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Shout out to Riley for commenting on each of the chapters! Thank you~ :D

So, Lokitty, Birdbrain and Shakespeare in the Park git sum lovin' *creepy grin* Well, mais like cheesy, fluffy stuff. We also get to see yours and Thor's relationship grow :3 YEY. I will also be doing a fanfic on Loki and Delbars relationship BEFORE this fanfic, so keep a look out for that (I'll be posting it soon....)

Sorry this fanfic is boring and stupid :3 Thank you for taking the time to glance at it.
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"She Heard Those Sirens Screaming Out"


You woke up in cama with a bad hangover...And Thor asleep beside you. Thankfully, you both were fully clothed. As you got up and stumbled to the bathroom, Delbar came in. "Good Morning sunshine~" she sang. Delbar reminded you of you're mother, when you were younger and got sick, you're Mother would always read you fairy tales before giving you medication and leaving for work that day. "Hi Delbar." You mumbled, you saw her holding a tray with water, frutas and two plates of what appeared to be jogo da velha, hash browns, cheese, onions, a fried egg and chives on top. It looked so delicious. "I made breakfast for you two. I also got some aspirin."she said smiling. You smiled warmly at her and returned to cama "Thank you..." You said softly as she placed the tray on you're lap "Let me wake up Thor, he's a heavy sleeper." She said kneeling beside Thor's side of the cama "Thor," she began grinning wickedly "Loki took you're Hammer." The moment she said that, Thor jumped from the cama and started shouting something about his hammer "D-Delbar?? Where is my Brother?!" He shouted, she started giggling "He doesn't have you're hammer. Now get back in cama and eat breakfast." She said as she gathered up some laundry from the hamper and head towards the door "(Y/N), Thor. I bought you both bathing suit's. We're ALL going to a water park today." she said grinning as she left. You sat there a bit shocked but excited, you had never been to a water park - only because the nearest water park was 5 hours away and you're Father was the drunken bastard he was. "Are you alright?" Thor asked you while you both ate the delicious Hangover-Remedy food. "Yeah, I'm just excited." You said with a slight tint on you're cheeks. After taking the asprin and eating the food, you felt a lot better. "So am I, hopefully my Brother will let Delbar force him to come. I haven't seen him in awhile..." He mumbled as he took gulp of his water "Wait, how can Delbar have so much power over Loki?" You said a bit shocked "Oh! You don't know! Delbar and Loki are lovers. Or whatever you Midgardians may brand them as." He said as he ate some frutas "So, they're boyfriend 'n girlfriend." You said, he nodded. "And....They live in the same room?" He nodded again "....OHMYGOD DELBAR SLEEPS WITH A CRAZY PERSON!!" You screeched, it caused Delbar - who was right in the middle of showering - to rush into the room. "Are you okay (Y/N)?!" She shouted, thankfully she was in her bathrobe. "Y-YOU SLEEP WITH HIM!" You pointed to the figure behind her, Loki rolled his eyes "Yes, yes she does." Thor perked up and waves enthusiastically at his Brother "Hello Brother! How are you?" Loki looked away and crossed his arms "Alright, I suppose. I was having a wonderfu- wait, why are you in the Midgardian's bed?" He says, Delbar smiled "(Y/N) was passed out, so Thor brought her to her room. Unfortunately he fell asleep." She answered. You're face grew red from embarrassment, you had totally forgotten majority of what happened last night. "Oh my God this is so awkward." You mumbled burying you're face in you're hands, Thor patted you're back and waved goodbye at his brother. "...Well," Loki grinned and picked Delbar up and threw her over his shoulder, Delbar squeaked and started demanding him to let her down "We shall see you in the living room." He said as he left. "They look like a cute couple...." You mumbled fidgeting with you're frutas bowl "Loki is a good person at heart, he's just....He is just...In pain." He mumbled. You stared at him with sympathy, knowing well what he was feeling. After you both finished breakfast, Thor left for his room to get ready. "I will see you later then..." He said taking you're hand and beijar it "Hopefully!" You said blushing, he smiled and closed you're door. You grabbed you're new bikini and looked at it, it was (f/c) with red and silver accents, it had very slim strings and had cute red bows on each side of the bottoms. After making you're cama and cleaning you're room up a bit, you went and took a shower. Afterwards, you put on you're bikini, threw on the cut-off jean-shorts and oversize tee-shirt that you took with you from you're home. You fixed up you're (h/c) hair into