Artie Abrams: I think Mr. Shoe's using irony to enhance the performance.
Rachel Berry: There's *nothing* ironic about show choir!
Emma Pillsbury: Do you know who that is? That's you, Will. That's you happier than I've ever seen you.
Will Schuester: That was the greatest moment of my life.
Emma Pillsbury: Why?
Will Schuester: Because I loved what I was doing. I knew before we were half-way through with it, I remember that we were gonna win. And being a part of that, in that moment, I knew who I was in the world. And the only time I felt that way since then was when Terrie told me I was gonna be a father.
Will Schuester: No, no. I need to provide for my family.
Emma Pillsbury: But provide what exactly? The understanding that money is the most important thing - or the idea that the only life worth living is one that you're really passionate about, Will?
Sue Sylvester: Your resentment is delicious.
Sue Sylvester: [at cheerleading practice] You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded, *that's* hard!
Sue Sylvester: [at cheerleading practice] You think this is hard? I'm living with Hepatitis, *that's* hard!
[final line]
Will Schuester: From the top.
Mercedes Jones: Oh, Hell to the no! Look, I'm not down with all this background cantar nonsense. I'm Beyoncé, I ain't no Kelly Rowland!
Sue Sylvester: Your resentment... is delicious.
Will Schuester: I had to make a deal with Figgins so he wouldn't kill glee Club.
Terri Schuester: But Will, I'm on my feet four hours a day, three times a week here. Now I have to go início and cook jantar for myself?
Will Schuester: [Rachel's sulking in the stands of the football field] You changed out of your costume.
Rachel Berry: I'm tired of being laughed at.
Will Schuester: You're the best kid in there, Rachel. It comes with a price.
Rachel Berry: Look, I know I'm just a sophomore, but I can feel the clock ticking away and I don't want to leave high school with nothing to show for it.
Will Schuester: You get great grades. You're a fantastic singer.
Rachel Berry: Everybody hates me.
Will Schuester: You think glee club is going to change that?
Rachel Berry: Being great at something is going to change it. Being part of something special makes you special, right?
Puck: What the hell, dude? I can't believe you're helping out this loser!
Finn Hudson: Don't you get it, man? We're all losers! Everyone in this school! Hell, everyone in this town! Out of all the kids who graduate, maybe half will go to college, and two will leave the state to do it! I'm not afraid to be called a loser because I can accept that's what I am.
Finn Hudson: I don't want to be the guy that just drives around throwing eggs at people!
Rachel Berry: That was you?
Sue Sylvester: [to Emma] Your resentment is delicious.
