Once there was a young teenage girl named Hadley. She was walking around at the local biblioteca looking for some new books to read. While she was there, Hadley stumbled upon something. It was a black hardback book with two hands holding an maçã, apple with the word, "Twilight" on it. This interested Hadley and she decided to buy it. When she did, she got hooked. Hadley bought the other three books and after she read them, became a Twitard. She even started to think that Harry Potter and all the other fantasia books she liked weren't as good as Twilight. She drew pictures of the characters, wrote fangirl comments on papers and taped them on her walls, highlighted her favorito quotes, and even tried justifying comments against Twilight. When someone would say anything bad about Twilight, her wrath would pour like fire. Hadley was a rabid Twilight fangirl.
A couple months later, it was time for Breaking Dawn to come out. Hadley was jittering with excitement as she waited at the biblioteca to get a copy. After buying it, she read Breaking Dawn for a whole six hours that night. When she was done, she muttered to herself, "What. The. F*ck." Hadley, wishing Breaking Dawn was just different, reread the books and finally decided that she hated Twilight. She thought of selling the four books, but because she didn't have enough allowance money or time to do it, she instead ripped as many pages as she could and got rid of them as a satisfying snack for her dog.
A couple months later, it was time for Breaking Dawn to come out. Hadley was jittering with excitement as she waited at the biblioteca to get a copy. After buying it, she read Breaking Dawn for a whole six hours that night. When she was done, she muttered to herself, "What. The. F*ck." Hadley, wishing Breaking Dawn was just different, reread the books and finally decided that she hated Twilight. She thought of selling the four books, but because she didn't have enough allowance money or time to do it, she instead ripped as many pages as she could and got rid of them as a satisfying snack for her dog.
(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do you guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have you read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t you just amor them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are you f***ing serious?! These are the best books ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite you and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
were are you harry asked ron over here can't you see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see you it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for you can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in amor with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story
no i cant see you it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.
hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for you can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry
boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark
look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.
ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is
no am not but am in amor with a human girl
harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly
and that's the end of this fine story