Dutch braid and grabbed the sunglasses Sima had chosen for you, and left you're room. The moment you stepped out, Tony crashes into you. He was running from Loki who had stolen Delbar's bikini topo, início "Get BACK here you mewling quim!!" Loki shouted as he chased the Billionaire, Tony laughed as he ran from the god. "Oh lighten up Reindeer Games~" Tony said chuckling as he hid behind the door of a room "You made her cry!" he hissed, mumbling something about his magic and the gold cuffs around his wrist. "What is the matter, Brother?" Thor said as he walked out from his room. "Stark stole Delbar's swimming suit!" He shouted as he banged on the door "Calm down Brother, I'm sure Friend Stark will return the swimming sobrecasaca, vestido to her soon." Thor said, he saw you and smiled. You waved with a small smile and motioned to the living room. "I'll be there soon, (Y/N)." He whispered as you left. As you walked in the living room, you saw Dr. Banner, Steve and Natasha all sitting there, Dr. Banner had on black and purple swim trunks with a long sleeved polo, Steve had on red white and blue swim trunks with a 'I'm Mr. Capcicle' tee-shirt on and Natasha wore caqui, cáqui shorts and a tee-shirt. "Hey Buttercup!" Steve greeted you warmly, he had given you the nickname for some odd reason. "Hi Steve," you said as you grabbed a bottle of water and sat criss-crossed por Natasha "Hey," you greeted the Assassin with a smile, she smiled back and heard Clint shouting about something, she rolled her eyes and got up to go help him. "Hi Dr. Banner!" You said greeting him, he was so into his book he didn't hear you "Dr. Banner!!" You shouted beside him. He jumped up, startled from you're sudden - at least to him - appearance "(Y/N)! Oh God you scared me..." He said clenching his chest "I-I'm sorry Dr. Banner..." You mumbled sadly "It's okay (Y/N). Not a problem at all!" He ruffled you're hair a bit and smiled. "Hey JARVIS!" Tony shouted from behind the door Loki was trying to break down "Help me out will you?" The AI responded with a hint of humor in its voice "I'm afraid I am unable to assist you, Sir." A groan could be heard from behind the door. "Uhh....Honey?" Delbar tapped on the gods shoulder with a smile, she had on a green tee-shirt that said "Mrs. Mischief" and ripped blue jean shorts "It's okay, I will deal with him later." She said taking his arm and pulling it towards the living room. "Hi everyone." She said, her usually happy tone slightly gone "You okay, Del?" Steve asked worried "I'm fine. Tony's just an bunda is all." Loki chuckled darkly at the comment and rolled his eyes "That's an understatement, Darling." He said, she let go of us arm and sat por you "So~ Thor huh?" She said, you knew what she meant. You have the hots for Thor~. She raised her eyebrows and grinned at you, "Yes..." You said, blushing. Since moving in with them, you had gained a tremendous amount of confidence, happiness and independence. Back with you're Father, you hardly had any of those. "I think he likes you too~" Delbar said smiling, "Try 'n kiss 'em." She said grinning mischievously "That's how I snagged Lokitty over there~" she said. "Lokitty?" You said, starting to laugh "Eeeeeyup. I stroke him in all the right places~" You burst out laughing at that comment. Dr. Banner, Loki and Steve stared at you as though you had gone mad. "O-O-Oh my God!!" You shouted, you were still laughing. Delbar giggled a bit at you're reaction "What's so funny?" Loki asked "Oh~ Nothing love~" She said innocently, "Oh Hi Thor~!" She said as the god of thunder shuffled in, thankfully you had calmed down moments before "Greetings Delbar," he spotted you and gave a friendly smile "Hi Thor" you waved softly, he sat beside you and gave another friendly smile "What is that?" He asked looking at you're new phone Pepper had given you. "It's an iPhone. Cool huh?" You said as you started playing Angry Birds "It is...Magical...!" He gasped In awe "Thor, it isn't magical. It's Midgardian technology." Loki said, a bit annoyed. You laughed a bit and rested you're head on Thor's shoulder, he flinched a bit, but began to relax. After about 15 minutos of waiting, Tony came out of the room in a Red and Gold speedo, proudly marching in front of everyone, still holding Delbar's topo, início "Everyone ready?" In a panic you buried you're face into Thor's shoulder while Loki and Natasha both went after him with unfriendly intentions. "Oh my God..." You groaned embarrassed, you're face was a the color of a tomate no doubt. When you looked up to see if Tony was alive or not, you saw Thor's face was very pink. "Y-You okay?" You asked, the god nodded. "Friend Stark...Needs to wear mais clothing." He said as he rubbed his temples, everyone in the room started laughing, including Tony, Who was being kicked in the crotch por Delbar.

