This isn’t going to be an artigo that just hates on a popular thing to be contrarian. The author used to amor the show, and very much encourages those who amor the show to keep watching!
As appetite whetter but also nostalgic ramble down the byways - to your left freshly-slaughtered farmboys, to your right burning Dothraki khals - here is our countdown of all 67 episodes ranked from worst to best.