"I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this dia we don't know which one is my real dad, which I think is pretty amazing."
Rachel Berry - Pilot
"This is where our daughter or gay son will sleep."
Terri Schuester - Showmance
"There is nothing ironic about show choir!"
Rachel Berry - Pilot
"Have you ever liked somebody so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad música and cry?"
Rachel Berry - Showmance
Sue: "Iron tablet? Keeps your strength up while your menstruating."
Will: "I don't menstruate.."
Sue: "Really? Neither do I."
Will Schuester & Sue Sylvester - Showmance
"Oh bambi... I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy..."
Kurt Hummel - The Rhodes Not Taken
"I'll often yell at homeless people 'Hey, hows that homelessness working out for you?' Give NOT being homeless a try!"
Sue Sylvester - Preggers
"I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help but picture little birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and it disgusts me."
Sue Sylvester - Throwdown
"I empower my Cheerios to be champions. Do they go to college? I don't know. I don't care. Should they learn Spanish? Sure, if they wanna become dishwashers and gardeners."
Sue Sylvester - Throwdown
"Hey, guys, how's it going? God, it's a beautiful day. Let's run through the number. I can't wait to do the number. I'm ready and excited. Are you guys? stand up. come on. Let's get this joint jumping."
Finn Hudson - Vitamin D
"Are you questioning my badassness? Have you seen my guns?"
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman - Mash-up
"Rachel was a hot Jew, and the good Lord wanted me to get in her pants."
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman - Mash-up
"My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it won't rise."
Kurt Hummel - Preggers
"I got this at the school library. Did you know you can borrow books from there?"
Finn Hudson - Preggers
"We plan on smacking them down like the hand of god."
Artie Abrams - Vitamin D
"I amor the days when I don't wear underwear.... full commando...."
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman - Ballad
"I never noticed how nice Rachel's butt is.......... Oh crap I think Quinn knows I'm lookin at it...."
Finn Hudson - Ballad
"I'm gonna say this as nice as I can, but you look like a sad clown hooker."
Finn Hudson - Hairography
Mrs. Hitchens: "Who do you think I am?"
Sue: "That's a very good pergunta because I've forgotten both your names."
Mrs. Hitchens & Sue Sylvester - Hairography
Quinn: "What are you doing Friday night?"
Puck: "Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer."
Quinn Fabray & Noah 'Puck' Puckerman - Hairography
"He's cheating off a girl who thinks she square root of four is rainbows."
Kurt Hummel - Ballad
"You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they're going in another direction. That was hard."
Sue Sylvester - Wheels
"I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis."
Artie Abrams - Wheels
"I find recipes confusing."
Brittany - Wheels
"When my mom applied to college, she put being popular as her main extracurricular activity."
Quinn Fabray - Mash-up"
Sue: "When you hear your name called, cruz over to this side of this black shiny thing."
Will: "That's called a piano, Sue."
Sue Sylvester & Will Schuester - Throwdown
"I can't wait to start cantar and dancing and maybe even putting on the Ritz a little bit."
Sue Sylvester - Vitamin D
"I know our relationship isn't perfect... you cried that one time my elbow rubbed your breast."
Ken Tanaka - Vitamin D
"When I heard Sandy wanted to write himself into a scene as queen Cleopatra, I was aroused. And then furious."
Sue Sylvester - The Rhodes Not Taken
"Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker."
Kurt Hummel - Preggers
"Caning works! And I think it's about time we did a little mais of it right here... yes, we cane!"
Sue Sylvester - Preggers
"He's here! He's here! Josh Groban is here. Front row, big brown eyes, cute as a buttermilk biscuit. I barfed."
Sandy Ryerson - Acafellas
"People think you're gay now, Finn. And you know what that makes me? Your big, gay beard!"
Quinn Fabray - Showmance
Sue: "We're gonna bring this club down."
Quinn: "And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back."
Sue: "I don't care so much about that."
Sue Sylvester & Quinn Fabray - Pilot
Ok, I'll stop now, or I would've gone on all night.
The ending was a total cliffhanger, and we don't know if Quinn's okay or not. But some new pics from the set of glee might have the answer...
Quinn's in a wheelchair! They haven't said anything else about it, but this new pic definitely shows her and Artie side por side in wheelchairs.
Do you like this plot twist? And do you think Quinn will be permanently paralyzed??