Finally, after an hora of madness - Provided by, Mr. Anthony Stark. - Everyone left for the water park. Loki, Delbar, Natasha, Clint, Thor and yourself took a limousine together, while Pepper, Steve, Tony and Dr. Banner took another limousine together. You secretly dubbed you're limo, the couples limo. Or at least that's what you thought...Since Del made it pretty obvious that...You and Thor....Are gonna be BF/GF. Yeah, she could be right. "So Brother!" Thor began cheerfully, snapping Loki from what he was doing - Fricken biting poor Delbar's ear! - "Yes?" Loki said bitterly, Delbar smiled weakly and pet his knee softly "Are you excited for this...Park of Water?" Thor said cheerily, Loki rolled his eyes and shrugged "Excited, no. Curious, yes." He said "What about you, (Y/N)?" Thor asked smiling, you gave him a toothy grin "Oh yeah! I've never been to one, so it's exciting~!" You said as you glanced over at Delbar who was making small talk with Natasha now. "Really? That is surprising, I though all Midgardian's go to a Park of Water often" Thor said confused, that was when you spent the seguinte 20 minutos explaining Water parks to Thor. "Ohhhh. So these...Water parks are for recreational purposes?" He said, you swore you wanted to kiss and hug him to death for being so adorable, you would have done so if it wasn't for you're shyness. "Yes, exactly~" You said smiling, Natasha said something that made you face her, and when you turned back to face Thor, you're lips met. It was just a peck, but you turned it into an actual kiss. Thor didn't object, in fact he kissed you right back. "See Honey? I told you they were meant to be~" Delbar said beaming with glee, Loki chuckled at his apaixonados joy for such simple reasons. You broke the kiss an looked away embarrassed, Thor was you're first actual kiss - The kiss you're cousin roubou does NOT count thank you. - Natasha smiled at you warmly, Delbar made a motion to go and snuggle with Thor. You shyly did so, much to Thor's pleasure. After awhile of cuddling, the limo stopped in front of the water parks entrance "Oh, here we are." Loki said as he carefully woke up Delbar, who was asleep on his shoulder. "Took long enough." Natasha mumbled sharply, you realized it had taken almost 2 hours to get from Stark Tower to the water park. "Well, times-a wasting!" You said cheerfully as you jumped out of the limo with Thor "Wow~!" You squealed, Delbar shuffled beside you and smiled "Yeah...It's huge..." She said, yawning. Clint jumped out and stretched a bit "Okay, since Tony 'n the others haven't gotten here already, lets go ahead and go on in." He said smiling big, Natasha and Delbar were in a deep discussion about something, it made Clint annoyed "Would you two stop talking about work? It's the weekend! We deserve this!" He said groaning, Delbar gave the archer an annoyed look "We have work tomorrow, remember? I have to discuss this with her." She said until Natasha patted her back "It's okay, Del." she said, "Shall we go in now, Friend Barton?" Thor asked as he wrapped his arm around you "Yeah, sorry. Lets go go go!" He said as he grabbed Delbar and Natasha and sped towards the ticket escrivaninha, mesa "Hey! You have my woman!" Loki yelled as he went after Clint. After getting special bracelets for admission into the park, Delbar came and took you from Thor "Tasha and I are going to go into the locker room to put away our clothes, (Y/N) needs to come with us~" She explained to Thor "Sorry~" and with that, you were dragged into the locker room. "Okay ladies, we're locker 233," Delbar said as she scanned the large lockers slowly "Here!" She unlocked it and started taking off the clothes that covered her swimsuit, You and Natasha did the same. After the three of you folded you're clothes and places them in the locker, you heard Clint saying something to Thor and Loki "Lets wait a bit longer, I think Pepper and the others are here." Natasha said as she adjusted her black and red swimsuit. "Oh good, I was worried." Delbar said as she fixed her long brown/blonde hair into a pónei, pônei tail "Hi Girls!" Pepper said cheerfully "Sorry we took awhile, Happy took a wrong turn and we were lost. Which locker is ours?" She asked, Delbar gave her the key and pointed to locker 233 "Thanks." After Pepper put her clothes away, the four of you stood in front of the mirror and fixed yourselves up a bit "How long until Loki loses his temper?" Natasha asked Delbar grinning, "5 mais minutos of us waiting." She said as she fixed her lavender and green bathing suit "I amor you're hair, (Y/N)." Pepper said softly, her roupa de banho, fato de banho was a copper color with white lines "Thanks." You said smiling. "Delbar!! What in the world are you doing in there?!" Loki yelled, Delbar rolled her eyes and grinned "Didn't