1. I'm like a blizzard, I'll give you eight to ten inches and keep you inside for the whole weekend.
2. There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
3. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
4. Are you a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
5. oi you must work on chicken farm, 'cause you sure know how to raise cocks!
6. The word of the dia is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
7. Are you a angel? because I've got an erection
8. Guy: Would you be offended if I told you that your hair smells nice? Girl: Not at all. Guy: What if I was a midget?
9. I know 400...
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