Ways to piss off Lord Voldemort!
1) Steal his wand and tell him Nagini ate it.
2) Whenever he speaks to you, bow low and say, "Yes, sensei."
3) Replace your Death Eater mask with a Dark Vader mask & insist that, "Tom....I am your father."
4) Sign him up as a kindergarten teacher.
5) Tell him Dumbledore has a ring like his.
6) Tell him you are worried that his obsession with Harry Potter isn't healthy, & he should just confess his amor for him.
7) Skip around Malfoy Manor rapping as loud as you can, "H to the A to the R to the R to the Y, what does that spell? HARRY!"
8) Follow him around all day, cantar Somewhere over the Rainbow.
9) Dye all his robes sunny yellow.
10) Ask him what's his favorito type of flower.
11) During the most important & serious Death Eater meeting, dress up in a ball vestido while Draco wears a tuxedo, and start dancing in the middle of a meeting and grab all the death eaters; one por one; to dance with you guys
12) Hide under Voldemort's cama and start screaming your head off in the middle of the night
13) Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes
14) Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
15) Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?
16)Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'
17)Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright as cores and glitter.
18)Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'
19) Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.' (This one is my FAVORITE!)
20) Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful
1) Steal his wand and tell him Nagini ate it.
2) Whenever he speaks to you, bow low and say, "Yes, sensei."
3) Replace your Death Eater mask with a Dark Vader mask & insist that, "Tom....I am your father."
4) Sign him up as a kindergarten teacher.
5) Tell him Dumbledore has a ring like his.
6) Tell him you are worried that his obsession with Harry Potter isn't healthy, & he should just confess his amor for him.
7) Skip around Malfoy Manor rapping as loud as you can, "H to the A to the R to the R to the Y, what does that spell? HARRY!"
8) Follow him around all day, cantar Somewhere over the Rainbow.
9) Dye all his robes sunny yellow.
10) Ask him what's his favorito type of flower.
11) During the most important & serious Death Eater meeting, dress up in a ball vestido while Draco wears a tuxedo, and start dancing in the middle of a meeting and grab all the death eaters; one por one; to dance with you guys
12) Hide under Voldemort's cama and start screaming your head off in the middle of the night
13) Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes
14) Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
15) Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?
16)Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'
17)Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright as cores and glitter.
18)Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'
19) Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.' (This one is my FAVORITE!)
20) Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful
