(It was 5th period, and some of the McKinley High students were going to lunch. Santana had just walked into the lunch room, and spotted Quinn, Sam, and Joe sitting at a mesa, tabela together.)
Santana's Thoughts (looking at Joe): Well, I'll know for sure.
(Sam started up a conversation with Joe and Quinn about him and Mercedes.)
Sam: I mean, she's gonna say that we can't be together because she got too emotional over some cry-baby who thinks he's stronger than me? I don't get it.
Quinn: I agree with her, though. These things can get to you quite easily.
(Santana walks over and places her Cheerios bag seguinte to Quinn.)
Santana: Well, if it isn't the Holy Trinity...
Quinn (to Santana, sighing): Oh, how I miss our old trio.
Sam: What's up, Santana?
Santana: A couple of things, actually. First off, I would like to welcome Joe into McKinley and hopes he makes it through this dark cave of crap and unholiness.
Joe: Trust me, I'll make it through.
Quinn (looking at Joe, smiling): I know you will, too...
Santana: Second, I would like to show some sympathy for Sam since your bestie decided to drop the bomb on you and break up with you.
Sam: Thanks. It's kinda hard to get over. Anything else?
Santana: Well, I heard from your dark-chocolate angel the other dia that you guys do cantar telegrams.
Joe: Yes, we perform for everyone on Valentine's dia for just ten dollars. Did you want to make a reservation?
Santana (showing her smirk): Gladly. I would like for you guys to sing a song for my number one Valentine...Brittany S. Pierce. My girlfriend.
(Silence.)
Joe: What?
Sam (concerned): Santana, I'm--
Santana: Willing to do it? I understand, as well as you, Quinn. But, um...looks here that your new friend isn't.
Joe: No, I am. It's just that--
Santana: You told Figgins about that whole abomination stuff, did you? See, I knew it. You had better be glad you weren't here when my grandmother was--
Quinn: First of all, your mother never showed up here at McKinley.
Santana (to Quinn): She came to the PTA meeting with Brit's mother and they both had a cat fight, alright?
Quinn: segundo of all, you just said that you hope Joe makes it through the dark cave of crap and unholiness. You're making this into crap.
Santana: This is Snix coming out, Quinn. It's not me.
Joe: Snix?
Sam: Don't even ask about it.
(A few days later, Santana and Brittany were at Breadstix eating at a mesa, tabela together.)
Brittany: You should've been out in the courtyard the other day. A gorilla came from the zoo to give Kurt some Valentine's dia presents. Cute, huh?
Santana (unimpressed and unengaged): Yeah, sure.
Brittany: What's wrong? Aren't you having a good time?
Santana: I am, but...there are things I'm thinking about right now.
Brittany: Like what?
Santana: I'm not even sure anymore.
Brittany: Is it about the chuveiro we took together and I told you I was on my period?
(Silence.)
Santana: What?
Brittany: That's why I hit you with my bolsa that day. Like you, there was a monster inside me that tried to take over my personality...and my urinary area.
(Silence.)
Santana (confused and disgusted): Why are we talking about this in public?
(Quinn, Joe, and Sam showed up and stood por Brittany and Santana's booth.)
Joe: Santana, can I talk to you?
Santana (looking up at Joe): About the New Testament? Not really.
Quinn (furious): Santana!
Santana (annoyed): What?
Joe: I just wanted to say I'm sorry that I was...you know, atuação that way at lunch. How about if Sam, Quinn, and I sing that song you wanted to give Brittany as a Valentine's dia present? I'd be willing to do it.
Santana: Okay.
Brittany: You did this for me?
Santana and Joe: Yes.
(Sam signaled the band up at the front of the restaurant, and they played a mash-up of Mariah Carey's link and Akon's link. Joe started to sing.)
Joe (singing):
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got you babe)
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got you babe)
'Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes, we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
Fight for our right to love, yeah
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got you babe)
(Quinn steps up and starts to sing. Sam and Joe vocalize in the background.)
Quinn (singing):
I would give up everything
Before I'd separate myself from you
After so much suffering
I've finally found a man that's true
I was all por myself for the longest time
So cold inside
And the hurt from the coração it would not subside
I felt like dying
Until you saved my life
Joe (singing):
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got you babe)
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
'Cause I got you, babe
(Quinn and Sam starts to sing, and Joe vocalizes in the background half of the seguinte verse and then sings with Quinn and Sam. Brittany looks at Santana, smiles, and grabs her hand.)
Quinn and Sam (singing):
Thank God I found you (Joe: I'm begging you)
I was lost without you (Joe: So lost without you)
My every wish and every dream (Joe: Every dream, every dream)
Somehow became reality
When you brought the sunlight (Joe: Brought the sunlight)
Completed my whole life
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
'Cause baby I'm so thankful
I found you
(The song finally ends. People in the restaurant applaud the God Squad. Sam waved at them, Quinn did a little curtsy, and Joe smiled at Santana and Brittany.)
Joe: I hope you liked it.
Santana (nodding): I did.
Brittany (to Santana and Joe): Thank you both so much.
(Brittany leans close to Santana to kiss her on the lips. Sam looks at them.)
Sam: Huh...so that's what girl-on-girl looks like.
(Just then, Kurt walks in.)
Kurt (to Santana, Brittany, and the God Squad): Guys, we have bad news.
Joe: What happened?
Sam: Yeah, Kurt, tell us.
Quinn: Is this gonna lead into a long hiatus or something? Damn the wait...
