(The Cheerios were practicing a routine in the gym room, and their coach, Sue Sylvester was watching uncomfortably. She was rubbing her stomach and her forehead, wondering what was going on with her. She grabbed her megaphone to yell at her hard-working Cheerios.)
Sue: Ladies, this is a disappointment!
Santana: Coach Sylvester, we've been doing this for 4 hours today already.
Brittany (confused): Really? (She spoke to herself.) Damn, I can't count time...
Sue: You look like baby elephants swinging from vines here. Let's look light and alive, people!
(Coach Roz, coach of the swim team, could be heard from the gym entrance. She shook her head and shouted to Sue.)
Coach Roz: You're the one to talk, Sylvester!
Sue (turning to Coach Roz): You again?
Coach Roz: In all my days of coaching a synchronized swimming team, I've never seen worse leadership than this. You mind handing me that megaphone of yours? In your condition, you're too weak to even pick up a marble por your chimpanzee-sized feet.
(A few Cheerios laughed at Coach Roz's joke. Sue, annoyed, looked up at Coach Roz.)
Sue: And what makes you think I'm too weak to run a cheerleading squad?
Coach Roz: Look at you! You're lazier than the fat guy from the chicken and peixe commercials. That baby bump's gonna get bigger and bigger, until an elefante head comes squeezing out of your snake hole. Believe me, you won't be as strong as I sooner or later.
Sue: You really think so?
(Coach Roz nods. Sue turns to her Cheerios and tells them to go over the routine they practiced today. They did a good job even though they were tired. Coach Roz yawned.)
Coach Roz: Okay, I understand if this was a circus stunt. Now get ready for the pumped-up ride of your life.
(Twenty minutos later, all of the Cheerios except Becky and Santana were doing Coach Roz's version of the routine. All of the girls were crumping, and Brittany was the center of attention. At the end everyone applauded, Santana being the loudest.)
Cheerio #1: Amazing!
Cheerio #2: Coach Roz, that was awesome!
Brittany: That's better than what I see at the May dia Parade.
Coach Roz (to Sue): The fãs have spoken, Sylvester. You might as well hang up your pompons, your weakening vocal cords, and your weak ass. Wanna know why? I'm taking these Cheerios to the national championships.
(The sino suddenly rang. Coach Roz and the Cheerios left the gym room. Becky stayed behind to talk to Sue.)
Becky: I'm sorry she treated you that way, Coach.
Sue: No, you're not.
Becky: What do you mean?
Sue: I saw you. You and Brittany were both pumping your little watermelons out of your leotards. I can't blame you, though. Yelling at you is like killing a baby deer. Brittany, on the other hand, is as dumb as Lindsay Lohan, and it's very irritating.
Becky: You need to take care of yourself so you can raise your baby. I'll still be there to help lead Cheerios.
Sue (smiling): You just made my day, Beckster. I'm glad I made you co-captain. Now could you please help with the equipment?
Becky: Got it, Coach.
(As Becky went to get the Cheerios equipment, Sue got up and started walking down the hall to the teacher's lounge. Some teachers spotted her and laughed.)
Teacher #1 (pointing to Sue's stomach): Look who came from the comida court.
Teacher #2 (laughs): And I thought my mother's sister was the biggest disappointment I've ever seen.
(Enraged, Sue goes over and pulls the segundo teacher out of his chair por the camisa collar.)
Sue: Listen here, pal! I'll have you know that I have a baby girl here swimming in this little pool sac as known as a womb. I'm still the same on the inside. Now if you try and make me mad one mais time, I'll have everyone in this room hung on topo, início of the Eiffel Tower por your ears! You listening to me is definitely not the worst pain in the world! Don't act like you're trying to disrespect me, 'cause I'm a championship-winning Cheerios coach--best in the U.S. Beat that, you filthy, no-good losers!
(Sue walked out of the room, trying to calm down from her little rant. The other teachers looked around.)
Teacher #3: What the hell was that?
Teacher #4: Fat b*tch...
So, what did you think? I hope you liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Nine!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-One!!!
Sue: Ladies, this is a disappointment!
Santana: Coach Sylvester, we've been doing this for 4 hours today already.
