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harry potter contra crepúsculo Harry Potter Battle Plans: For Those Who Hate Twilight

LilysLittleTwin posted on Dec 14, 2009 at 10:10PM
I don't want to mess up '1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight', so here it is! Basically, Mrs-Grint, DracoLove777, dobbyssocks, me, and others have made a battle plan to knock the Twihards down a few pegs. All Harry Potter fans are welcome here, though.

This is the pledge to become a Phoenix Fighter:

'I solemly swear that I will do my best to protect others from the Twazi regime. I will never go over to the Disco Balls and betray my Order of the Potters heritige. Harry Potter is better than Twilight, not the other way around. I swear to protect what is left of the Vampire Fiction genre from Twilight and it's followers. I will remain loyal to Bram Stoker, Susan B. Anthony, and any other that worked tirelessly, only to have their work destroyed because of Twilight. Mischeif Managed.'
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over a year ago ToyletGnome said…
1313!
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
Whatever. 1331 belongs to me. It's miiiiiiine, precious. MIIIIINE.

Oh jeez, who's your favourite Bond? I wonder.
over a year ago ToyletGnome said…
Okay, not James Bond, the member of the band! And my favourite James Bond is Sean Connery, although the hottest is Pierce Brosnan.

GO GUESS!
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over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
No idea. It's three in the morning. My brain isn't working.

Wait. On Wikipedia-ing the members...Haylie Ecker. But you don't even play violin.
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over a year ago ToyletGnome said…
You suck, not as much as Twilight though, because you don't actually, just a bit because you won't guess. It's only 2.52 anyway, that's early... for me.
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
Go edit your comment, cause I have guessed.
over a year ago ToyletGnome said…
I used to for 3.5 years, god! You know nothing about me, well yeah you do but still. So yes, you're right.
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
I played for four years. Suck.
over a year ago ToyletGnome said…
Fine, spoil all my fun. There's only 10 posts left until 1331 so you should probably stay up.
over a year ago Quakefur said…
Do you get somthing special for that post?
over a year ago ToyletGnome said…
No, just the satisfaction that we've accomplished something in our pitiful lives.
over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
*snort* Well, we have all accomplished something even before we were born. Best swimmer, won a race out of millions... XD
over a year ago Quakefur said…
Oh. So how many posts left, wouldn't that be 6?
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over a year ago ToyletGnome said…
Haha, good one Annie.

How ridiculous is the amount of publicity Twiltlight is receiving. I swear, there's 40 articles about Rob and Kristen PER DAY on ninemsn, they're on every second magazine cover and I'm so sick of it! COME ON! They're not talented, attractive, or intelligent (well, I don't have proof on this one, but neither has gone to university and they both smoke). They're the second biggest fame whores in the world! GAHH!
I'm rather proud of the Harry Potter cast who manage to stay down to earth and normal, and keep the media's attention on they're careers (or occasionally questioning Daniel Radcliffe's sexuality).
over a year ago LilysLittleTwin said…
*is so proud of everyone*
over a year ago ToyletGnome said…
YAY! Izzy's proud of us!
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
One thing which I find absolutely hilarious about the second-biggest-fame-whores in the world (that's Rob and Kristen) is that Rob doesn't even like Twilight. Well, he doesn't like his character.
over a year ago LilysLittleTwin said…
Agreed. That is THE funniest thing about the cast.
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
And does anyone find it really funny that they've made a huge deal out of them dating, when everybody knew anyway? As Fanpop said, it was one of the worst-kept secrets of all time.

YAY, POST 1331!!
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over a year ago LilysLittleTwin said…
WOOHOO! I GOT 1330!! *happy dance*
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
I'm bored. Let's rain dance.

Wait, I have to finish an English task. Death to explanatory paragraphs! *commences voodoo ritual*
over a year ago LilysLittleTwin said…
*helps in ritual*
over a year ago ToyletGnome said…
Gah! I know, worst-kept secret EVER!

