a new one, I dunno! It's obviously not here.''

Aimee was being grumpy now. ''I'll just write início and see if I forgot it..'' She grumbled.

When we finally got all our stuff, Lizzie, Aimee, and I went into the Great Hall for...
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I've seen the HP films mais times than I can count but there are still some things that are hard to notice until you're like, "bajillianth" time watching the movies. I had an HP movie marathon recently, and I was so surprised por all the things I'd missed. Here are some that I noticed. (By the way, I didn't notice all of these--I don't think anyone could notice all this just por themselves--I only noticed some of them, and afterwards my friends told me some things they noticed, to help with this article)

Philospher's/Sorcerer's Stone:
1) Harry is wearing the sweater Mrs. Weasley made for him in...
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This text is not meant as critisism to anyone, but only to ponder how much wizards/witches really differ from muggles, and how much of it is only a trick of mind.

In HP related discussions and wikipedia sites, there are often speculations and thoughts painting the magical folk as mais different from us than they actually are. I think such habit comes from how the books give a extreme general image; as if the two groups of people had some sort of basic difference with their entire existance.
And I think that somewhat misleading image comes from how no one of the main character trio grew up in...
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~Chapter 8~
~Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You’ll be alright
No one can hurt you now.~

The door to the empty building slammed closed as the edge of the capa as dark as the night it travelled in whipped through the gap. The owners in the flat above never even realising that someone had passed through their shop. The normally crowded village was empty and dark; the only lights were the result of a few of the still open pubs....
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