Brittany (confused): Really? (She spoke to herself.) Damn, I can't count time...
Sue: You look like baby elephants swinging from vines here. Let's look light and alive, people!
(Coach Roz, coach of the swim team, could be heard from the gym entrance. She shook her head and shouted to Sue.)
Coach Roz: You're the one to talk, Sylvester!
Sue (turning to Coach Roz): You again?
Coach Roz: In all my days of coaching a synchronized swimming team, I've never seen worse leadership than this. You mind handing me that megaphone of yours? In your condition, you're too weak to even pick up a marble por your chimpanzee-sized feet.
(A few Cheerios laughed at Coach Roz's joke. Sue, annoyed, looked up at Coach Roz.)
Sue: And what makes you think I'm too weak to run a cheerleading squad?
Coach Roz: Look at you! You're lazier than the fat guy from the chicken and peixe commercials. That baby bump's gonna get bigger and bigger, until an elefante head comes squeezing out of your snake hole. Believe me, you won't be as strong as I sooner or later.
Sue: You really think so?
(Coach Roz nods. Sue turns to her Cheerios and tells them to go over the routine they practiced today. They did a good job even though they were tired. Coach Roz yawned.)
Coach Roz: Okay, I understand if this was a circus stunt. Now get ready for the pumped-up ride of your life.
(Twenty minutos later, all of the Cheerios except Becky and Santana were doing Coach Roz's version of the routine. All of the girls were crumping, and Brittany was the center of attention. At the end everyone applauded, Santana being the loudest.)
Cheerio #1: Amazing!
Cheerio #2: Coach Roz, that was awesome!
Brittany: That's better than what I see at the May dia Parade.
Coach Roz (to Sue): The fãs have spoken, Sylvester. You might as well hang up your pompons, your weakening vocal cords, and your weak ass. Wanna know why? I'm taking these Cheerios to the national championships.
(The sino suddenly rang. Coach Roz and the Cheerios left the gym room. Becky stayed behind to talk to Sue.)
Becky: I'm sorry she treated you that way, Coach.
Sue: No, you're not.
Becky: What do you mean?
Sue: I saw you. You and Brittany were both pumping your little watermelons out of your leotards. I can't blame you, though. Yelling at you is like killing a baby deer. Brittany, on the other hand, is as dumb as Lindsay Lohan, and it's very irritating.
Becky: You need to take care of yourself so you can raise your baby. I'll still be there to help lead Cheerios.
Sue (smiling): You just made my day, Beckster. I'm glad I made you co-captain. Now could you please help with the equipment?
Becky: Got it, Coach.
(As Becky went to get the Cheerios equipment, Sue got up and started walking down the hall to the teacher's lounge. Some teachers spotted her and laughed.)
Teacher #1 (pointing to Sue's stomach): Look who came from the comida court.
Teacher #2 (laughs): And I thought my mother's sister was the biggest disappointment I've ever seen.
(Enraged, Sue goes over and pulls the segundo teacher out of his chair por the camisa collar.)
Sue: Listen here, pal! I'll have you know that I have a baby girl here swimming in this little pool sac as known as a womb. I'm still the same on the inside. Now if you try and make me mad one mais time, I'll have everyone in this room hung on topo, início of the Eiffel Tower por your ears! You listening to me is definitely not the worst pain in the world! Don't act like you're trying to disrespect me, 'cause I'm a championship-winning Cheerios coach--best in the U.S. Beat that, you filthy, no-good losers!
(Sue walked out of the room, trying to calm down from her little rant. The other teachers looked around.)
Teacher #3: What the hell was that?
Teacher #4: Fat b*tch...
So, what did you think? I hope you liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Nine!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-One!!!
*SPOILER*
This is the list of who will be cantar what Grease songs in the upcoming glee episodes... (AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED THESE ARR NOT OFFICIAL YET!) (songs are subject to change)
You're the One the One That I Want: marley...
Beauty School Drop Out: Blaine
Hopelessly Devoted to You: Blaine
Look at me I'm Sandra Dean (reprise): marley...