I tell you?" She said as she shot a mischievous grin to Natasha and walked out. "Shall we, ladies?" Pepper said as she motioned toward the exit. When you walked out, all you saw was hot, toned bodies, waiting for you, Pepper and Natasha "Oh my Lord. So....much....Testosterone." You said, everyone started laughing. "To hot to handle, eh?" Tony teased, you blushed darkly and made you're way to Thor, who was busy playing Angry Birds on you're phone "Hi!" You said smiling, Thor almost dropped you're phone, he was so frighten. "(Y/N)!" He said after he regained composure "Y-You look very nice." He said looking at you're bikini, "Thank you~" you said pecking his cheek "Since when did you two exchange greetings with kisses?" Tony said grinning, Delbar chimed in grinning "Since awhile~ Non of yo beeswax Starky-Poof." She said as she turned to Loki and requested a piggy back ride "Please please please~" she begged "No, it's embarrassing." Loki said "What's so embarrassing about a woman, on a Man's er....Well in you're case a gods, back? I mean you're practically holding my bunda while you walk." You heard her mumble, his face went a bit red as he took it into consideration "W-well maybe..." Delbar grinned and jumped on his back, "Yay~ OKAY PEOPLE!" She shouted "We will be broken up into 2 groups. Whoever rode with who shall be in that one group." Natasha, Clint, Thor and yourself gathered around Loki and Delbar, while Pepper, Tony, Dr. Banner and Steve formed into a small group "Well meet back up at the wave pool at around lunch time. Now go have fun." Delbar said as she whispered something into Loki's ear and smiled "(Y/N), choose a ride!" Delbar said as she got down from Loki's back and held onto his arm "Umm...." You glanced at the map and pointed to a tube ride "Can we go on that?" Delbar nodded with a smile "Off we go!" She said as she held onto Loki's hand and started walking. Natasha and Clint trailed behind you and Thor as you followed them "This is exciting!" Thor said as he held you're hand softly "Mmhm, my Father never took me anywhere fun when I was younger. I'm glad though, cause I get to experience this with such amazing people." You said smiling, Thor chuckled "So tell me mais about you're life." He said, you're face became pale when he asked that pergunta "(Y/N)? Are you alright?" You nodded and looked away "Um....M-My life wasn't that great, Thor. I-I'd rather not...." Thor studied you for a moment and nodded "I understand, (Y/N)." He said as he rubbed you're hand with his thumb, it was surprisingly comforting. Once you got to the ride and walked up the flights of stairs - Which for you, was hard to do - Delbar and Loki were discussing who would ride with who, since the tubes, were for 3 people. "How about girls in one and boys in the other?" Del suggested "No, no Delbar." She rolled her eyes "One girl 2 guys?" He shook his head, Delbar slammed her palm into her forehead and sighed "Who wants to go with who." She asked, Thor's hand shot up immediately "C-Can I ride with Brother?" He asked, "But then you cannot ride with (Y/N.)" Loki said "Oh, that can be remedied. You, (Y/N) and Thor can ride in one, Tasha, Clint and I in another." Delbar suggested "But Del!" He said "Honey, it's just 1 ride, I'll be with my Cousin and Clint and yo-" "Did you say Cousin" You said, Delbar nodded "Yes," "Natasha....Is you're cousin?" Another nod "H-How??" Delbar smiled weakly at you and gave Thor a tube "My Mothers Brother is her Father," Delbar said as she ordered you and Thor onto the tube with Loki "See you down there." She said as she kissed Loki and returned to Natasha's side. During you're daze of shock, the attendant explained safety rules to the three of you. "So Cool....OHMYGODWHATISHAPPENING!" And off you were, sliding the large slides. You squealed with fear and delight "This is so awesome!!" You yelled, Thor and Loki laughed a bit. At the end of the ride, the three of you was laughing and shouting "That was very amusing..." Loki said chuckling "It was, Brother!" Thor said laughing "Did you have fun, (Y/N)?" You nodded "I wanna do it again!!" You shouted, shortly after you heard Clint and Delbar's screams and then they're inner tube plopping beside yours "That. Was. AWESOME!" Clint said, Natasha was laughing and Delbar had jumped out of her spot and onto Loki "HONEY THAT WAS SO FUN OHMAIGOD LET'S GO DO IT AGAIN!!" She yelled, Loki thrashed around underwater, since her weight plus his sunk his side of the tube "I'm so sorry!" She said as she got off of him "I-It is alright." He said wiping off his face , Delbar kissed his cheek and hugged him "Okay, let's get out now..." He said coughing into his fist to cover his blush. You all climbed out and threw you're tubes into the pile "Okay, Tasha, you're turn!" Natasha thought for a moment