Lesson 1: PROPS!!! Lots and lots of props!




Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me props for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way you verbally attack Twilight fans. The way you threatened their lives por tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb por limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”


Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me props for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking you because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your comments accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! You didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”

slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me props for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. You said a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot mais of that. I especially like that part where you said Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where you complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where you said Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that you used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight fãs are so wrong for correcting you.

edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me props for my images:

“I like that picture you posted of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter fãs just amor reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."

harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me props for my images:
“You posted that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore said it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets posted three times a day, but it needs to be posted 50 times a dia until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”

eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me props for my picks:
“I amor all those anti picks you posted in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if you think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any books so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way you defended yourself without cursing like all those HP fãs did. That obviously means you’re mais mature than them.”