Born to Hand Jive: marley, Ryder, Jake, Mercedes, Mike, Brittany, Kitty, Sam, Joe, Sugar, Unique
Greased Lightening: Sam and Ryder
Not very pleased with this... And it's not only because Marley is obviously getting the role of Sandy but its the fact that its not going to be a surprise plus adding to that Ruder is going to be Marleys amor interest... How shocking...
This is the list of who will be cantar what Grease songs in the upcoming glee episodes... (AS FAR AS IM CONCERNED THESE ARR NOT OFFICIAL YET!) (songs are subject to change)
You're the One the One That I Want: marley...
Beauty School Drop Out: Blaine
Hopelessly Devoted to You: Blaine
Look at me I'm Sandra Dean (reprise): marley...
Born to Hand Jive: marley, Ryder, Jake, Mercedes, Mike, Brittany, Kitty, Sam, Joe, Sugar, Unique
Greased Lightening: Sam and Ryder
Not very pleased with this... And it's not only because Marley is obviously getting the role of Sandy but its the fact that its not going to be a surprise plus adding to that Ruder is going to be Marleys amor interest... How shocking...
To tell you the truth, this artigo is not about Chicken Noodle Soup. Well, I know your dissapointed, but it was really just to catch the reader's eye (which obviously it did for you). Anyways, lets mover onto the first part of my title, DRAMAA!!!
Is it going too far???
So many twists, so many relationships, is this show really what it used to be? A sweet, unpopular girl trying to live out her dreams as a singer??? Where is the family amor going on here! Now, not saying im not a glee fan, because of course I am (i joined their fã site duhh) but just making an observation here. I know its to keep it interesting, and of course it does, but is it really just too much???
post your comments down below, i can't wait to here what YOU think!!!
luv always,
the unicorn lhama :)
Is it going too far???
So many twists, so many relationships, is this show really what it used to be? A sweet, unpopular girl trying to live out her dreams as a singer??? Where is the family amor going on here! Now, not saying im not a glee fan, because of course I am (i joined their fã site duhh) but just making an observation here. I know its to keep it interesting, and of course it does, but is it really just too much???
post your comments down below, i can't wait to here what YOU think!!!
luv always,
the unicorn lhama :)
This is my ultimate list of dream Beatles covers for the glee cast! Keyword: dream.
Across the Universe - Jesse
All You Need Is amor - New Directions with solos for everybody, like Like A Prayer
Can't Buy Me amor - Puck and Artie
Come Together - Artie
Fixing A Hole - Will
Get Back - Boys of ND. Except Finn.
Girl - Artie
Good dia Sunshine - Artie
Helter Skelter - Mercedes
Here Comes the Sun - ND with Rachel and Artie on lead
I Want To Hold Your Hand - Artie and Santana
I Want You (She's So Heavy) - Puck and Artie
Let It Be - Rachel
Lovely Rita - Jesse, Artie, and Puck
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds - Jesse and Rachel
Maxwell's Silver Hammer - New Directions with Finn atuação as the people Max hits with his hammer.
Obladi Oblada - New Directions with Rachel and Artie on lead Oh! Darling - Will & the ND boys minus Finn
Something - Artie
morango Fields Forever - Rachel and Puck
Ticket To Ride - Will
Across the Universe - Jesse
All You Need Is amor - New Directions with solos for everybody, like Like A Prayer
Can't Buy Me amor - Puck and Artie
Come Together - Artie
Fixing A Hole - Will
Get Back - Boys of ND. Except Finn.
Girl - Artie
Good dia Sunshine - Artie
Helter Skelter - Mercedes
Here Comes the Sun - ND with Rachel and Artie on lead
I Want To Hold Your Hand - Artie and Santana
I Want You (She's So Heavy) - Puck and Artie
Let It Be - Rachel
Lovely Rita - Jesse, Artie, and Puck
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds - Jesse and Rachel
Maxwell's Silver Hammer - New Directions with Finn atuação as the people Max hits with his hammer.
Obladi Oblada - New Directions with Rachel and Artie on lead Oh! Darling - Will & the ND boys minus Finn
Something - Artie
morango Fields Forever - Rachel and Puck
Ticket To Ride - Will