I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, you know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. You throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. You wear at least some black every day.
3. You rip your clothes on purpose.
4. You call people you don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. You yell "CRUCIO!" at people when you get mad.
6. You carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" or an "L", you accidentally type out a Bellatrix or a Lestrange instead.
9. You think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever you mention her, your friends roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. You call your favorito teacher Voldemort.
12. You constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, you get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are you sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. You faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. You write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells you he can't deliver it.
16. You jump every time you hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your lema is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. You name or plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. You suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. You get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when you get mad.
21. You lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something topo, início secret in your vault.
22. You accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. You have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that you can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", you jump and exclaim that you already killed Sirius.
25. You call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
Credit: Me Myself and I
1. You throw away all of your hairbrushes.
2. You wear at least some black every day.
3. You rip your clothes on purpose.
4. You call people you don't like "filthy mudbloods".
5. You yell "CRUCIO!" at people when you get mad.
6. You carry knives on your person
7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.
8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" or an "L", you accidentally type out a Bellatrix or a Lestrange instead.
9. You think her birthday should be declared a national holiday.
10. Whenever you mention her, your friends roll their eyes and shake their heads.
11. You call your favorito teacher Voldemort.
12. You constantly discuss your theories as to why Bellatrix Lestrange isn't really dead.
13. Whenever someone brings up other Harry Potter characters, you get confused and ask "Wait, who are they again and are you sure they were in that movie Bellatrix Lestrange and the Order of the Phoenix/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Half-Blood Prince/Bellatrix Lestrange and the Deathly Hallows?"
14. You faint in shock whenever people ask "Who's Bellatrix Lestrange?".
15. You write excessive amounts of fanmail to Bellatrix, then try to Crucio the postman when he tells you he can't deliver it.
16. You jump every time you hear the word "strange" in case someone was talking about Bellatrix.
17. Your lema is "Sanity is Overrated".
18. You name or plan to name one of your kids Bellatrix.
19. You suddenly think that it would be cool to go to jail.
20. You get in trouble for carving words onto other peoples arms when you get mad.
21. You lock a golden cup into your safety deposit box and tell everyone you've got something topo, início secret in your vault.
22. You accidentally call your best friend Narcissa all the time.
23. You have so many Bellatrix pictures and posters in your room that you can't even see the walls anymore.
24. Whenever someone says the word "serious", you jump and exclaim that you already killed Sirius.
25. You call people with red hair blood traitors, no matter who they are.
All over the world people are howling
About those great books por J. K. Rowling
Three little books that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With vassoura that fly and a capa that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his ano
But it's mais than one ano - it's going to be Seven!
For the apaixonados of fantasia that sounds like heaven!
If you haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, you really ought 'ter!
About those great books por J. K. Rowling
Three little books that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With vassoura that fly and a capa that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his ano
But it's mais than one ano - it's going to be Seven!
For the apaixonados of fantasia that sounds like heaven!
If you haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, you really ought 'ter!