and pointed to Adventure Maze "That looks fun." She said, Delbar nodded and again, took the lead. Once you arrived, Delbar gave the orders again "Couple up, go through the maze~ first couple out gets a funnel cake!" Natasha laughed at the comment and nodded, taking Clint and going in first. "See-Ya outside~" Delbar said as she dragged Loki in, giggling like a schoolgirl. "Ladies first," Thor said as he motioned to the entrance, as you walked in, you saw only darkness. "T-Thor?" Upon saying that, Thor grabbed you're hand and gripped it tightly "Do not worry, (Y/N). I am right here." He said, you smiled and held on to him tightly "This is kinda romantic....." You mumbled as you and Thor walked down a quite, jungle like tunnel "It...It is." He said . You two walked around for a little while, until finally you saw the exit. "There it is!" You shouted as you dragged Thor out of the maze. When you looked around to see if the others were out yet or not, you only saw the few aleatório people passing por "We are the first ones out..." Thor said, "Did they get lost?" You asked, the maze was not hard at all, it wouldn't be surprising if they made it out first "Um...I doubt it. It's unlike my Brother to get lost in such a easy maze." Thor said. Shortly after, you both realized that its possible they were in there for a longer period of time on purpose. "B-But there's camera's and children in there!" You said flustered "I know my Brother, it's mais than likely he's playing some game that involves him hiding and then stealing kisses from her. Back in Asgard, he would do that to the ladies that fancied him." Thor said sighing, you sat on the ground criss-crossed style and waited...And waited...Until Natasha and Clint came out, laughing. "H-Hey guys!" Clint said as he and Natasha walked up "Is Del and Loki out yet?" Natasha asked as she looked around "No." Thor said scratching his chin. "Ohhh" Natasha and Clint said "They should be out soon though." He said, and lo and behold, the lovebirds came stumbling out. "Phew! Took awhile to find our way out!" Delbar said giggling "Yes, a difficulty maze..." Loki said chuckling as he kissed Delbar's head "Well" you said grinning "I hope you two were alright, since Del has a few bruises " You poked at the one on her shoulder "There" then you poked at the one on her forearm "and There." You gave Thor a evil grin, poor Delbar almost fainted from embarrassment "Oh stop ribbing the poor girl," Clint said giving Thor a soft jab on the arm and a chuckle. You sighed and twirled around to face him "Fine~ Sorry Del." you said patting her on the back "I-It's okay...It's you're fault Loki" she said shooting the god a cold glare, he gave a evil grin "Sorry love~" He said pulling out a small lily out of nowhere and gave it to her "You're not supposed to be using magic Loki." She said as she brought it to her nose, he shrugged and kissed her head "Okay, it's almost lunch time. Y'all ready to head to the wave pool?" Delbar said as she secured the lily in her hair "Yup!" You said "Hey Thor?" You poked the god "Yes (Y/N)?" "Can I you let me ride on you're shoulders?" He looked at you for a moment and nodded "Of course." He said smiling. He keeled down and let you crawl onto his shoulders. Once you felt comfortable he rose up and began following the others "This is fun~" You said grinning "It is, I even think Loki is enjoying it mais than he expected." He said smiling "What do you want for lunch?" You asked "I heard these 'Cheese fries' are delicious." He said smiling "They are. Hey, um....Maybe tonight we can talk....And maybe get to know each other better...?" You suggested, "I would like that very much." He said chuckling. As you two walked, you taught him new things he didn't know about Earth. He told you about Asgard before Tony appeared and shot you both some embarrassing comments. "Hey, play NICE!" Pepper spat as she joined Delbar to get lunch. "So, you two are what? Lovers, Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Whatwhatwhatwhatwhat!" Tony said bouncing up and down like a child on a sugar high "What is this...'Boyfriend' and 'Girlfriend' you speak of?" Thor asked confused "I-Its nothing Thor. Ignore him." You shot the billionaire a dirty look and pulled him away from him and near Natasha and Clint, who were playing cards "Hey big guy," Clint greeted him "Hello Friend Barton, what are you playing?" Thor asked as you took a assento and dealt yourself some cards "They're playing Poker. My friends played it a lot back at home." You said smiling, "Interesting....May I join?" He asked "Of course," Natasha said as she patted a spot beside her "We'll teach you how to play." You said smiling. This was the one thing you remember enjoying about you're life back home.
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