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Santana's Thoughts (looking at Joe): Well, I'll know for sure.
(Sam started up a conversation with Joe and Quinn about him and Mercedes.)
Sam: I mean, she's gonna say that we can't be together because she got too emotional over some cry-baby who thinks he's stronger than me? I don't get it.
Quinn: I agree with her, though. These things can get to you quite easily.
(Santana walks over and places her Cheerios bag seguinte to Quinn.)
Santana: Well, if it isn't the Holy Trinity...
Quinn (to Santana, sighing): Oh, how I miss our old trio.
Sam: What's up, Santana?
Santana: A couple of things, actually. First off, I would like to welcome Joe into McKinley and hopes he makes it through this dark cave of crap and unholiness.
Joe: Trust me, I'll make it through.
Quinn (looking at Joe, smiling): I know you will, too...
Santana: Second, I would like to show some sympathy for Sam since your bestie decided to drop the bomb on you and break up with you.
Sam: Thanks. It's kinda hard to get over. Anything else?
Santana: Well, I heard from your dark-chocolate angel the other dia that you guys do cantar telegrams.
Joe: Yes, we perform for everyone on Valentine's dia for just ten dollars. Did you want to make a reservation?
Santana (showing her smirk): Gladly. I would like for you guys to sing a song for my number one Valentine...Brittany S. Pierce. My girlfriend.
(Silence.)
Joe: What?
Sam (concerned): Santana, I'm--
Santana: Willing to do it? I understand, as well as you, Quinn. But, um...looks here that your new friend isn't.
Joe: No, I am. It's just that--
Santana: You told Figgins about that whole abomination stuff, did you? See, I knew it. You had better be glad you weren't here when my grandmother was--
Quinn: First of all, your mother never showed up here at McKinley.
Santana (to Quinn): She came to the PTA meeting with Brit's mother and they both had a cat fight, alright?
Quinn: segundo of all, you just said that you hope Joe makes it through the dark cave of crap and unholiness. You're making this into crap.
Santana: This is Snix coming out, Quinn. It's not me.
Joe: Snix?
Sam: Don't even ask about it.
(A few days later, Santana and Brittany were at Breadstix eating at a mesa, tabela together.)
Brittany: You should've been out in the courtyard the other day. A gorilla came from the zoo to give Kurt some Valentine's dia presents. Cute, huh?
Santana (unimpressed and unengaged): Yeah, sure.
Brittany: What's wrong? Aren't you having a good time?
Santana: I am, but...there are things I'm thinking about right now.
Brittany: Like what?
Santana: I'm not even sure anymore.
Brittany: Is it about the chuveiro we took together and I told you I was on my period?
(Silence.)
Santana: What?
Brittany: That's why I hit you with my bolsa that day. Like you, there was a monster inside me that tried to take over my personality...and my urinary area.
(Silence.)
Santana (confused and disgusted): Why are we talking about this in public?
(Quinn, Joe, and Sam showed up and stood por Brittany and Santana's booth.)
Joe: Santana, can I talk to you?
Santana (looking up at Joe): About the New Testament? Not really.
Quinn (furious): Santana!
Santana (annoyed): What?
Joe: I just wanted to say I'm sorry that I was...you know, atuação that way at lunch. How about if Sam, Quinn, and I sing that song you wanted to give Brittany as a Valentine's dia present? I'd be willing to do it.
Santana: Okay.
Brittany: You did this for me?
Santana and Joe: Yes.
(Sam signaled the band up at the front of the restaurant, and they played a mash-up of Mariah Carey's link and Akon's link. Joe started to sing.)
Joe (singing):
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got you babe)
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got you babe)
'Cause we gon' fight
Oh yes, we gon' fight
Believe we gon' fight
Fight for our right to love, yeah
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got you babe)
(Quinn steps up and starts to sing. Sam and Joe vocalize in the background.)
Quinn (singing):
I would give up everything
Before I'd separate myself from you
After so much suffering
I've finally found a man that's true
I was all por myself for the longest time
So cold inside
And the hurt from the coração it would not subside
I felt like dying
Until you saved my life
Joe (singing):
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
(Quinn and Sam: 'Cause I got you babe)
Nobody want to see us together
But it don't matter, no
'Cause I got you, babe
(Quinn and Sam starts to sing, and Joe vocalizes in the background half of the seguinte verse and then sings with Quinn and Sam. Brittany looks at Santana, smiles, and grabs her hand.)
Quinn and Sam (singing):
Thank God I found you (Joe: I'm begging you)
I was lost without you (Joe: So lost without you)
My every wish and every dream (Joe: Every dream, every dream)
Somehow became reality
When you brought the sunlight (Joe: Brought the sunlight)
Completed my whole life
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
'Cause baby I'm so thankful
I found you
(The song finally ends. People in the restaurant applaud the God Squad. Sam waved at them, Quinn did a little curtsy, and Joe smiled at Santana and Brittany.)
Joe: I hope you liked it.
Santana (nodding): I did.
Brittany (to Santana and Joe): Thank you both so much.
(Brittany leans close to Santana to kiss her on the lips. Sam looks at them.)
Sam: Huh...so that's what girl-on-girl looks like.
(Just then, Kurt walks in.)
Kurt (to Santana, Brittany, and the God Squad): Guys, we have bad news.
Joe: What happened?
Sam: Yeah, Kurt, tell us.
Quinn: Is this gonna lead into a long hiatus or something? Damn the wait...
Well, what do you think? I hope you guys liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Four!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Twenty-Six!!!