I just hope they have a really messy break-up, and then they don't want to be near each other, and then Breeding Spawn is RUINED! MUAHAHA!
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
Thank you =D. *stabs thematic statements in the chest*

Hey, while we're at it, let's do a ritual to kill David Yates!
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
Taylor, that would be absolutely brilliant. Sounds too good to be true, though.
over a year ago Sworn_Alliance said…
Dammit! I missed comment 1337!
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
Sorry. *hides*

What is the deal about 1337 anyway?
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
You guys won't beat me for special numbers. I got reply numero 1000 :D
over a year ago LilysLittleTwin said…
1+3+3=7. So 1337=77 The most powerful magic number twice...I think.
over a year ago Sworn_Alliance said…
No, it's a gaming reference. And it's okay.
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
Hehehehehehehe, it's 5 in the morning and I've been up 20 hours straight!!! lol

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
True enough, Sarah. Still, 1234 is awesome.
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
Yeah, but I just got 1345 :D
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
But that's not consecutive, is it? ;D
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
Haha, I just realised we're doing the Draco/Padma weird fanfiction shipping thing that Taylor came up with a little while back.
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
laugh
Well, if you put a two in there...

lol, we are! Draco/Padma = Drama!! xD
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over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
You'll have to wait a long time for that, sweetie.

P.S. I call getting "12345" when the time comes.
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
"Drama"? LLAMAS!

Hey, that rhymes. *is proud*
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
You will be waiting a LONG time then...
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
Who cares? I'll pick up more consecutives (2345 is miiiiine, precious) and palindromes while I wait.

P.S. How long does it normally take for Alex to upload a new video in Alex Reads Twilight?
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
I don't know, his last one is only a week or two old, so maybe a month or so? idk
over a year ago ChocAttack266 said…
A MONTH? Nuuuuu!!
over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
*shakes head, mutters* There just numbers... God, why does he take so loooong? I want him to read New Moon as well, since when Bella met Jacob he commented on how she needed a nice normal guy in her life, a non-supernatural dude... with normal problems... *hides*

WE ARE LIKE HAVING A HEATWAVE HERE IN ENGLAND! IT'S WARM FOR ONCE! I'm out relaxing (would you call being sprayed with water every thirty seconds by your ten-year-old sister and being begged to play with a pair of hyperactive twins relaxing? Since it's hot, yes, yes I would) in the back garden with the laptop and my new book. :P

So thankies my pretties, hey, did that rhyme? Guess not, oh well! HEEHEEHEE. The heat is making me hyper. Over and out.
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over a year ago ToyletGnome said…
^ Is that an English heatwave or an actual heatwave. I told you about that 37 degrees thing at the beginning of OotP right? Well anyway, is it that kind, of my kind? The kind that gets to about 42+.

AJ, it doesn't take a month, don't worry. And is your name Miles?
over a year ago ToyletGnome said…
Ooh, 1357! Is that special?
over a year ago Mrs-Grint said…
It's an Annie heatwave. An Annie heatwave is when Annie (I) think it's hot, like, REALLY hot. :P

Eh, why not? *shakes pom-poms*
over a year ago ToyletGnome said…
Wait, how hot is an Annie heatwave?
over a year ago ronald_weasley said…
i was having a civilized debate with two of my twilight friends the other day and when i mentioned how dependent bella is their lame excuse was that she had the resposibilities of a middle aged person when she was young so now she wants to be dependent on someone

can you beleive the excuses twilighters come up with to defend bella?

mrs-grint- a heatwave?? God your lucky
its 11 degrees in canada though its supposed to feel like -1
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over a year ago ToyletGnome said…
AHAHA AHAHA AHA HA!

That has got to be the worst excuse ever. What is it supposed to mean anyway? Oh, she's a strong woman, she just chooses to not be able to do anything unless she's doing it for another man. God, twihards can be stupid sometimes.
over a year ago BellaCullen96 said…
Yeah, Bella doesn't depend too much on her Spamp, does she?

btw, right now Annie is freaking out because she thinks we're twins :P
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